The Return of "Caption This"

[Cartman]

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Martha: Welcome back to the show, people. Today, I have a very special guest. No, it's not the woman whom I'm standing by. It's Bugs Bunny!

[audience applauds as Bugs walks on the set]

Bugs: Eh, what's up Martha? What's cookin'?

[B]Martha:[B] Well, Bugs, I'm planning to prepare a wonderful Cuban dish that I call "la sopa de los conejos."

Bugs: Smell's good! What's in it?

Martha: Mainly just vegetables and beans so far, but I'm about to add the main ingredient: one fresh rabbit! [chuckles]

[BourgeoisBuffoon]

CAPTION: Two things that WON'T be mixing anytime soon.
OR
CAPTION: The newest attempt by Martha to boost saggin ratings...

Whoa...never imagined these two together...:eek:

[DR. BELCH]

BUGS: So, eh, Doc...i'm doin' Martha Stewart's show next week...any tips?
ME: Yeah...don't accidentally relieve yourself into her hand. I hear during an Easter special a baby chick made that mistake.
BUGS [gulps] What...eh...what happened to da guy?
ME: She took him outside into the alley during the commercial and...[scritches finger across throat].
BUGS: [visibly nervous] So...uh...I wonder if Regis has an opening? [weak laugh]

Okay, not really funny ha-ha...more like funny uh-oh. I heard this story back in '98 in a Lit class...not sure if it's true or not...maybe someone should call it into Snopes....