uhhhhrrRRRGGHHHHhhhh...

Aw, man. Wotta winter. Sorry for coming off like Bruce "YWLMWIA" Banner, but it's been a long time since I last posted.

So, for the few of you who were wondering why I just dropped off the face of TZ, (tunes up geetar) gather 'round and listen close now.
Closer.
Cloooser...

KA-BONG!

Folks, I know most of you don't have kids. To all of you, please do yourselves a favor. Wait. Until you're 50. Or later. Seriously.
I just got through spending the last THREE MONTHS running my Brownie Troop's Cookie Drive and (cover your ears, this gets pretty loud...) I AIN'T WASTING ANOTHER THREE MONTHS OF MY LIFE DOING SUCH A FOOL THING EVER AGAIN!!!
Yes, Girl Scout Cookies. Do you have any idea just how hard it is to move these little monsters? For three bucks apiece? In a RECESSION?!
Sorry. Lost my cool. It's just that I have HAD MY FILL...
Ahem. Enuff on those BLASTED...
Huff, huff...

BTW... A million hits?! Every time I have to go away for awhile, something happens... Still, I figger Maxie should get the blame for that with his 500+ posts/week. Oh, all that poor lost bandwidth...