[b]The[/b] translator.

[Amano Ginji]

http://ssshotaru.homestead.com/files...ranslator.html

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[Roman Legion]

The ultimate test of all transliterators... Shakespeare.

2 B OR NOT 2 B TAHT IS DA QU3STION
WHETHAR TIS NOBLER IN TEH MIND 2 TEH SLNGS AND AROWS OF OUTRAEGOUS FORTUNE
OR 2 TAEK ARMS AGANEST A SEA OF TROUBLES
AND BY OPOSNG 3ND THAM?!??!??? OMG 2 DEI 2 SLEP
NO MOR3 AND BY A SLEP 2 SAY W3 TEH HEART-ACH3 AND TEH THOUSAND NATURAL SHOKS
TAHT FLASH IS HEIR 2 TIS A CONSUMATION
D3VOUTLY 2 B WISHD1!11! WTF LOL 2 DEI 2 SLEP
2 SLEP PARCHANC3 2 DRAM AY THEYRE DA RUB
FOR IN TAHT SLEP OF DEATH WUT DREMS MAY COMA
WHAN WE HAEV SHUFL3D OF THIS MORTAL COIL
MUST GIEV US PAUS3 THEIR DA R3SPECT
TAHT MAEKS CALMITY OF SO LONG LIEF
FOR WHO WUD BAR TEH WHIPS AND SCORNS OF TEH OPR3SORS WRONG DA PROUD MANS TEH PANGS OF D3SPIESD LOV3 DA LAWS DA INSOLENCE OF OFIEC AND DA SPURNS
TAHT PATEINT M3RIT OF TEH UNWORTHY TAEKS
WHAN H3 HIMSELF MIGHT HIS QUEITUS WIT A R BODKIN??!?!!! LOL WHO WUD FARDELS BAR
2 GRUNT AND SWAAT UNDAR A W3ARY LIEF
BUT TAHT TEH DREAD OF SOM3THNG AFTAR TEH UNDISCOVERD COUNTRY FROM WHOSE BOURN
NO TRAEVL3R RATURNS PUZLAS TEH WIL
AND MAEKS US RATH3R BAR THOS3 ILS W3 HAEV
THAN FLY 2 OTHARS TAHT WE KNOW NOT OF
THUS?????!! CONSCEINCE DOES MAEK COWARDS OF US AL
AND THUS DA NATIEV HU3 OF RASOLUTION
IS SIKLEID OER WIT TEH PAEL CAST OF THOUGHT
AND ENT3RPRIESS OF GR3AT PITH AND WIT THIS RAGARD THERE CUR3NTS TURN AWRY
AND LOSE DA NM3 OF ACTION-SOFT!11!1!!! OMG WTF LOL U DA11!!!!!! FARE OPH3LIA11!11!! WTF NYMPH IN THY ORISONS
B AL MAH SINS REMAMBRD!1!!1 OMG WTF LOL

Scary...

--Romey

[RZetlin]

Before:

Young Goodman Brown came forth at sunset, into the street of Salem village, but put his head back, after crossing the threshold, to exchange a parting kiss with his young wife. And Faith, as the wife was aptly named, thrust her own pretty head into the street, letting the wind play with the pink ribbons of her cap, while she called to Goodman Brown.

After:

U GODMAN BROWN CMA FORTH AT SUNSET IN2 DA STRET OF SAELM VILAEG BUT PUT HIS HAAD BAK AFTAR CROSNG DA THR3SHOLD 2 EXCHANGE A PARTNG KIS WIT HIS U WIEF!!1!11 OMG WTF LOL AND FATEH AS TEH WIEF WAS APTLY NMED THRUST H3R OWN PRETY HEAD IN2 DA STRET LETNG TEH WIND PLAY WIT TEH PINK RIBONS OF HER CAP WHIEL SHE CALED 2 GODMAN BROWN1!1!1 LOL

[Zach Logan]

HEY U SIT DOWN AND LISTAN
DONT B FLIPANT AND DONT B DISMISIN
THINK UR A FLASH ENCYCLOP3DIA?!!!!?! WTF
EATNG BREATHNG MACROM3DIA
THINK UR COL SAYIN AL UR BAES?!!!? OMG LOL
GET TAHT XIAO XIAO OUTA MAH FAEC U GOTA B KIDNG ME WIT TAHT CRAP
ANIMUTATIONS WHER3 ITS AT

NIEN OUTA T3N SOCIOPATHS AGRE U GOTA SE HYAKUGOJYUICHI
FROM TEH MOCH 2 TEH REI 2 DA PE 2 TEH WE
JUST TAEK IT FROM ME MC NC U WONT BLEIVE UR EY3S U GO INSAEN
I M3AN WUT UP WIT TAHT PLASTIC PLAEN???!! OMG WTF LOL UR AN IDIOT IF U DISAGRE U GOTA SE HYAKUGOJYUICHI

