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    If you've ever wondered where all Richie's money comes from, here's the answer: he's figured out how to grow money plants, and then harvest them with a non-electric lawn mower without slicing them up.

    The problem is, they can't be considered legal tender if they come out of the ground instead of from the US Mint.

    RICHIE'S COUNTERFEITING!


    Or maybe he's been genetically splicing pea***** (dumb auto-censors; you know what bird it is anyway) to produce dollar bills from their rear ends, and shearing their tails periodically. Either way, he should be indicted.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Anyone00 View Post







    ^Think of the preceding as a narrative.
    each one is uglier than the last!!!

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    So, what've we got here....a king floating on a cloud, throwing a gun at a guy's hand....a guy about to stab the king in the back with a really tiny black axe....and some other guy about to hug THAT guy.


    WOW. Talk about a word you can't say on Toon Zone that sounds similar to "horse."
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    Quote Originally Posted by Zam View Post
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    well they did that on the flinstones

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    Who remembers Condorito?




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    I don't seem to remember Condorito--but maybe being American has something to do with that.


    I'd read it, wouldn't you?


    Aren't these the superheroes that Archie Co. owned? Are they just openly admitting how bad they were, or what?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Zam View Post
    Who remembers Condorito?


    What is he saying? "Nothing like a good dip/swim?" That doesn't seem to explain the looks of horror in the other people's eyes. Unless that's not wacky perspective and the Condorito jumping in the pool really is a giant.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ShawnHopkins View Post
    What is he saying? "Nothing like a good dip/swim?" That doesn't seem to explain the looks of horror in the other people's eyes. Unless that's not wacky perspective and the Condorito jumping in the pool really is a giant.

    I just assumed due to him being a bird and having that flesh coloring, he has shingles.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Martianinvader View Post

    Aren't these the superheroes that Archie Co. owned? Are they just openly admitting how bad they were, or what?
    Actually, back in the 60s, i think "High Camp" meant high adventure, as i saw a t.h.u.n.d.e.r. agents cover with the same phrase on it. The line about "stupor deeds" does confuse me though.

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