Another CN Promo Transcript
For the benefit if anyone here who doesn't visit the main Board, here's the transcript of another popular PPG Promo:
(Opening Shot: the set of the popular 'Who Wants To Be A Millionaire?' game show, hosted by the renowned REGIS PHILBIN. Today's contestant, hailing from The City of Townsville, is none other than that nefarious, motor-mouthed, Japanese-accented genius chimpanzee supervillain; MOJO JOJO.)
(Rather unusually for him, MOJO is sitting in a calm, almost meditative stance. His fingers are pressed together near his mouth, his expression one of pensive contemplation- he seems totally absorbed in his own thoughts. Below him on the screen are five computer-generated 'message boxes', obscuring the view of his lower body. The message boxes read thus:
"One of these is not a cheese"
(The view continues to hold on MOJO as the voice of REGIS PHILBIN sounds from off-screen.)
REGIS' VOICE: So, Mojo; is that your Final Answer?
MOJO JOJO: (slowly) 'Is that my final answer?' Yes...*that* is the question, isn't it? (stirring from his medatative state, MOJO points his finger in the air dramatically) Whether this answer I am thinking about choosing is the one that I will say is the final one! (MOJO closes his eyes and shrugs the palm of one hand towards the unseen host.)
MOJO JOJO: Which is to say, that you have asked me a question about this answer being the one that I will ultimately pick as the response that I am sure of, for it is the one that I have deliberated on!
REGIS' VOICE: You do have one lifeline left, Mojo Jojo! Would you like to use it?
(MOJO slides his protective helmet up a notch, and pensively scratches at the delicate pink tissue of his oversized brain.)
MOJO JOJO: Mojo must think about this. For if I use this lifeline that is my last... (he ceases scratching and tugs the helmet back into place) ...then I will have no more lifelines! And that will mean that in the future when I might want to use this lifeline... (he raises his arms up across his chest and spreads them out to either side, in a demonstrative 'No' gesture)...then it will no longer be available to me, as I would already have used it. Now, when you asked me if I wanted to choose to use a lifeline...
REGIS' VOICE: (sounding a bit anxious) Perhaps someone you'd like to call?
(MOJO'S eyes bug out at that last word.)
MOJO JOJO: 'Call'? (he smiles widely and raises his hands in elation, twitching them excitedly) Yes! 'Call'! I could call someone on the telephone!! (But this realization does not put MOJO off of his tedious convention of vocally delineating the subject from every possible angle) And it would ring at their house, and they would pick it up, and then I would ask them the answer to this question that I am thinking about and am unable to answer on my own, (frowning) despite my Superior Intellect, and desire to...
(CUT TO: Interior of the Utonium living room. The three POWERPUFF GIRLS are seated on the couch, watching the show on TV as MOJO prattles on. In the background, PROF UTONIUM holds a phone receiver to his ear.)
BLOSSOM: (irate) Jeez-Louise! Can you believe this guy?!
(Closing Shot of Cartoon Network's checkerboard logo.)
BUTTERCUP'S VOICE: Call time already, for crying out loud!
(BTW: The correct answer is 'D'.)