What is the meanest thing you've ever done?

[Leaping Larry Jojo]

Everyone has a dark side...what is the meanest, cruelest thing you've ever done to someone? If you're really goody goody (or think you are), then at least name some unintentionally mean things you've done? Feel free to name more than one.

A couple of mine--

I put a tack in someone's boot when I was 7 years old. Intentionally, as a joke. :rolleyes: The victim found it before stepping in it, much to my relief. My guilt only sinked in seconds after I did it, but by then it was too late as he found it.

Gave my teacher a going away gift, only to slip out into the open that it was my mother's idea.

I screamed, "I hate music class!" out loud and turned around and found my music teacher standing behind me. Nice woman, by the way.

Told my cousin he needed to go to a weight-lost clinic in front of his mother (I was 10 years old). She told me I needed to go to a weight-gain clinic. Touche.

[DianaGohan]

Well there was one time when I was 13 and some girl pushed me (when I was looking) and I knocked her back... into a teacher... who hit the wall and had to go to the hospital for intense back pain. Not exactly my most want to remember moment to say the least.

[The Landstander]

This one kid used to cheat off me back in grammar school. Well, one time on a science test, he was copying, so I would put the wrong answer for the test, and then as he was writing it quickly erase it and put the right answer. I think he got a 57. :moon::moon2:

[Singin' Stray Cat]

*laughs* Go Landstander!! :D Wish I had enough sense to do that back in 6th grade on a math test. Just wound up getting my paper taken up, despite the fact I was telling the cheating kid next to me to shut up, not telling him the answers. :shrug:

Anyway, probably the meanest thing I ever did was this trick I and another friend pulled on my best friend. We gave her a little fortune-cookie like thing that told her she'd die in a car wreck in 3 years, or something to that effect. I still don't know how I got talked into going along with that. Really hurt her feelings, too, so I apologized that very day. :( I felt so bad I never did anything like that again.

[Mike Spartz]

I've stripped a guy to his bare undies and snapped a few shots of him on camera....while he was asleep! :p

[Spike04]

All i can tell you is that it had to do with itching powder and a very very bad allergy. :eek:

[ZorBrak]

I broke a muggers jaw once...after he was down I kicked him in the stomach...it's not so bad, he deserved it.


Heh I sounded like The Punisher right there :rolleyes:

[[dot]Chloe]

I've stripped a guy to his bare undies and snapped a few shots of him on camera....while he was asleep!

If he was awake I would have worried there.


The meanest thing I've ever done? Oh god... hm... perhaps it's best not to go there.

[ToonamiFanatic]

when I was little I wanted to play a pretty mean trick on my cousin at christmas time. I saved my box from when I got my NES so i thought i would wrap the box up with the sytrofoam the nes came packed in inside to make it feel like something was inside.so i took it down to my grandma's my family gathers there every christmas to celebrate and eat and open presents so when it came time to open presents I waited and watched untill my cousin opened his present his is few years younger than me. when he opened it he was all happy and then found out it was empty that made him mad I think he started to cry it was in the mid 80's so its been awhile so I dont really remember. but of course he got a real nes that christmas but I still think back and laugh about it.

[Will Sturnick]

A couple summers ago I was at a local theme park (Darien Lake to be exact) and was standing in line for a roller coaster. I was behind a really annoying girl. She kept on complaining about the line, the heat (Though I will admit was a very hot day) and the "wierdos" behind her. This coming from someone in jeans on a 90 degree day. Anyway, the whole time she kept complaining, mocking the people around. She then the subject to her social life, and she had to have been to most pettiest, spoiled brat I have ever come encounter with. We were nearing the Roller Coaster and I had it with her "problems" so the gum I was chewing "accidentally" landed in her hair.

[Supreme]

I yanked a girl's top up during the picture-taking part on a roller coaster :moon2: Everyone got a bit of a surprise at the end when it was displayed http://www.stupid-boy.com/smilies/contrib/ruinkai/FIREdevil.gif
Probably the tamest "mean" thing I've donehttp://216.40.249.192/s/contrib/fk/devil.gif

DianaGohan, that seems more like an accident than something mean (ie intentional). Same with LLJ and the music teacher.

