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[Cartman]

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Mickey: Come here little care bear. Look at my new camera!

Care Bear: Wow! I want my picture taken with my new trophy that I won in the most sickingly sweet animal contest.

[The care bear walks up and poses. Mickey shoots him in the face. The care bear falls to the ground.]

Mickey: That's the end of that nauseating critter! [laughs]

[Singin' Stray Cat]

Mickey: (nervously) Hah-ha-ha, it's a safety lock! It's not a poison-tipped Care Bear dart! Really!

[Pietro]

..and the award for best cartoon star goes to...SLAP-HAPPY BEAR,
of the "Care Bears!"
SLAP-HAPPY BEAR: "Thank you! Thank you!"
(cricket chirps)
MICKEY: "Hey that was supposed to be my award, OK now it's payback time you dumb bear!"
*BANG!*

-Pietro

[Brandon Pierce]

Mickey: "Not only did that bear steal my trophy, he stole my color! Time to get out my Fun Gun!"