Corrado
08-28-2003, 11:20 AM
Welcome to this week's edition of Fantasy Smackdown from El Paso, TX.
Heyman's House: Paul heyman w. Rhyno introduces his guest Brock Lesnar. Lesnar comes out, and says that, since he's the champ again, he forgives Paul for screwing him at Survivor Series 2002. He says that eric Bischoff though stupid, gave him an idea from Raw. He said that after how Bischoff told HHH he wouldn't get a title shot anytime soon, (while taking potshots at HHH) Lesnar said, he's not going to give Angle a rematch for a long time. He then disses the El Paso crowd, till he sees Chavo Guerrero in the crowd. Chavo is still resting from his injuries. Brock knocks Chavo for being the "other" Guerrero, and proceeds to diss all the other Guerreros too. Brock than starts attacking Chavo. Luckily Eddie Guerrero makes the save (to a deafening pop). Eddie wants a match with Brock tonight in his home town. Brock declines. Just then steph comes out and orders Brock to wrestle Eddie, or else he's stripped of the title. Steph also makes a match between Rhyno and Kurt Angle.
John Cena defeated Chris Benoit.
Before the match, Cena rapped about how he beat Taker. Cena won after Lance Storm came through the crowd and attacked Benoit.
Rey Mysterio defeated funaki (Cruiserweight)
After the match, Ultimo Dragon come out and attacks both Mysterio and Funaki. Kidman makes the save and attacks Ultimo.
Josh interview Kurt Angle. Angle says when he heard he wasn't getting a rematch, he felt the same way Josh did when he found out that someone took his N'sync Cds. Neverthless, Kurt will make Rhyno tap tonight.
Rhyno w. Paul heyman defeats Kurt Angle via Gore. Rhyno won after Heyman hit Angle with a blowhorn.
WGTT defeated APA (Tag-Team)
Michael Cole then informs the public that per orders of Mr. McMahon, there will be no further updates on the condition of the Undertaker. Both, Cole and Tazz are mad.
Zach Gowen defeated Matt Hardy w. Shannon Moore.
Once again, Zach won with a rollup.
Heyman and Rhyno leave the arena.
Eddie Guerrero defeated Brock lesnar via DQ.
Eddie won after Chavo turned on eddie. Chavo attacked Eddie after a frogsplash and stole Eddie's lowrider. Brock than F-5d Eddie
End. (Note: After the cameras went off, Eddie recovered and frogsplashed Brock in a "send the fans home happy" type deal.)
Velocity:
Bashams w. Shaniqua defeated Jobbers.
Billy Kidman defeated Kanyon.
Sean O'Haire defeated a jobber.
Lance Storm defeated Spanky.
See you Sunday for Fantasy Raw.
Heyman's House: Paul heyman w. Rhyno introduces his guest Brock Lesnar. Lesnar comes out, and says that, since he's the champ again, he forgives Paul for screwing him at Survivor Series 2002. He says that eric Bischoff though stupid, gave him an idea from Raw. He said that after how Bischoff told HHH he wouldn't get a title shot anytime soon, (while taking potshots at HHH) Lesnar said, he's not going to give Angle a rematch for a long time. He then disses the El Paso crowd, till he sees Chavo Guerrero in the crowd. Chavo is still resting from his injuries. Brock knocks Chavo for being the "other" Guerrero, and proceeds to diss all the other Guerreros too. Brock than starts attacking Chavo. Luckily Eddie Guerrero makes the save (to a deafening pop). Eddie wants a match with Brock tonight in his home town. Brock declines. Just then steph comes out and orders Brock to wrestle Eddie, or else he's stripped of the title. Steph also makes a match between Rhyno and Kurt Angle.
John Cena defeated Chris Benoit.
Before the match, Cena rapped about how he beat Taker. Cena won after Lance Storm came through the crowd and attacked Benoit.
Rey Mysterio defeated funaki (Cruiserweight)
After the match, Ultimo Dragon come out and attacks both Mysterio and Funaki. Kidman makes the save and attacks Ultimo.
Josh interview Kurt Angle. Angle says when he heard he wasn't getting a rematch, he felt the same way Josh did when he found out that someone took his N'sync Cds. Neverthless, Kurt will make Rhyno tap tonight.
Rhyno w. Paul heyman defeats Kurt Angle via Gore. Rhyno won after Heyman hit Angle with a blowhorn.
WGTT defeated APA (Tag-Team)
Michael Cole then informs the public that per orders of Mr. McMahon, there will be no further updates on the condition of the Undertaker. Both, Cole and Tazz are mad.
Zach Gowen defeated Matt Hardy w. Shannon Moore.
Once again, Zach won with a rollup.
Heyman and Rhyno leave the arena.
Eddie Guerrero defeated Brock lesnar via DQ.
Eddie won after Chavo turned on eddie. Chavo attacked Eddie after a frogsplash and stole Eddie's lowrider. Brock than F-5d Eddie
End. (Note: After the cameras went off, Eddie recovered and frogsplashed Brock in a "send the fans home happy" type deal.)
Velocity:
Bashams w. Shaniqua defeated Jobbers.
Billy Kidman defeated Kanyon.
Sean O'Haire defeated a jobber.
Lance Storm defeated Spanky.
See you Sunday for Fantasy Raw.