[Jaguar]

There are actually way too many to measure them all up to actually pick the absolute meanest, I'm afraid to say. But one day I did fool with someone's computer and used the Print Screen button to copy the desktop, then I got rid of all the icons and replaced the wallpaper with the picture. He was clicking for hours.

Oh, and there was this one time while I was on a trip to St. Louis with some friends, I poured baby powder over someone's head. This someone happened to be allergic to it. And I put large amounts of ice down someone else's pants while they were asleep.

[Boy Wonder]

A boy punches me in the arm, kicked him in the chest. Not my proud one, but cruel in self-defense.

[Psilon]

My Grade 9 french teacher really pissed our class off. So everytime she turned around we whipped stuff at her.

Started several food fights in my school.

Locked a person's bag to his chair. Janitor had to chop it off.

Yelled "shut up" at my design and tech teacher.

When I went to camp, a group of us tied up a person in duck tape.

Most of my friends did much worse. Good times.

[Patchwork]

This one kid used to cheat off me back in grammar school. Well, one time on a science test, he was copying, so I would put the wrong answer for the test, and then as he was writing it quickly erase it and put the right answer. I think he got a 57. :moon::moon2:

I did that once.....twice actually.

The onlty mean thing I can rememver doing is cutting this one girl's hair (I think her name was Valerie) back in 3rd grade. It wasn't ment to be mean...I just wonered what cutting hair was like. I was a very curious lil' person. And I still am

[Outlander00]

I wouldnt say "meanest"... I am just mischivious is all :p.

- Received 3 days in school suspension for giving a kid (who was a kid no one liked because of his mouth) birthday punches.

- In High school, I created a satirical poster in the form of a PSA about individuals that always hung out in front of the school who were dubbed "lawn people" (After similar people in Clueless). After 500 copies were distributed in school (anonymously, btw), it had become a topic of discussion amongst the students, teachers, and administration... It almost lead to a riot in school (I kid you not). The principal got wind, found the guy who was distributing them who then gave me up. I got away with only a warning (partly because I was going to have my Eagle Court of Honor for Boy Scouts, partly because he thought it was funny :p).

- My senior year in college, I hung a dead mouse on a sticky trap on my fridge as a warning and threatened my roomates to stop eating my food or I'd teach them how to fly (off my 10 flr. balcony). Needless to say, they stopped eating my food.

- During my stint as a counselor at a camp, I had set off fireworks in the tent of my friend at 2 AM... While he was sleeping

- Another time at scout camp, I single handedly stole another troops patrol flag and held it for ransom (because what they did to our troop)... Or we would have fed it to the goat on camp.

- I have done some electronic vandlism against people messing with my girlfriend *whistles*....

Thats all that I can come up with, but I know theres more... I've been mellow the past year or two, though :D

[Chris Sanders MSX]

I secretly started the band Good Charlotte. :anime: sorry

[Bud 'n Lou]

