Riddle me this, Riddle me that Thread

[Alaskanbullworm]

OK, this will be the official riddle thread. I'll do the first 4 riddles. I'll say one, and if you get it right, I'll announce it and I'll post the next one. When my first 4 are done, whoever got the last one right gets to put down there own riddle. This is kind of like the Simpsons thread.

Here's the first one:

How do you get a giraffe into a refrigerator?

[Alaskanbullworm]

Anybody want to try? Here it is again:
How do you get a giraffe into a refrigerator?

[Wyloms]

Chop him up into little pieces and toss him in the fridge.

[joker]

open the door, put it in and close it.

[Watagashi]

Uhh... *thinks hard for a couple of seconds* This is making my head hurt....

[Wyloms]

No I got it for real put some leaves in the fridge...

[Alaskanbullworm]

Joker has got it. If you know where I'm going from here, let's make the others think for it, OK.
Here's #2:
How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator?

[Wyloms]

Thats so lame where did you get that from a popsicle stick?

[Alaskanbullworm]

I saw this on an optical illusion website that says it could test your intelligence.

[Wyloms]

Yeah well if you were smart you would know you can't fit a giraffe in a fridge.

[Wyloms]

ok here's a real riddle. If you were locked in a car with a baseball bat and all the windows were rolled up. how would you get out.

[Alaskanbullworm]

Calm down Wyloms, I just want people to have a little fun with the riddles #2 again is How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator?

[Wyloms]

Originally posted by Patrick Star
Calm down Wyloms, I just want people to have a little fun with the riddles #2 again is How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator?

:Yells: I am Calm :Punches a hole in the fridge:

[Gyro]

I got one! It cannot be seen, cannot be felt, cannot be heard cannot be smelt. It lies behind stars, and under hills, and empty holes it fills. It comes first and follows after. Kills life and ends laughter. What is it?

[joker]

Originally posted by Patrick Star
Joker has got it. If you know where I'm going from here, let's make the others think for it, OK.
Here's #2:
How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator?

just so poeple know, its not the same answer as how do you put a giraffe in a refiegerator.

Originally posted by Wyloms

ok here's a real riddle. If you were locked in a car with a baseball bat and all the windows were rolled up. how would you get out.

youd unlock the door and step out of the car

[Wyloms]

Originally posted by Gyro
I got one! It cannot be seen, cannot be felt, cannot be heard cannot be smelt. It lies behind stars, and under hills, and empty holes it fills. It comes first and follows after. Kills life and ends laughter. What is it?

Nerve Gas..

[Wyloms]

Originally posted by joker

just so poeple know, its not the same answer as how do you put a giraffe in a refiegerator.

youd unlock the door and step out of the car

Wow you got it joker..

[Gyro]

Nerve Gas..

no

[Wyloms]

High levels of radiation? Carbon Menoxide? Merecury poisoning? Oxygen?

[joker]

Originally posted by Gyro
I got one! It cannot be seen, cannot be felt, cannot be heard cannot be smelt. It lies behind stars, and under hills, and empty holes it fills. It comes first and follows after. Kills life and ends laughter. What is it?

i want to say God but im sure you could feel his presense if he decided to come pay a vist......not satan for the same reason....not sadness since, it can be felt

i dunno