Arrr, what be yer Pirate Name, matey? [Archive]

Ed Liu

08-06-2003, 10:39 AM

Arrrrr,

Avast ye landlubbin' scurvy dogs! Thar Internet site quizzes ye to get yer proper pirate name (http://www.fidius.org/quiz/pirate.php) to strike fear and loathing into them weak and helpless targets of rapin' and pillagin' and, um, tyin' yon shoe-lacees together...um....ARRR! Yo ho ho, pass the rum, and watch the peg-leg...

Your pirate name is:

Red Jack Kidd

Passion is a big part of your life, which makes sense for a pirate. Even though you're not always the traditional swaggering gallant, your steadiness and planning make you a fine, reliable pirate. Arr!

-- Red Jack/Ace

Tienshin

08-06-2003, 10:52 AM

I got "Bloody Davy Bonney"

Huh?

Spastic Minnow

08-06-2003, 11:40 AM

Apparently my name is "Cannot Find Page"

what a stupid pirate name

Mackenzie Rainelle

08-06-2003, 11:42 AM

Black Anne Vane

Like anyone confronted with the harshness of robbery on the high seas, you can be pessimistic at times. You tend to blend into the background occaisionally, but that's okay, because it's much easier to sneak up on people and disembowel them that way. Arr!

I'm all for that. :D

Magwheel

08-06-2003, 11:51 AM

Mad Morgan Bonney

Every pirate is a little bit crazy. You, though, are more than just a little bit. You can be a little bit unpredictable, but a pirate's life is far from full of certainties, so that fits in pretty well. Arr!

Just call me Captain, a little bit :p

but seriously, does the "bonney" part come from the fact that I answered "she?" I'd rather have the word "Dame" or "Kidd" after my name! :D

Zebi

08-06-2003, 11:53 AM

Dirty Jenny Rackham

You're the pirate everyone else wants to throw in the ocean -- not to get rid of you, you understand; just to get rid of the smell. You have the good fortune of having a good name, since Rackham (pronounced RACKem, not rack-ham) is one of the coolest sounding surnames for a pirate. Arr!

Boy Wonder

08-06-2003, 12:15 PM

Mad Morgan Bonney. Oh yes.

Legolas's_Woman

08-06-2003, 12:17 PM

I got 'Iron Ethel Kidd' ARRRRRRR avast me hearties!

anime_babe

08-06-2003, 12:19 PM

Your pirate name is:
Captain Bess Kidd
Even though there's no legal rank on a pirate ship, everyone recognizes you're the one in charge. Even though you're not always the traditional swaggering gallant, your steadiness and planning make you a fine, reliable pirate. Arr!
________________________________

Your heard the quiz, I'm in charge of this here vessel now hoist the sails, swab the decks, and let's set out to find treasure. Arr!!

EinBebop

08-06-2003, 12:20 PM

Mad Dog Rackham

Part crazy, part mangy, all rabid, you're the pirate all the others fear might just snap soon. You have the good fortune of having a good name, since Rackham (pronounced RACKem, not rack-ham) is one of the coolest sounding surnames for a pirate. Arr!

Bubblegum Girl

08-06-2003, 12:22 PM

My name is Iron Bess Rackham: A pirate's life isn't easy; it takes a tough person. That's okay with you, though, since you are that person. You have the good fortune of having a good name, since Rackham (pronounced RACKem, not rack-ham) is one of the coolest sounding surnames for a pirate. Arr!

The Drizzle

08-06-2003, 12:25 PM

Bloody William Kidd

Every pirate lives for something different. For some, it's the open sea. For others (the masochists), it's the food. For you, it's definitely the fighting. Even though you're not always the traditional swaggering gallant, your steadiness and planning make you a fine, reliable pirate. Arr!

KRnut82

08-06-2003, 01:12 PM

Mad Tom Roberts

Every pirate is a little bit crazy. You, though, are more than just a little bit. Two things complete your pirate persona: style and swagger. Maybe a little too much swagger sometimes -- but who really cares? Arr!

