If you've ever wondered where all Richie's money comes from, here's the answer: he's figured out how to grow money plants, and then harvest them with a non-electric lawn mower without slicing them up.
The problem is, they can't be considered legal tender if they come out of the ground instead of from the US Mint.
Or maybe he's been genetically splicing pea***** (dumb auto-censors; you know what bird it is anyway) to produce dollar bills from their rear ends, and shearing their tails periodically. Either way, he should be indicted.
So, what've we got here....a king floating on a cloud, throwing a gun at a guy's hand....a guy about to stab the king in the back with a really tiny black axe....and some other guy about to hug THAT guy.
WOW. Talk about a word you can't say on Toon Zone that sounds similar to "horse."
Who remembers Condorito?
I don't seem to remember Condorito--but maybe being American has something to do with that.
I'd read it, wouldn't you?
Aren't these the superheroes that Archie Co. owned? Are they just openly admitting how bad they were, or what?
Here's the deal, I'm the best there is. I wake up in the morning and I urinate excellence. And nobody can hang with my stuff. I'm just a big hairy American winning machine.
I'm very humble, too.
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