CHAINLINK: Bugs Bunny in... "A Hare-y Situation"

[The Dork Knight]

One morning, Bugs Bunny woke up to a loud noise. He decided to climb up the rabbit hole to inspect the situation.

Bugs: It must be that screwy maroon Fudd!

Bugs looked out the hole. There was one problem though! Fudd was nowhere to be seen! Instead, he saw a tall shadowy figure! The shadowy figure grabbed Bugs, and shoved him into a large black sack.

S.F.: You're coming with me...

----TO BE CONTINUED BY NEXT POSTER!*DUNDUNDUNNNNNNN*----

- The Dork Knight

BTW - 3000th post!

[Matthew Hunter]

Bugs: (to shadowy figure) "Hey, Doc, I appreviate ya invitin' me to wherever it is you're goin', but ya know I can WALK! I got feet ya know...lucky rabbit's feet at that!"

Shadowy Figure: "Yes...but you can't walk to where you're going anyway. You see, you're going somewhere much different from our own terra firma."

Bugs: "Oh, well then I got a pair of old roller-skates too. I can roll just as easily as I can walk, Doc."

S.F.: "No...you see, the route to where you are going is a void of time and atmosphere, where truth is relative and you will be far away from the Godly concreteness and order of our own environment."

Bugs: "Oh, ya mean Ted Toiner's office in Atlanteey? I been dere, done dat. Didn't get a t-shoit though...they didn't have anything my size".

S.F.: "Getting warmer...but no, you are going to be our first creature to set foot on MARS."

Bugs: "Uh-uh. NOOOOO way! I done da moon bit, Doc...and I even done a space station in a galaxy far far away with little green men and everythin'...but no way am I settin' foot in THAT dump. I hear dat place is a worse wasteland than netwoik televison! It practic-ally IS netwoik television! If you thought one American Bite-All was bad enough, I hear Mars is so inspired by the oith's satellite feed dat dey design their entire lifestyle around what dey loin from us!"

S.F.: "Too bad! We realize that Martian civilization is similar to our own, and even that Martians have landed on our planet before, so we wish to reciprocate and send someone to THEIR planet!"

Bugs: "Dat's nice but, eh...why don't they send YOU?"

S.F.: "We wanted a rabbit instead, just to see if it was safe for us first. Rabbits are expendable, people are not."

Bugs: "I ain't even sure what dat woid means, doc, but if you're sayin' that I'm bein' sent up dere to test da water for ya, then count me out! Oof! Hey, ow, what're you doin'?"

S.F.: "I am placing you in the paylode shaft of the United States Martian space probe. We are about to launch in a few minutes."

Bugs: "Well, uh...not to complain about the soivice, steward, but if I gotta go into space I'd rather be let outta dis sack foist!"

S.F.: "Oh, yes, terribly sorry. (lets Bugs out of sack.) I am professor Calvin Q. Calculus, of NASA scientific research. I was once a freelance inventor, but when my wife blew up my lab I had to apply for a real job. If she'd survived the blast, she might have been very happy to know the kind of salary the government pays me!"

Bugs: "Dat's nice, Dexter, but I wanna know if there's an in-flight movie picture or not. And, eh, either way, I'd also like a nice stiff swig o' carrot juice, on da rocks wit a twist, doc!"

Calculus: "Umm...no, sorry little friend. You are serving your country, not the other way around. All comfy?"

Bugs: "Yeah, Doc, bu-.."

Calculus: (slams door to Bugs' chamber) "bye now! Have a nice trip and happy landings on Mars!"

Bugs: "Ehhhh...I'll do it, but I'll probably hate myself in da morning. By da way, how do I get back once I have completed dis little scientific campin' trip?"

-The countdown commences. Ten...Nine...eight...

Calculus: "Back? Oh, no, you're not coming back. You see I snapped a communication-device collar on you when I put you in the sack.
-seven...six...five...four...
By the time the battery on it runs out you will have shown us all the information we need. That is, assuming you even make it to Mars at all!"

-three...two...one...

Bugs: "Yarghhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1"

-The rocket containing Bugs Bunny's personal space pod lifts off and heads towards its destination to the Red Planet. Will Bugs Make it? Will he be able to survive in the harsh Martian environment if he does?

-to be continued....

[DanMat6288]

[Marvin the Martain is watching TV for a while, before turning it off.]

Marvin: I just don't understand these Earth kids' need for their own rights. And the strange way the spell "Number". "Numbuh", was it. [there's a crash] What the--!? [goes and looks out the window. There's the space prob that Bugs is in. Just a few yards from the building Marvin is in.] What's this?

[Boy Wonder]

DUCK DODGERS IN THE 24 AND A HALF CENTURY Daffy yells at the top of his lungs with Bugs in tow? How, just read:

DD: So Marv, you think for one second you can kidnap a rabbit? Heck no.
MM: Threatened with a Q-36
DD: So?
BB: How I got there, your prob had a huge flaw. The belly had a rocket launcher, got out that way cause I'm a rabbit!
EYSC: Yep yep yep! I helllpppped him.
MM: OK! You are going to disintegrate!
(lights go out, and MM is on the floor)
DD: WHAT?
BB: I am a professional wrestler, and I delievered the Bunny Kick. It isn't supposed to hurt, but to put the victim into dream land.
DD: That makes everything worthwhile. Hey, you got a job as number 1 bait.