Tina. Bouncy, bouncy.
Incidentally, this reminds me of a great moment at E3. Tecmo had actresses portraying Tina and... er... one of the Asian gals (I forget which one) that you could have your picture taken with. While I was there, the two got their pic taken with a guy who amused them to no end. Why? In the picture, he was wearing a t-shirt that said "chicks dig skinny pale guys." I took a picture of that setup, but it came out blurry! Darn the luck, darn!
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