IF U GOT TEH TIEM GO GRAB A PEN
AND WATCH TAHT THNG AGANE AND AGANE
TRY 2 FIGURA IT OUT WUT DOAS IT MEAN?!!!! LOL WUT TEH SIGNIFICANCE OF MR111111! WTF BAN?!!?!? WTF LOL
DOAS ANYBODY KNOW?!?!??!? OMG R THEYRE ANY TAEKRS??!???!!! WTF WUT UP WIT AL DA BROKEN PAECMAEKRS?!!!!?!?! LOL DA WORLD IS FUL OF SP3CULATION
BUT NOBODY CRAKS THIS ANIMUTATION

NIEN OUTA TEN SOCIOPATHS AGRE U GOTA SE HYAKUGOJYUICHI UR AN IDIOT IF U DISAGRE
JUST TAEK IT FROM MC NC U WONT BLEIV3 UR AYES U GO INSAEN
I M3AN WUT UP WIT TAHT PLASTIC PLAEN???!? OMG
FROM DA MOCH 2 DA REI 2 TEH PE 2 TEH WE U GOTA SE HYAKUGOJYUICHI

WAEKMAN IS BIAESD LIEK A HOUSEHOLD APLIANCA
HELO KITY AND MCGRUF HAEV AN UNHOLY ALIANCE
SCEINCE IS BRUTAL AND IT CUTS LIEK A KNIEF
NOT EV3N OBI-WAN CAN SAEV DA YODEL OF LIEF UR NME IS BOB UR MAH HEART-THROB
I LOST MAH JOB WHEN I GOT FIERD
BY A GUY NMED FARCHEI HE WAS FUL OF STARCH
HE SMELED LIEK AN ORANGATANGS OLD APARTMENT

FOUND A HOBO IN MAH ROM WUT DO I DO??!!?!? LOL
HA LOKS D3AD HES FUL OF L3AD
BLEDNG RED ON2 MAH BDSPR3AD
AND HE ALSO SEMS 2 B MISNG HIS H3AD Y M I HOLDNG THIS GUN AND AEX?!????!? OMG WTF
DO EXPLODNG PAECMAEKRS CAUSA HEART ATAKS??!??!!!! WTF
WIL MR1!!!!11 WTF LOL BAN 3V3R GET HIS FIL
OR WIL HE JUST KEP ON T3LNG M3 2 KIL???!????! OMG WTF LOL

HEY DONT U GIME TAHT LOK U NEVER HAD WUT IT 2K
I 2K TEH BAF AND I BAF3D IT UP U SAT AND WHIEND WHIEL I 2K DA CUP
OF GOLD U R GETNG OLD
WHAN U SE MAH FAEC U BT3R FOLD
TAEK THIS MOP AND SHOVE IT BOY
CUZ ITS DA ONLY WAY U B 3MPLOYED

IM KNOWN AS DA B3F BASTARD
3VERYONA KNOWS IMM DA ULTIMAET MASTAR
IM KNOWN AS TEH B3F BASTARD
3VERYONE ALS3 IS A WOKNG DISASTAR
IM KNOWN AS TEH B3F BASTARD
THINK UR FAST?!!?!?! WTF LOL WAL I KNOW IMM FASTER!111!1
IM KNOWN AS TEH B3F BASTARD
EVERYONE KNOWS IMM TEH ULTIMAET MAST3R

WEEL IMM SHMORKY!1!1! OMG LOL 3ATIN PORKY11!1!1! OMG WTF
WHIETY RAP SURE SOUNDS DORKY!11! WTF LOL
GOT A GIRL.!11!11111!!!!11 OMG WTF LOL SHES A DOUBLE D!1!!!1! OMG WTF LOL
I SLAP HER ON DA BUT DR3S3D AS A BUMBLA B31!1! WTF
I EAT PASTA AL DMN DAY
I WAS IN A SHAEKSPEAR PLAY
I SIT DOWN ON A LAZY SUZAN
SPIN AROUND LIEK MAH CRUISIN!!1!! OMG WTF LOL

BONG BONG BNG BNG
I G3T PAEYD 2 PLAY WIT MAH THNG11!1 OMG WTF LOL
I ZIP OUT ZIP IN ZIP UP BGIN
ROM WIT A MOSE!11!!1 WTF JAY L3NOS CHIN1!1!! OMG WTF LOL
MBULANCE 3NRON PE WE POKEMON
BULBASAUR PIKACHU JIGLYPUF TH3Y CHOS3 U111!!!! OMG WTF LOL
AND I CANT THINK OF ANYMORE 2 SAY

TV SAYS DONUTS R HIGH IN FAT KAZO
FOUND A HOBO IN MAH ROM
ITS PRINC3S L3IA TEH YODEL OF LIEF
GIEV ME MAH SWE8R BAK OR IL PLAY TEH GUITAR

