"You should get contacts!"
Object: Look at the picture attached below, think of a Funny Quote for it, then post your reply. If that’s not your idea of fun, read other people’s quotes.
Rules: All quotes must be clean, and at or below the PG bracket. If your Funny Quote goes too far above this, your post will either be edited or deleted.
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"You should get contacts!"
THERE AINT NOTHIN TO BE SAID HERE THAT AINT ALREADY BE SAID
"Stop trying to turn me into stone with that face. It's not gonna work."
Lady: "You know, we could pass for sisters.."
Hermione: "...."
Amongst the Leaves
"Are you still alive or what?"
Prof. Trelawney: that's where the Lone ranger broke my arm as payment for when I told his fortune
Hermione: why would he break your arm as payment for telling his fortune?
Trelawney: he crossed my palm with silver
Hermione: that was a fairly awful joke
Trelawney: that's okay, I'm a fairly awful fortuneteller
Asian male, single, religious...seeks multiple women to bear his children....contact Miroku for details
Buy me one more beer than i'll take you home......
"I have to slept with Gilderoy Lockhart!"
How appropriate. You fight like a cow
Sooo soft! Do you use Palmolive?
"Luck. That's what it all boils down to, doesn't it? The smallest break one way or another. It can change a life or destroy it. And you can't fight it. No matter how strong you are."
"I believe the man that you're looking for is the same man who beat Samuel here 'til he cried like a little girl."
"Well, I've certainly got to hand it to you for the meticulous care with which you have executed your finely-formulated machinations in extricating us from this devastating dilemma."
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