Feslmogh

08-06-2003, 01:14 PM

StarScream64

08-06-2003, 01:32 PM

Mad Mary Bonney
Every pirate is a little bit crazy. You, though, are more than just a little bit. You can be a little bit unpredictable, but a pirate's life is far from full of certainties, so that fits in pretty well. Arr!

My name's not Mary, but I guess that's close enough. Hmmm, "more than just a little bit" crazy? I wonder if that part has anything to do with the fact that I chose the "Kermit is sexxxy" option more than once :p.

Tanooki

08-06-2003, 01:36 PM

Mad Tom Kidd

Every pirate is a little bit crazy. You, though, are more than just a little bit. Even though you're not always the traditional swaggering gallant, your steadiness and planning make you a fine, reliable pirate. Arr!

Arr har har har! i'm a looney, arr...

Falcon

purplehairedwonder

08-06-2003, 01:52 PM

Your pirate name is:

Iron Charity Rackham

A pirate's life isn't easy; it takes a tough person. That's okay with you, though, since you are that person. You have the good fortune of having a good name, since Rackham (pronounced RACKem, not rack-ham) is one of the coolest sounding surnames for a pirate. Arr!

Weatherman

08-06-2003, 02:08 PM

I seem to have "Does not work with Macs" Seeing as it didn't work with this comp. :(

Czar Gato

08-06-2003, 02:09 PM

I be "Iron Charity Bonney." Arrr!

anime_babe

08-06-2003, 02:16 PM

I seem to have "Does not work with Macs" Seeing as it didn't work with this comp. :(

Huh, it worked with my mac...Try, try again. Arr, you need a good pirate name to be on this ship matie. GRR Arr!

Mike Spartz

08-06-2003, 02:24 PM

I got...

Your pirate name is:

Mad Morty Kidd

Every pirate is a little bit crazy. You, though, are more than just a little bit. Even though you're not always the traditional swaggering gallant, your steadiness and planning make you a fine, reliable pirate. Arr!

Colin

08-06-2003, 02:27 PM

Your pirate name is:

Mad John Flint

Every pirate is a little bit crazy. You, though, are more than just a little bit. Like the rock flint, you're hard and sharp. But, also like flint, you're easily chipped, and sparky. Arr!

Parallax

08-06-2003, 02:43 PM

Your pirate name is:
Bloody Tom Flint
Every pirate lives for something different. For some, it's the open sea. For others (the masochists), it's the food. For you, it's definitely the fighting. Like the rock flint, you're hard and sharp. But, also like flint, you're easily chipped, and sparky. Arr!

Wonderful.

Sailor Namek

08-06-2003, 03:05 PM

Spastic Minnow

08-06-2003, 03:07 PM

Mad Minnow* Flint

*Hey, had to have something to distinguish between me and Colin, the description was the same. I think I prefer "Cannot Find Page," it's not exactly a fearsome name but it would annoy the heck out of peolple.

ARR! I be Cannot Find Page! Ye scurvy bilge rats, Ya can try ta smack me upside the head but beware! I'll never shows ye what ye want! Bring me Grog wench! I need to be refreshed!

Feslmogh

08-06-2003, 04:23 PM

Feslmogh the Singing Pirate...

I want to sing and dance, I want to sing and dance
I want to be a pirate in the Pirates of Penzance
Wear me silver-buckled slippers and me tight shiny pants
I want to sing and dance

:p

But Seriously...

Dread Pirate Kidd

Like the famous Dread Pirate Roberts, you have a keen head for how to make a profit. Even though you're not always the traditional swaggering gallant, your steadiness and planning make you a fine, reliable pirate. Arr!

I still want to sing and dance...

The Detective

08-06-2003, 04:35 PM

Ahem:

Your pirate name is:

Mad James Kidd

Every pirate is a little bit crazy. You, though, are more than just a little bit. Even though you're not always the traditional swaggering gallant, your steadiness and planning make you a fine, reliable pirate. Arr!

