Bender, the greatest philosopher of our times

[Teleroboxer]

What have you learned from Him?

Men can do better than women at being women if given the chance.

[Leoshin]

What have you learned from Him?


If you dont get what you want, steal it.
Everyone else is inferior to robots.
Bender's the greatest.

[Delthayre]

Kill all humans.

[Captain Harlock]

Walkin on sunshine sucks noodles.

[Carolina Red]

1. Soap operas are boring.
2. Life is hilariously cruel.
3. Feeling emotional is for sissies.

[Jaguar]

Bodies are for hookers and fat people.

[Conekiller]

Humans reproduce by shooting DNA at each other

[David Lucas]

"Have you ever simply tried sitting down with your kids, turning the T.V. off, and beating them?"

That's pretty much how I was raised, but that episode showed the lengths that some activists go in a realistic fashion that when he said it, it actually stuck into people.

I honestly feel Bender is the coolest character ever created, second only to maybe Spike Speigel.

[Kanzel]

Originally Posted by Carolina Red

1. Soap operas are boring.
2. Life is hilariously cruel.
3. Feeling emotional is for sissies.
What he said. That, and that we can store beer, among many other things in our stomach. I mean, if you're willing to carve up some space or something...

[Animaniac]

"Comedy is a dead art form, now tragedy, that's funny!"

[Nin-Nin69]

"I hate people who love me. And they hate me. "

"I'll need ten kegs of beer, a continuous tape of "Louie, Louie," and a regulation two-story panty-raid ladder."

"My God! I'm overcome with feelings. I'm experiencing a powerful yearning to... to cram my gullet full of mackerel heads."

"Blackmail is such an ugly word. I prefer "extortion." The "X" makes it sound cool."

"Now you know why I used the qualifier "practically"."

"Stay away from our women! You've got metal fever, boy! Metal fever!"

"Interesting! No, wait. The other thing. Tedious."

[Teo]

"Antiquing?"

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Gunnm

[ClockStomper]

You're not empty without a soul. Just freckles.

[Leoshin]

Playing god is teh s uck.
Hahahaha... notice how I used teh s uck. Thats slightly funny. Slightly. If it was a black hole of comedy, it would be microscopic. You know, for sucking in pencil shavings or miniscule shreads of paper. Like, it would be big to ants, but really small to humans. What was I talking about again?



:moon: :moon2: ...
:moon: :moon2: ...
:moon: Okay, Brownie Monsters.
CLICK-CLICK-CLICK-CLICK-CLICK!!!!

:moon2: Wow man, you have almost nothing left to quote.
:cool: AHA! I can always use one from another episode.
:cool: Or make my own.
:shrug: However...
:( It wont be the same.

[Carolina Red]

4. When starting a revolution, aim for something that can be immortalized in a Rush song.
5. It's hard to be accepted at nude parties.

[Fata Morgana]

"Sometimes I wish your real parents were still alive! ... but not often."

[bassist]

mmm, beer...

[RTFirefly]

Sharing a suicide booth isn't just a money saver, it's a great way to make a new friend.

[ClockStomper]

Futurama does not advocate the cooool crime of robbery.

[Duke]

Sexual Innuendo never gets old.

[Anime Guy]

Sexual Innuendo never gets old.Indeed. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to eat this peach before someone else does.

[~square~]

In all situations, "bite my shiny metal ass" is a great line:

"What were you doing last night?"
"Bite my shiny metal ass."

"Ya wanna go out next friday?"
"Bite my shiny metal ass."

"Hannah, what's the answer to number 10?"
"Bite my shiny metal ass."

see?

Thank you, Bender

[ToliverChap]

I almost got knocked over by Bender it was the best celebrity moment of my life. But I always liked his response to Fry's question regarding the use of lowercase letters in the fabrication of their ship . . . (slap) "you know we don't!"

[Conekiller]

When being forcibly removed fomr a place you would like to be in, the most adequate reply is "FINE ! I'll go build my own *insert location here* ...with Blackjack, and HOOKERS!"

[Hey_yu]

What have you learned from Him?

Men can do better than women at being women if given the chance.
From that quote, I just learned that Bender can turn you onto cross-dressers :eek:

[Pimmelmann]

"Have you ever simply tried sitting down with your kids, turning the T.V. off, and beating them?"
This was my favorite lesson, too, although apparently for different reasons.

[CaptainRed]

In all situations, "bite my shiny metal ass" is a great line.

Actually, I prefer "bite my glorious golden ass." It holds its value better.

*honks hugs and whatever else*
Cappy "B-E-N-D-E-R, Beeeeeeennnder" Red, who now knows how to spell that too.

[FredNash]

Best come-on line ever:
hey baby, wanna kill all humans?

I also learned to always keep in mind that we are all nothing but Coffin-Stuffers in the end...

[Lord Dalek]

To bite his shiny metal ass.

[Don_East]

I learned from Bender who is possibly greatest philosopher of the 31st century is that reality is whatever you want it to be.

[Animaniac]

I cant kill people, I'm not famous enough to get away with it! - Bend

[ClockStomper]

Don't misrepresent the price of orphan livestock.

[Tanooki]

if all else fails, blame it on others. especially zoidberg

Falcon

[ClockStomper]

On Mother's Day, likening your mother to Corned Beef and Pastrami is the highest compliment.

"Take that Ghandi!"