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Carnivorous Beast
Dana: You know, you really shouldn't have had that extra Happy Burger.
Max: Yeah, you should have at least thrown up on the floor and not in the teacher's hair.
~RD~
Hello. I came to talk. I've been thinking lately. About you and me. About what's going to happen to us, in the end. We're going to kill each other, aren't we? Perhaps later. I just wanted to know that I'd made a genuine attempt to talk things over and avert that outcome. Just once... I don't fully understand why ours should be such a fatal relationship, but I don't want your murder on my ... hands...
- The Killing Joke
really stupid, I know:
Dana:I broke a nail!
Max:Awwwwwwwww
Told ya..
-BB
Member
You mean the only chance of us working again is guest starring on the zeta project?
"I'm crazy enough to go up against Batman but the IRS NOOO Than You."-Joker
"Sweetie, go get moma's Bazooka."-Harly
Disney is the source of all evil.
Warriors.. Come Out To Play!
Dana - "I'm pregnant"
Max - "With Terry?"
Dana - "Mr. Wayne is the father!"
Max - "Dear God!"
"Don't stick your tongue out at me unless you're going to use it, baby!" David Lee Roth
You can't take a picture of it
Dana: Max, listen, there's something i have to tell you...
Max: what is it?
Dana: You might not like what I have to say...
Max: what? what is it?!
Dana: ...
Your hair looks horrible! Pink, flashy, just horrible!
Senior Member
1:
max:well, did you honestly expect anyone else to show up for a carrot top show??
2:
max: what wrong? is it that "not so fresh" feeling dana??
'the past becomes settled in the present. the only place it truly exists.'
"There are two kinds of men in this world. Those with loaded guns, and those who dig. You dig."
"in a world gone mad, only a lunatic is truly insane."
Super-Tech Cat Ninja Guy
DAMN! You beat me to it!Originally posted by langden alger
2:
max: what wrong? is it that "not so fresh" feeling dana??
"yeah, whatever, dana. if you could really your own palm, you'd know that you are dating batmaYUH, I..I uh, mean, let's go dance, if the viewers have anything about you, it's that you like to go dancing in clubs with big lava lamps. shway?"
Pinstripe pride
Dana: "Um...is this what they're serving in the cafeteria today? I think it moved."
Max: "Don't poke it. It might crawl off the table."
"I would rather live crazy than die sane."--Darien Fawkes, "The Invisible Man"
"Five White House staffers in a room. I would like to say to the 1.6 of you who are stoned right now that it's time to share."--Josh Lyman, "The West Wing"
Member
*MAX: [sniffs; thinking] Eew! Did Dana just let one fly?
*DANA: Ohh. My cuticles are a mess. I think I'd better book a four-thirty appointment at the salon for today....
*MAX: Are you and Ter on the rocks again?
DANA [high nervous voice]: Wh-what...uh...makes you say that?
MAX: You just gave him the bird when he passed by our table.
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