happyheathen
10-06-2001, 08:16 PM
Warning - this is (equally) offensive to almost ALL religions - proceed at own risk (those who cannot laugh at their religions, may, however, laugh at those of others;) )
TAOISM: Sh*t Happens, so flow with it.
CONFUCIANISM: Confucius says, If sh*t has to happen, let it happen properly.
BUDDHISM: If sh*t happens, it isn't really happening to anyone.
HINDUISM: This sh*t has happened before.
PROTESTANTISM: Let sh*t happen to somebody else.
JUDAISM: Why does sh*t always happen to us?
ROMAN CATHOLICISM: If sh*t happens to you, you deserve it.
ISLAM: Sh*t happening is Allah's Will.
EXISTENTIALISM: Sh*t doesn't happen; sh*t is.
JEHOVAH'S WITNESSES: No sh*t happens until Armaggedon.
ZEN: What is the sound of sh*t happening?
SECULAR HUMANISM: Sh*t evolves.
RASTAFARIANISM: Let's smoke this sh*t.
any ideas for Shinto?
TAOISM: Sh*t Happens, so flow with it.
CONFUCIANISM: Confucius says, If sh*t has to happen, let it happen properly.
BUDDHISM: If sh*t happens, it isn't really happening to anyone.
HINDUISM: This sh*t has happened before.
PROTESTANTISM: Let sh*t happen to somebody else.
JUDAISM: Why does sh*t always happen to us?
ROMAN CATHOLICISM: If sh*t happens to you, you deserve it.
ISLAM: Sh*t happening is Allah's Will.
EXISTENTIALISM: Sh*t doesn't happen; sh*t is.
JEHOVAH'S WITNESSES: No sh*t happens until Armaggedon.
ZEN: What is the sound of sh*t happening?
SECULAR HUMANISM: Sh*t evolves.
RASTAFARIANISM: Let's smoke this sh*t.
any ideas for Shinto?