Things you got in trouble in school for....

[Peter Paltridge]

I don't know where to begin on MY list, but one stands out right now.

I was in the first months of first grade, and I had this geeky-looking teacher with a nasally voice. I remember her ordering me to do something, and I turned around and flatly said, "Boy, you're sure BOSSY!"

She absolutely flipped out over that comment and sent me to the office and even got the principal involved. She'd never heard anything so horrible in her life, and I did lots of things that were worse around that time that I never got in trouble nearly as badly for. I really hit a nerve with that one. Of course, it wasn't a lie....she WAS bossy; she just couldn't handle the truth.

The following week I had been switched to the other first-grade class, but I think that had more to do with restructuring they were going to do anyway. I THINK.

[Storm Eagle]

You'd think she'd take that as a compliment.

[Assembler]

I got in trouble for hiding in the bath room instead of going to detention with the whole school. then i got in detention for a month.

[Master Moron]

I used to get in trouble for absolutely nothing in Elementary school. I went to the worst Elementary school in the state. I mean, many of the teachers just absolutely hated kids and would yell at them for no reason at all.

[Squisheee]

Well, my experience was in 1st grade as well. It was the first day of school, and we were all drawing on the chalkboard. This boy next to me was using the pink chalk, and I wanted to use it. I asked him if I could borrow it for a minute, but he said no. When he went to the bathroom, I took the chalk and started drawing. He came back and pulled my hair. I bit his arm so hard I broke the skin. We were both sent to the principal's office.
I got in trouble the other day in school when my cell phone went off by accident! That was embarrassing! My teacher didn't make a huge deal of it though(probably because 3/4 of the class was on a field trip, so it was only me and about 4 other kids).

[Baltofan]

Banging with the door to my classroom in the pause, as I were in kindergarten.
At last was I told that I were not fitting into a normal school anymore, so I ended up on the psychiatric clicnic, as I remember they said that many in my school were afraid of me.

[Demonic Raven]

I hit a kid in the head with a lunchbox (the hard kind, Power Rangers ) in kindergarden. Last I remember it was this kid named Rocko who was horrifyingly annoying.

I don't really remember ever getting in trouble after that.

[Mr. Pedro]

Reading this just makes me realize how much of a goody-two shoes I was, since I can't recall getting in trouble at school for ANY reason.

[Anniemaniac]

Reading this just makes me realize how much of a goody-two shoes I was, since I can't recall getting in trouble at school for ANY reason

Same.

The only time i remember gettin into trouble was when i was in year four and i was writing a story for english. i stopped for a minute to think of what else to write, my teacher though, thought i was day dreamin so she comes over to me shoves my chair (which im sitting on) into the desk and whacks me on the back with her hand 4 times, causing me to be left breathless (im asthmatic) and wheezing the rest of the day, not to mention the pain that i had on my back and lungs from when she slammed me into my desk and winded me. i could of sued the school for that but being only 8 or 9 i was too scared in case she did the same thing so i never told any one until i got older but it was too late to do anythin as there was no proof.

the weird part was though, every week the teachers would swap around and give their own assemblies with subjects of their choice, most of the teachers picked stuff like music or the environment to teach us about in assembly.. but that teacher would always do something related to god/the bible and teach us that its wrong to be violent and hit people and stuff... yet she did that to kids in lesson

[Punisher]

Just last week before math class I quicky sketched a picture of Frylock, Meatwad, and Shake from ATHF and colored it. Math started right after I finished, so I hid it under my binder. Later, when we were supposed to be doing work, I lifted up my binder to put the picture away and my teacher happened to walk right by. She immediatly picked it up and proclaimed to the class that we shouldn't be screwing around and that's why we(I think this was an insult toward me)were getting bad grades. And then she demanded an explanation, and with the whole class listening, I made up some bull about it being my inspiration to do work. She didn't buy it.

[TheMecca]

My first (?) grade Gym class had a teacher with a speech problem.
We did nothing but laugh at him for the rest of the time.

I feel reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeally bad about it now, but when I was 6 it was like Spaceballs. Except I didn't know what Spaceballs was when I was 6.

[FinalDragoon]

Getting beaten up....no seriously I got suspended for 2 weeks for getting a concussion at the hands of another student. All because I threw the first "punch" which did nothing to the other guy, he then throws me to the ground, gets on my back, and then proceeds to punch the back of my skull 15 times. Yet he got the same punishment I did.

Don't you love fairness?

