Funniest moments in life

[StarScream64]

You know those brief instances in life that are just like a scene out of a sitcom? Or something that you can still crack up at years later? Well, here's your chance to share those funny moments in your life with those of us who are seriously lacking such times. So I'll start off:

I remember when I was in middle school the teacher was talking about oxymorons. She explained it as "two words that have nothing to do with each other." Her example was "male intellect" and all the girls in the class laughed and the boys basicaly just went "Der?"

[SlyBoy]

I remember when I was seeing Finding Nemo in the theaters. When it got to the part when Dory and Marlin went into the deep sea, the screen went all black as they went down, and then this little kid shouted "Yay!" I could hear every person in the theater LTAO. I of course, was LMAO too.

[Warnergirls]

Just recently someone put a sign up saying "Lost Turtle: If found please call.." and they listed the number. Near our house. My parents and one of my friends saw it and thought "How could someone loose a turtle?" And every time they said that I always said
"Who knows, maybe they looked away for an hour, looked back and it was gone...I could see it now, 'I only looked away for an hour!'" everyone pretty much cracked up about that.