Yes, this was announced a bit ago. I want a can (even though I hate spam) but they don't sell it here. But cool, eh?
Not the computer junk mail (though they probably get a lot of that on their website, if they had one--do they?), but the stuff that comes in cans and you make Spam, egg, sausage and Spam, Spam, egg, bacon and Spam, Spam, egg, cheese, bagel, and Spam (this is how I make it), and Spam, egg, sausage, bacon, cheese, sausage and Spam, Spam, Spam...you know the drill, if you've seen Monty Python's Flying Circus on BBCA.)
Anyway, at the Shop-Rite where I work, Spam is on sale this week at 3 for $5.00. One of the featured varieties is something called "Golden Honey Grail Spam--Wicked-Awesome Spamalot Collector's Edition." (Spam collectors, take note!), obviously inspired by the forthcoming musical play, "Spamalot," which opens on Broadway next month.
The cooking instructions are a hoot:
"Taketh thine SPAM slices and fry it thusly for exactly 2 minutes. No more, no less. 1 minute is too little, and yet 3 minutes be far longer than thou needeth. Then thou shalt flippeth the SPAM and repeateth these instructions until it be crispy and browned upon both sides of this most tasty provision. The resulting divine creation shalt be lobbed into thine mouth rapidly. For this is the law of SPAM Golden Honey Grail."
Somebody at Hormel is a big Python fan, eh?
PeppePeppePeppeRaskell and Spam1
"Legends never die. Networks kill them..."
"Crimefighters...don't cry...(HONK!)"
"あなたの弾丸は私に害を与えることができない。私の翼は鋼鉄の盾のようである!"
"This is my childhood. Don't mess with my childhood..."
"You just became part of a bigger universe. You just don't know it yet..."
Yes, this was announced a bit ago. I want a can (even though I hate spam) but they don't sell it here. But cool, eh?
goodbye to you, goodbye to everything I thought I knewyou were the one I loved, the one thing that I tried to hold on toGEEK CENTRAL~! it pwns you and TZ.-Michelle Branch
I'm still waiting on the Lumberjack Song edition fireplace logs.
About time Hormel got a sense of humor. Remember that whole spam controversy with Muppet Treasure Island?
They'd sell a lot more Spam if they just outright admitted it's disgusting (although weirdly tasty.)
Matt Zimmer!
"I'm not Smiley! I'm a real cow! Moo! Think I'll chew me some cud!"-- Smiley Bone a.k.a. the Mystery Cow in Bone: The Great Cow Race.
"I knew we made a mistake the minute I saw that little bologna loaf in the hospital bassinet," Calvin's Dad from Calvin and Hobbes.
| toonzone quick jump |
Bookmarks