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    Monkey Man Attacks!

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    Has anyone heard about the attacks of a Monkeyman in Delhi, India?
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    Did he look this fellow, by any chance?

    Possibly a variation of the old Sasquatch legend, though why he'd be spotted in a major city rather than a secluded mountaintop in the Himalayas is beyond me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jim Harvey
    Has anyone heard about the attacks of a Monkeyman in Delhi, India?
    No...The "MonkeyMan" sounds like my nephew...*talks to self* Has Jacob been to India?
    Last edited by Otaku Bishop; 02-03-2005 at 10:08 AM. Reason: I just want to change it...

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    This sorta reminds me of the The Skunk Ape phenomena that stuck North Florida a number of years ago.
    A smoothie would really hit the spot right now.

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    Actualy this is old news, there have been numerious reports of a Monkey man but ti always turns out to be some psycho who just likes slashing things

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bowser Boy
    No...The "MonkeyMan" sounds like my nephew...*talks to self* Has Jacob been to India?
    It's generally frowned upon when you bring back old topics, especially if it's done for no reason.

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    Report too epic to not have archived.

    A few hundred miles to the north east, a maniacal monkey man continues to terrorize the Indian capital, New Delhi.

    This week the Associated Press reported, "Mass hysteria is sweeping across India's capital after reports of a super-powered monkey man, with hairy body and sharp metal claws, attacking people as they sleep on their roofs in the sweltering heat."

    Over 100 people claim to have been injured by this elusive phantom (50 of them last Monday night during a power outage), some claiming that the beast has the ability to turn invisible and leap six stories in a single bound.

    "It has three buttons on its chest. One makes it turn into a monkey, the second gives it extra strength, the third makes it invisible," said Kumari, a housemaid. "But he is afraid of the light."

    Witnesses descriptions vary absurdly, but most agree that the attacker about 4 ft. tall, with a dark face and large eyes, sharp, metal claws, a humanoid body, and he wears a helmet or a mask. Others claim they saw it jumping down several stories after the attacks.

    In the frenzy, three people have died, the latest being Ram Prakash of Shakurpur who jumped from the roof of his home yesterday screaming, "The monkey has come!"

    Vigilantes in the streets, who often mistake wild monkeys, dogs and anything that moves for the ironclad supermonster, accidentally beat two people returning home late at night.

    The authorities, are struggling to maintain order amid the hysteria and have dispatched approximately 1,000 police officers into the streets, to calm the citizens' fears.

    Strangely enough, when we ran the data through the Muttcomputer, it turned up a similar match that occurred in 1966 on the island of Japan.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Strawberry Jam
    Witnesses descriptions vary absurdly, but most agree that the attacker about 4 ft. tall, with a dark face and large eyes, sharp, metal claws, a humanoid body, and he wears a helmet or a mask. Others claim they saw it jumping down several stories after the attacks.
    Sounds like Wolverine is on the loose.

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    ...woah. I hope there is a picture of this monkey. Either the victims are highly overexaggerating, or this is a breakthrough of some sort.

    That last part is interesting. It's occured before? Perhaps a correlation...

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    Quote Originally Posted by lostrune
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    When I saw the title of this thread, I expected to see that it was posted by JohnCrighton or maybe Calhoun07, but...Jim Harvey?!

    I need to sit down. Oh, I am sitting down. Hmm, now what?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Good Ol' Batmanuel!
    When I saw the title of this thread, I expected to see that it was posted by JohnCrighton or maybe Calhoun07, but...Jim Harvey?!

    I need to sit down. Oh, I am sitting down. Hmm, now what?
    The funny thing is The Indian authorities act like how Hollywood Portrays the US Authorities...

    I mean this is like the umpteenth time that a Monkeyman has arisen...

    I miss the good ol' days when there would be constant reports of woodsmen being captured and raped by hordes of Sasquatches...ah yes those were the days...the days before photoshop

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    Quote Originally Posted by Terminatah
    It's generally frowned upon when you bring back old topics, especially if it's done for no reason.

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    ...Huh? I'm just saying my nephew looks like a monkey...What's wrong with that?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bowser Boy
    ...Huh? I'm just saying my nephew looks like a monkey...What's wrong with that?
    Well first off I'm sure your nephew would be quite offended. How would you like it if I said you look like a monkey?

    Second you revived a thread (and with nothing of relevance, though you could say that about the topic to begin with)so old I think I saw Moses poking around in here.


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    Quote Originally Posted by HumanoidTyphoon
    Well first off I'm sure your nephew would be quite offended. How would you like it if I said you look like a monkey?

    Second you revived a thread (and with nothing of relevance, though you could say that about the topic to begin with)so old I think I saw Moses poking around in here.
    HE'S 4!!! HOW IN THE HELL WILL HE BE OFFENDED? HE DOESN'T EVEN KNOW TOONZONE EXISTS!!!

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