Dumb Things

[Watermelon]

Fourteen sstop signs asked for my lunch.
Remember, T's are there when the fat lady burps.
Bliss is purple.
Salamander you? That's ironic!
Bumper Sticker my but.
Flap that wiggy!
Disscusin on wedding cakes that have no explanation are very, VERY bland.
Ask the doctor to dance.
Speed Racer got a new attitude!
5
Is that a keyboard.
The timer went off, where's my Krazy Glue.
Sappy Filter!
It's the thought that counts on a raseberry.
Options are there when you need them.
Master as a tree bark.
Dogs from Pluto.
Ask the judge about Tilonal.
A monster in a space suit.
A pager.
ABX
Turning 12 means cakes on me!!!!!

[ProdigyCube]

If I were a mod this would already be locked.

[JohnCrichton]

*Starts counting to see how quickly this thread gets closed...*