Stupidest commercial taglines you've ever seen

[Captain Highwind]

An exterminator truck pulled up next to me. On the vehicle, it read "If we can't kill it, we'll eat it."

I would ignore this otherwise on it's own merit, but it just sends off a chain of thoughts in my head that I can't ignore.

If you can't kill it, you'll eat it.

Which means that you'd eat it alive.

But why would you eat it in the first place? It's road kill.

Somebody try to beat this.

[Shawn Hopkins]

Sure. I saw a septic truck a couple of days ago that said "Yesterday's Dinners" on it.

[tucsoncoyote]

We Just had one recently show up on a Desert Toyota of Tucson Ad.. the tag line?

Our Dealers are giving out loans the banks aren't!

Gee how true THAT is...Quick Let's all go and buy Hybrids!