Mad James Kidd, does have a nice ring to it. ;)

Legolas's_Woman

08-06-2003, 04:36 PM

(Hey woman o' legolas....did you get the pm I sent you yet??? Biology be awaitin' us!! arrrr!)

I got: Your pirate name is:

Mad Dog Kidd

Part crazy, part mangy, all rabid, you're the pirate all the others fear might just snap soon. Even though you're not always the traditional swaggering gallant, your steadiness and planning make you a fine, reliable pirate. Arr!

well....that's odd >_<

Arrrrr yes I did me matey! Biology be evil it be!!! Arrrrr~~the e-mail was nice me heartie! Ye be a Kidd too---- ye must be a lost realitive o mine. See you soon me matey!!!

AVAST ME HEARTIES YO HO!!!!

Red

08-06-2003, 06:40 PM

Mad Sam Bonney

Every pirate is a little bit crazy. You, though, are more than just a little bit. You can be a little bit unpredictable, but a pirate's life is far from full of certainties, so that fits in pretty well. Arr!

Rune

08-06-2003, 06:44 PM

Bloody Anne Bonney

Every pirate lives for something different. For some, it's the open sea. For others (the masochists), it's the food. For you, it's definitely the fighting.
You can be a little bit unpredictable, but a pirate's life is far from full of certainties, so that fits in pretty well. Arr!

Arrrr, pieces of eight me hearties and may the next man along swab the poopdeck

Chosen Raven

08-06-2003, 07:37 PM

Black Harry Flint

Like anyone confronted with the harshness of robbery on the high seas, you can be pessimistic at times. Like the rock flint, you're hard and sharp. But, also like flint, you're easily chipped, and sparky. Arr!

Cool :cool:

Anyone00

08-06-2003, 08:30 PM

Red Tom Flint

Passion is a big part of your life, which makes sense for a pirate. Like the rock flint, you're hard and sharp. But, also like flint, you're easily chipped, and sparky. Arr!

AceOfKnaves

08-06-2003, 08:45 PM

Your pirate name is:

Captain Jenny Kidd

Even though there's no legal rank on a pirate ship, everyone recognizes you're the one in charge. Even though you're not always the traditional swaggering gallant, your steadiness and planning make you a fine, reliable pirate. Arr!

Ahem....s'ppose it be most accurate. :p

~Selena~

WingZombie38

08-06-2003, 09:33 PM

Captain Mary Bonney
Even though there's no legal rank on a pirate ship, everyone recognizes you're the one in charge. You can be a little bit unpredictable, but a pirate's life is far from full of certainties, so that fits in pretty well. Arr!

Yes, realize who's in chage ya scurvy bastards... :eek: Oh! It's me. :D

anime_babe

08-06-2003, 10:14 PM

Anime_girl

08-06-2003, 11:44 PM

Dirty Anne Flint

You're the pirate everyone else wants to throw in the ocean -- not to get rid of you, you understand; just to get rid of the smell. Like the rock flint, you're hard and sharp. But, also like flint, you're easily chipped, and sparky. Arr!

Barb Gordon

08-06-2003, 11:51 PM

this was fun! Rather like the name too...maybe it'll stick :D

Your pirate name is:

Captain Morgan Read

Even though there's no legal rank on a pirate ship, everyone recognizes you're the one in charge. Even through many pirates have a reputation for not being the brightest souls on earth, you defy the sterotypes. You've got taste and education. Arr!

Suits me well enough, and the name has a great ring to it! And a Captain too! Savvy? Me, a Captain...*watches people run in terror*

~Barb, aka Captain Morgan Read

Lucky Bob

08-07-2003, 12:06 AM

Your pirate name is: Dread Pirate Kidd

Like the famous Dread Pirate Roberts, you have a keen head for how to make a profit. Even though you're not always the traditional swaggering gallant, your steadiness and planning make you a fine, reliable pirate. Arr!

*runs around house screaming "I am da Dwead Piwate Kidd! Der will be no suwvivors!!!!*

Huh, I was sure it was "Guybrush Threepwood"

Roger Smith

08-07-2003, 01:36 AM

ARRRRR MATEY!

