Disney Sequels: Snow White 2 Plot Revealed!

**James Harvey** · 01-20-2002, 03:25 PM

Prepare to cry...becuase this is pathetic...

www.Animated-Movies.com reports:

Snow White 2 movie plot: The evil Queen's sister Noriss learns from her magical crystal ball that the only way to make Snow White and her family leave the castle would be to kidnap her friends the dwarfs. She goes to the mine asking the little men to help her find her way home, then pulls out 7 bags to kidnap each one of them. Only Dopey can escape from her claws by hiding behind rocks. Snow White, the Prince, and their 13-year old daughter Rose come to the rescue of the dwarfs with the help of Dopey...

Can it get any worse? Ugh...

**Jowy Blight** · 01-20-2002, 03:29 PM

Could life get any worse? We've lost Spongebob and Zim, and now we're being attacked by half-assed sequels.

There are some Dark days coming down the road.....

**Nightflower** · 01-20-2002, 03:34 PM

Originally posted by Jim Harvey
Prepare to cry...becuase this is pathetic...

www.Animated-Movies.com reports:

Snow White 2 movie plot: The evil Queen's sister Noriss learns from her magical crystal ball that the only way to make Snow White and her family leave the castle would be to kidnap her friends the dwarfs. She goes to the mine asking the little men to help her find her way home, then pulls out 7 bags to kidnap each one of them. Only Dopey can escape from her claws by hiding behind rocks. Snow White, the Prince, and their 13-year old daughter Rose come to the rescue of the dwarfs with the help of Dopey...

Can it get any worse? Ugh...

Ewwwww....

**JustJack** · 01-20-2002, 03:37 PM

The day Dopey is used as the prime hero in a movie..is the day the world ends. So, what day is this movie going to be released? I have a lot of stuff I wana do before it all ends...

**Watagashi** · 01-20-2002, 03:38 PM

That was one of the worst plots for a sequel that I've ever heard. They're practically ruining every single classic movie they make with those sequels.

**James Harvey** · 01-20-2002, 03:38 PM

Pretty sad, isn't it. Not only that, but trailers for 101 Dalmations: The Animated Sequel have started popping up as well. They are really trying to milk every property for all they can. I shudder to think what's next....

**Karkull** · 01-20-2002, 03:39 PM

Originally posted by JustJack
The day Dopey is used as the prime hero in a movie..is the day the world ends. So, what day is this movie going to be released? I have a lot of stuff I wana do before it all ends...

Dopey almost did--he almost got the apprentice job in Fantasia's The Sorceror's Apprentice, but it went to Mickey instead.

**Nightflower** · 01-20-2002, 03:40 PM

That was one of the worst plots for a sequel that I've ever heard. They're practically ruining every single classic movie they make with those sequels.

They're not just "practically" doing that, that's exactly what they plan to do. Everyone should do what I do, and pretend the sequels are not related to the original movies but the product of some terrible dream. :P

**Singin' Stray Cat** · 01-20-2002, 03:41 PM

(twitches) I don't know whether to laugh at such a crazy plot, or cry because someone actually thought it was good enough to make into a movie.

**Mad Monkey 7** · 01-20-2002, 05:36 PM

Is this true? If so in the words of Wonder Woman " Hera help us".

**The Mad Hatter** · 01-20-2002, 05:43 PM

They know that the D2V sequels will sell, so they're not even trying anymore.

**BourgeoisBuffoon** · 01-20-2002, 05:46 PM

People, I don't use cliches very often. So when I use 'em, I mean it.

BUT THIS IS THE WORST MOVIE I HAVE EVER HEARD OF!!

Gah, I....I just have to cry. Disney is literally rolling in his grave, I KNOW IT.

**Fantasie117** · 01-20-2002, 06:22 PM

Disney, are you kidding me?! The Queen's sister and a magic ball??

This is going to be my answer when someone asks me how I can dislike Disney.

**Sango** · 01-20-2002, 06:29 PM

What does Disney think they're doing? Snow White is a classic!! My mom always liked Snow White and she said she hoped they'd never make a sequel to it and she even said she didn't think they'd ever actually make one. I guess I kind of felt the same way, too, but all Disney cares about now is more money. I may actually rent it just to make fun of it. I did the same to Pocahontas II and the Lion King II....

austin norsworthy · 01-20-2002, 07:00 PM

I liked the lion king 2. geez, how low can disney stupe? a sequel to there first movie. god.

the lion king 2, lady and the tramp 2, and the little mermaid 2, baiscally had the same plot.

riddle me this, riddle that, what movies HAVEN'T had sequels?

P.S justjack, you are hilarious.

**Mad Monkey 7** · 01-20-2002, 07:20 PM

Black Cauldron
Oliver & Company
The Fox & The Hound
The Great Mouse Detective
Pinchino
All I want is Roger Rabbit 2
P.S. Disney and Sony are going to co-produce a new live-action Peter Pan film.

**pencilsharp** · 01-20-2002, 07:37 PM

PencilSharp's plot for Snow White III
(note the roman numerals, that just screams respectability!)

Currently in pre-pre-non-production at Disney Australia

After emerging triumphant against both the Evil Queen (Doriss) and her evil sister (Noriss), old Snowy decides she's had her fill with royalty. After chucking the magic ball into the magic mirror (and leaving a wicked 7-10 split in the process), SW leaves her 2.3 kids with her hubby and heads off to the New World to do a little Thelma & Louise with her old college buddy, Pocahontas (the two had studied together at Oxford...).

After a hilarious encounter between Doc and Flit, SW and Poc decide to do Africa, bumping into the entire Lion King cast (except Simba... too masculine for this flick) before picking Jane up at Tarzan's crib. Off they go to the Middle East via boat (bumping into you-know-who along the way) and convincing Jasmine that it's time to grab both the Magic Lamp and the Magic Carpet and her half of the checking account and hit the road.

After wasting the riches of the realm, SW realizes that she's still tired of royalty, bites a diseased pineapple, and falls into a deep coma. She is awakened by Michael Eisner's demands for a DtV Snow White 4, for which he is mauled by a maddened Magic Mirror who spontaneously moves into SW's Magic Compact.

And they lived happily ever after... which makes this whole diseased idea all right...

[Vent OFF]

**Jedigreedo** · 01-20-2002, 07:43 PM

"I hope they don't do a sequel to Snow White, that would ruin the classic!" - Me, when I first heard about Cinderella 2.

Just making a sequel to this has got be the dumbest thing they've ever come up with. They need to leave classic stories alone because geez, these stories were around before them, if they were supposed to have sequel to them, they would. Walt Disney would probably be very ashamed of what is happening.

And I used to respect Roy Disney...

**Lonestarr** · 01-20-2002, 07:52 PM

It's like the same plot again and again: the brother/sister/accomplice/whatever of the villain vanquished in the original comes to wreak havoc on the heroes...who are almost always with child. Oh my God: I just realized that this was used for "The Mummy Returns". I think I should lie down.