Time again for a "caption this"

[Cartman]

http://www.teemings.com/shorts/disney/years/1939/graphics/mickeyssurpriseparty1.gif

Minnie tests her new lipstick out on Mickey.

[BourgeoisBuffoon]

MINNIE: Mickey, those aren't lipstick marks...THEY'RE CHICKEN POX!!
OR
CAPTION: A rare moment of Minnie practising karate-and Mickey being the recipient of he attacks.

[Brandon Pierce]

Minnie: Mickey! What did Bugs Bunny do to you!
Mickey: I'll just say this, don't think a rabbit can't fight just because he's a rabbit.

[Mibbitmaker]

MINNIE: "You get to meet Madonna, and THIS is what happens?? I have no choice but to strangle you!!"