Black Sam Flint

Pyro

08-07-2003, 02:28 AM

Iron Roger Bonney (What an odd name... :shrug: )

A pirate's life isn't easy; it takes a tough person. That's okay with you, though, since you are that person. You can be a little bit unpredictable, but a pirate's life is far from full of certainties, so that fits in pretty well. Arr!

Zechs

08-07-2003, 09:55 AM

Bloody Mary Bonney

Drachentöter

08-07-2003, 09:57 AM

Calico William Rackham

Often indecisive, you can't even choose a favorite color. You're apt to follow wherever the wind blows you, just like Calico Jack Rackham, your namesake. You have the good fortune of having a good name, since Rackham (pronounced RACKem, not rack-ham) is one of the coolest sounding surnames for a pirate. Arr!

LOL, makes me sound like a wussy pirate, but that's okay, since I share my name with one of the coolest posters on this board. :anime:

Nick Biped

08-07-2003, 11:56 AM

Your pirate name is:

Dirty Tom Flint

You're the pirate everyone else wants to throw in the ocean -- not to get rid of you, you understand; just to get rid of the smell. Like the rock flint, you're hard and sharp. But, also like flint, you're easily chipped, and sparky. Arr!

*****************************************************

But I don't smell! :(

Ah, well. Cool-sounding name, though. :cool:

The Man in Black

08-07-2003, 12:08 PM

Your pirate name is: Dirty Tom Kidd
You're the pirate everyone else wants to throw in the ocean -- not to get rid of you, you understand; just to get rid of the smell. Even though you're not always the traditional swaggering gallant, your steadiness and planning make you a fine, reliable pirate. Arr!

:rolleyes:

The Dork Knight

08-07-2003, 11:29 PM

Dirty Roger Flint

- The Dork Knight

drippynmeatwad

08-07-2003, 11:40 PM

i guess i'm related to blue falcon?

Mad Anne Kidd

Elven Moon

08-08-2003, 12:22 PM

Arrr... I be:

Bloody Morgan Rackham

Every pirate lives for something different. For some, it's the open sea. For others (the masochists), it's the food. For you, it's definitely the fighting. You have the good fortune of having a good name, since Rackham (pronounced RACKem, not rack-ham) is one of the coolest sounding surnames for a pirate. Arr!

Arrr?

Jerry Mouse

08-09-2003, 02:06 AM

Dirty James Flint

You're the pirate everyone else wants to throw in the ocean -- not to get rid of you, you understand; just to get rid of the smell. Like the rock flint, you're hard and sharp. But, also like flint, you're easily chipped, and sparky. Arr!

:shrug:

Damien

08-10-2003, 12:54 PM

Black James Rackham. Not bad. About as cool as my old nickname, Captain D.

Watagashi

08-10-2003, 01:04 PM

Your pirate name is:

Mad Ethel Rackham

Every pirate is a little bit crazy. You, though, are more than just a little bit. You have the good fortune of having a good name, since Rackham (pronounced RACKem, not rack-ham) is one of the coolest sounding surnames for a pirate. Arr!

That works. ^_^ Wheeeeeeeeee!

ZorBrak

08-10-2003, 03:09 PM

I be Iron Jack Cash arg!!!

A pirate's life isn't easy; it takes a tough person. That's okay with you, though, since you are that person. You're musical, and you've got a certain style if not flair. You'll do just fine. Arr!

Jedigreedo

08-10-2003, 03:39 PM

Dread Pirate Kidd

(like Dread Pirate Roberts) Forgot to copy what it said though..arr...

Kylewayne

08-10-2003, 10:26 PM

Dirty Anne Rackham

You're the pirate everyone else wants to throw in the ocean -- not to get rid of you, you understand; just to get rid of the smell. You have the good fortune of having a good name, since Rackham (pronounced RACKem, not rack-ham) is one of the coolest sounding surnames for a pirate. Arr!