[AkirQueen]

Oh my teachers just loooved me when I was younger...

-kindergarten:crawled on the floor in the library, under a table. Librarian pulled (yes, pulled) my hair to get me to come out from under the table. Ironically, her name was Mrs. Sweet. If I'm lying, I'm dying.

-2nd grade: hung out in the bathroom, swinging on the stall doors with another girl. One of my former friends snitched on us, and our teacher came in the bathroom and pulled us out.

-2nd grade: tried to sneak a small Casio keyboard (that I owned) with me to play with at lunch. Teacher saw me try to hide it under my jacket, and said "You think I'm stupid?" and took it away from me.

-3rd grade, summer recreation camp: hit a kid with an umbrella by accident; got "time out."

-4th grade: To this day, I still have no idea why I did this, but me and a few other girls actually picked on boys in the 3rd grade to the point where they'd try to hit us and we would fight back. One time, we were taunting one boy by singing "I saw Jimmy kissing Santa Clause" and he got mad enough that he pushed me into one of my friends, and she got hit in the nose really bad. We were sent to the principal's office

Think I'm missing a few, but those were the main ones I could remember.

[Storm Eagle]

Getting beaten up....no seriously I got suspended for 2 weeks for getting a concussion at the hands of another student. All because I threw the first "punch" which did nothing to the other guy, he then throws me to the ground, gets on my back, and then proceeds to punch the back of my skull 15 times. Yet he got the same punishment I did.

Don't you love fairness?

What reason did he give you to hit him though?

[Dark Fact]

In 2nd grade, during crafting class, we were all making construction paper canada geese for a big construction paper collage to be placed above the chalkboard. After I finished my geese, I went over to one of my classmates to watch him. He just finished his goose and went over to talk with the teacher over something. I took one look at the goose, wondered what it would look like without his beak, took out a pair of scissors, and cut the beak off. I then walked away like nothing had happened.

I got busted though. The teacher yelled at me in front of the whole class for cutting off my classmate's goose beak. After that, he had to tape the thing back on and it stayed like that for the whole year.

I know it was wrong but I still look back at this moment and laugh my head off.

[Tenku]

Yeah, people don't believe me I was bad in school. When I was little anyway.

Kindergarden - Since I had been in Germany before I moved to the states, I didn't speak English. That didn't quite stop me, as I talked everyday in class. Our punishment was basically a note pinned to your shirt saying what the problem was. Ironically, I barely talk in my classes.

Also, I cut someone's hair, but I didn't get caught.

1st grade - I was bullied by this 2nd grader, who was smaller than me; he always took my lunch money. So one day, I got advise from my dad to solve the problem. So, next time that he tried to take it, I punched him in the stomach. Went down in seconds. But, after I told the teacher what happened, nothing happened afterwards.

2nd grade - Oi. I still don't know what happened, but I think I was talking in math class, and I refused to stop talking. Well, let's just say that I got the paddle...and people still tease me because I was overly dramatic.

5th grade - I got Saturday school because I called someone a bastard. This was back when South Park started and it was a slip of the tongue. I got Saturday Detention, my mom was so pissed that she wouldn't talk to me about 2 weeks...and I was lucky that my dad was overseas when this happened. I probably wouldn't have sat for weeks.

That's about it though, unless you count the every-other-day semi-fights that I was in 8th grade. Hormones really, really, really had me in a chokehold.

[Space Chief]

I remember that in the 5th Grade, I got in trouble for figuring out how to bypass the security code and change the wallpaper on every computer in the school.
And making them say 'innapropriate' (I didn't know many obscenities) things.
And teaching everyone else in the school to do it.
And I only got sent to the principal's office. Don't you just love our disciplinary standards?

It was actually pretty easy. This was before they started putting an effort into school security systems.

[Gatomon41]

In Kiddergarden, I was punished for running out to the Playground when we were not supposed to. In Middle School, I got detention for slaming a door.

[MJC]

I didn't get in trouble much, but when I did it was usually for smartass remarks at the teacher.

[Mary_mari]

I got in trouble for smiling. We had a substitute in a fairly large class (of *gasp* 26! *gasp) and he had a hard time keeping this group of senior guys quiet. Well, some jerk behind me made this bizarre, other-worldly sound that only I heard. Instead of bursting into laughter, OR even tittering a gnat's wing, I smile.

"Mary, office. I don't want an argument."

Yep. Crazy me and my scandalous smiling.