"i cant believe it took the guys at mr. patato head this long to come up with something this lame."
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"i cant believe it took the guys at mr. patato head this long to come up with something this lame."
"Remembering’s dangerous" - the Joker
"Yeesh. My doctor tells me my frigging cholesterol is already through the roof as it is...."
"Billie Jean is not my lover, she's just a girl who think IIII am the one...""---Micheal Jackson.
OR
I have to stop laying eggs during class!![]()
Ya know I'm really hungry but I'm just not in the mood for eggs.....
(it's Home-Ec class)
"Did the teacher want this scrambled or hard-boiled?"
"I would rather live crazy than die sane."--Darien Fawkes, "The Invisible Man"
"Five White House staffers in a room. I would like to say to the 1.6 of you who are stoned right now that it's time to share."--Josh Lyman, "The West Wing"
"Darn Tamagotchis ... Where's the off button on this thing?"
"Pinky, my parents...they're driving me insane!"
"Egad Brain, really? Ooh, well that kinda leaves me without much to do..."
Batman meets the latest incarnation of Brainiac.
What are you doing down here!
I have gotten a drop on the industry. It's the signature! Noone reads these crapy things, they’re invisible. But with my charismatic wit and award winning improvisational skills, I’ll take this forum by storm
You haven’t won any awards for improvisation
Go ahead, Frylock, hold me back! Just the more reason to crush you when I’m a powerful signature producer
Can I run your second unit?
And get all the glory! No!
"i'm starting to have second thoughts about having spliced my genes with a hen's."
TERRY: (looks at girl, then at egg) I'm NEVER going to have a family, EVER!
OR
TERRY: (thnking) I know I signed up for Home Economics class justto be by her, but I'm beginning to have second thoughts...
Signature. A noun. It is, in internet terms, a series of words, phrases, and pictures at the end of every post used to make posts more fun to look at and show the user's uniqueness.
....I wish I had a decent one.
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