Oooo! I,m well loved! :D :anime: :sweat:

Sir T. Ghostal

08-11-2003, 02:33 PM

Dirty Tom Rackham
You're the pirate everyone else wants to throw in the ocean -- not to get rid of you, you understand; just to get rid of the smell. You have the good fortune of having a good name, since Rackham (pronounced RACKem, not rack-ham) is one of the coolest sounding surnames for a pirate. Arr!

What the hell? I don't smell bad. :mad:

Lu775

08-11-2003, 03:30 PM

Dirty Bess Bonney.
Hey, I may be dirty, but I don't smell! :elle:

Will Sturnick

08-11-2003, 05:54 PM

I am: Dirty William Rackham

You're the pirate everyone else wants to throw in the ocean -- not to get rid of you, you understand; just to get rid of the smell. You have the good fortune of having a good name, since Rackham (pronounced RACKem, not rack-ham) is one of the coolest sounding surnames for a pirate. Arr!

- Odd, seeing as I choose "Daily" in the Bathing question.

Sublime420

08-11-2003, 06:33 PM

-Spanky plunder pickle man
or maybe
-Duty on a stick
could you imagine
"Oh no, help, it's duty on a stick!!!!"

Jade_GL

08-11-2003, 08:50 PM

Your pirate name is:

Mad Dog Kidd

Part crazy, part mangy, all rabid, you're the pirate all the others fear might just snap soon. Even though you're not always the traditional swaggering gallant, your steadiness and planning make you a fine, reliable pirate. Arr!

Yo ho ho, and a bottle of non-alcoholic beverage.... :D:D:D

That was fun.

Ms. Kitty

08-11-2003, 09:19 PM

My pirate name is: Iron Ethel Rackam

Puuurrr...I mean, ARRR... :D

Mattashell

08-12-2003, 04:50 PM

Your pirate name is:

Mad James Cash

Every pirate is a little bit crazy. You, though, are more than just a little bit. You're musical, and you've got a certain style if not flair. You'll do just fine. Arr!
Not you? Try doing it again.

:rolleyes: whatever...

wrenchien

08-12-2003, 07:25 PM

Apparently my name is "Cannot Find Page"

what a stupid pirate name

No.. if you were one of the modern day internet pirates looking for copyrighted booty to hoard, that WOULD be a good pirate name.

and fitting.

wrenchien

08-12-2003, 07:40 PM

Iron William Roberts

A pirate's life isn't easy; it takes a tough person. That's okay with you, though, since you are that person. Two things complete your pirate persona: style and swagger. Maybe a little too much swagger sometimes -- but who really cares? Arr!

Well, it's given me ideas.

thank you.

i put 'wrenchien' as my name btw.

Warnergirls

08-13-2003, 02:20 AM

Dirty Bess Rackham

You're the pirate everyone else wants to throw in the ocean -- not to get rid of you, you understand; just to get rid of the smell. You have the good fortune of having a good name, since Rackham (pronounced RACKem, not rack-ham) is one of the coolest sounding surnames for a pirate. Arr!

sounds fun hehehehe!

DaphHime

08-13-2003, 02:25 AM

Dirty Mary Rackham
You're the pirate everyone else wants to throw in the ocean -- not to get rid of you, you understand; just to get rid of the smell. You have the good fortune of having a good name, since Rackham (pronounced RACKem, not rack-ham) is one of the coolest sounding surnames for a pirate. Arr!

Err okayyy. :shrug: *smells self* Ewwww. :o

Cool last name though.

Outlander00

08-13-2003, 08:12 AM

Mad John Flint

Every pirate is a little bit crazy. You, though, are more than just a little bit. Like the rock flint, you're hard and sharp. But, also like flint, you're easily chipped, and sparky. Arr!

ARRRrrrr! Time for someone to walk the plank and into the briney deep!

*pokes JG and Zorbrak in the back with his word*

Time for ye to walk! :D

*watches them sleep with the fishes*

Come me mateys! Time for us to pillage! :D