ONA-FIFTY-ON3 POKEMON ON TEH RUN
SUZUKI-SAN IS A FORMATION OF A BUN
AND A VAGEI BURG3R WIT TSUKEMONO
JAY-JAY HAS FLOWN AWAY WIT SONY BONO
2 TEH AFT3RLIEF 2 VISIT BARN3Y FEIF
AND 2 SE PAROS SCRENSHOTZ OF HIS WIEF
NMED CHRIS BNOIT WAARNG A PR3TY DR3S
SAYNG WATASHI WA ANIMUTATION GA SUKI DESU11!! WTF

DO DA MARIO!!!11!! OMG LOL ISTY-BITSY HOK3Y
LIPSNOT IS NOT MAGIC LIEK A MONK3Y
CAPTANE LOU BODY-SLMS A RUB3R DUKEI
JUST LIEK IN DA MATCH OF EARTH VS111!!1! WTF LOL FUNKY
LUKY LUKY NIEC 2 MEW-TWO
I NED TEA FOR TWO HOW ABOUT U
MR!11! LOL COLDHEART OR SHUD I SAY PROFESOR????!!?! OMG WTF
IT LOKS LIEK LASKO GOT R3V3NG3 ON MAH DRASAR

PROPS 2 NEIL HES TEH RAAL DEAL
HIS FREINDS AL CAL HIM MR1!11 WTF LOL POPEIL
H3S TEH COMPUTAR GEK WHO DOASNT SHOWAR FOR A WEK
HIS LOKS R HOT HIS LOKS R CHIC!!!! LOL
HE SNGLEHANDEDLY CHANGED TEH FAEC OF TEH NET
H3S AN ONLIEN S3MI-CALEBRITY U WONT FORGET
HE S2RMED ON2 TEH SCEN3 LIEK A RAGNG THUND3R
HIS SAIZURA INDUCNG FLAG SAYS MR1!!11 LOL GAHBUNGA

TV SAYS DONUTS R HIGH IN FAT KAZO
FOUND A HOBO IN MAH ROM
ITS PRINCES LAIA DA YODAL OF LIEF
GIEV ME MAH SWE8R BAK OR IL PLAY DA GUITAR THEYRE U HAEV IT TAHTS TEH GME
151 WE CAN AL B DA SMA
IMM SURA TAHT ITS B3N APATIZNG WIT AL TEH SUBLIMINAL ADVARTIZNG
THIS HAS B3N A C3LABRATION ANIMUTATION FANS ACROS DA NATION
IN FORMATION RASE3 THERE HANDS IN D3DICATION
2 DA CRAZY FLASHNG PSYCHOPATHIC HAPY DANCNG SUPER MAGIC
POW3R MEGA ULTRA KITSCHY HYAKUGOJYUICHI

NIEN OUTA T3N SOCIOPATHS AGRE U GOTA SE HYAKUGOJYUICHI
FROM TEH MOCH 2 TEH REI 2 TEH PE 2 TEH WE
JUST TAEK IT FROM ME MC NC U WONT BLEIVE UR EY3S U GO INSAEN
I MEAN WUT UP WIT TAHT PLASTIC PLAEN????? OMG WTF LOL UR AN IDIOT IF U DISAGRE U GOTA SE HYAKUGOJYUICHI

Now Guess wat it said before...

[Danielle]

O SAY CAN U SE BY DA DAWNS AARLY WUT SO PROUDLY WE HALEED AT DA TWILIGHTS LAST GLEMNG
WHOSE????!?!? LOL BROAD STRIEPS AND BRIGHT STARS THRU DA PERILOUS FIGHT
OER DA RMPARTS W3 WATCH3D WERE SO GALANTLY STRAMNG
AND??!!! WTF LOL DA ROKATS R3D GLAER DA BOMBS BURSTNG IN ARE
GAEV PROF THROUGH TEH NIGHT TAHT OUR FLAG WAS STIL O11111!1 SAY DOES TAHT STAR-SPANGL3D BAN3R YET WAEV
OER DA LAND OF TEH FRE AND DA HOMA OF TEH BRAEV

Ladies and gentlemen, I hereby present an example as to where our youth might be sliding in this day and age...

We're doomed. Doomed, I tell ya!

[Good Ol' Batmanuel!]

If you like that, check this one. It translates into nine different dialects. It can even translate entire pages!

Here's the explanation of the 12-year-old translator done in redneck: "This hyar translato' will take whut yo' write in it an' turn it into th' manner a 12-year-old AOLer'd write it. Type in whut yer hankerin' translated an' then click th' button, as enny fool kin plainly see." And now in jive: "Dis translato' gots'ta snatch whut ya' scribble in it and turn it into de manna' a 12-year-old AOLa' would scribble it. Man! Type in whut ya' wants' translated and den click de button. 'S coo', bro."