Let's see...In the first grade, I saw a girl sitting next to me pick her nose and eat it, and I shouted out what she just did to the whole class, and they all "EW!"ed her. I'm sorry, but anything booger related grosses me right the hell out. I couldn't help myself. I'm sure I gave that poor girl a complex.
Another time, I told this one kid that he was hideous (well, he was!), and he just about broke into tears. He wasn't a jerk or anything like that either. He was just really, really annoying and dumb. Up until then, I was civil to him, because I felt bad for him. But he mistook that as friendship or something and he got all clingy-like, so I had to put a stop the that.
Another time, I heard someone say something nasty about me in class, and I turned around and saw the person who I thought said it, and in return, said something equally nasty to her. She looked so hurt that I immediately regretted it. And then later, I felt even worse when I found out it wasn't even her who said that nasty thing about me in the first place.
When I was in like 3rd grade, I was in the bathroom, peeing, and at the other end was another kid who was standing like two feet away from the urinal. His penis spooked me, because it looked like a tiny elephant's trunk. I seriously thought there was something wrong with him, and I told EVERYONE. Little did I know at the time that he was just uncircumsized. But like I said, I was in third grade, and had never seen an uncircumsized penis, let alone knew what one was.
What else...oh, another time, I was just being randomly mean, and said something REALLY hurtful about someone in my class to a friend of mine who sat a few seats away. He didn't laugh, and I was thinking, "wtf? that was funny!" Then I realized he wasn't laughing because I said it louder than I intended to, and just about everyone in the class heard it. Ack, I felt so bad. After that, I decided I wasn't going to make fun of people anymore...in public places. That didn't really last.
Another time, I got really pissed at my brother, so I threw one of his autographed baseballs in the garbage. They assumed my other brother stole it. Even when I told my brother that I threw it out in a fit of anger, he thought I was lying to piss him off. This is one of the only things I've done that I feel no remorse for.
Another time, that same brother hit me in the face, and I went into my room and waited for a bruise to show up, so he'd get in trouble. When it didn't, and took out one of my art kits and used the dry watercolor tablets to paint a convincing bruise. He got punished. And my mother isn't attentive enough to have realized that the bruise disappeared minutes later, when I washed it off. I don't feel bad for that one either. :0)
I know everything on my list is pretty benign and juvenile (although that's probably a good thing). In my mind, I am still in high school. Plus, I haven't really done anything that mean in a long time.

[Nightflower]

I wouldnt say "meanest"... I am just mischivious is all :p.

- Received 3 days in school suspension for giving a kid (who was a kid no one liked because of his mouth) birthday punches.

- In High school, I created a satirical poster in the form of a PSA about individuals that always hung out in front of the school who were dubbed "lawn people" (After similar people in Clueless). After 500 copies were distributed in school (anonymously, btw), it had become a topic of discussion amongst the students, teachers, and administration... It almost lead to a riot in school (I kid you not). The principal got wind, found the guy who was distributing them who then gave me up. I got away with only a warning (partly because I was going to have my Eagle Court of Honor for Boy Scouts, partly because he thought it was funny :p).

- My senior year in college, I hung a dead mouse on a sticky trap on my fridge as a warning and threatened my roomates to stop eating my food or I'd teach them how to fly (off my 10 flr. balcony). Needless to say, they stopped eating my food.

- During my stint as a counselor at a camp, I had set off fireworks in the tent of my friend at 2 AM... While he was sleeping

- Another time at scout camp, I single handedly stole another troops patrol flag and held it for ransom (because what they did to our troop)... Or we would have fed it to the goat on camp.

- I have done some electronic vandlism against people messing with my girlfriend *whistles*....

Thats all that I can come up with, but I know theres more... I've been mellow the past year or two, though :D
You're my new hero. :D

[The Guard]

I hit a friend in the face with a baseball bat when I was eight or nine. I pushed another friend down the stairs when I was ten. I've beat the living heck out of a couple of people. I've brought numerous people to tears, and I punched my brother out once after he hit me with a wooden chair. I haven't done anything exceedingly cruel to anyone who didn't deserve it (except for the bat thing). Ah. Untrue. My grandmother is deathly afraid of snakes, and when I was little, I used to put rubber snakes on her bed when she stayed with us. I think that's it. Wait, when I was 11 or 12, I taped my first hamster to the ceiling fan and turned it on.

[Mike Spartz]

I hit a friend in the face with a baseball bat when I was eight or nine. I pushed another friend down the stairs when I was ten. I've beat the living heck out of a couple of people. I've brought numerous people to tears, and I punched my brother out once after he hit me with a wooden chair. I haven't done anything exceedingly cruel to anyone who didn't deserve it (except for the bat thing). Ah. Untrue. My grandmother is deathly afraid of snakes, and when I was little, I used to put rubber snakes on her bed when she stayed with us. I think that's it. Wait, when I was 11 or 12, I taped my first hamster to the ceiling fan and turned it on.

You are one crazy guy Guard... :eek:

[Simpler Simon]

In 10th grade there was this kid I used to walk home from school with. I think I might have been one of few friends, he just kinda attached himself to me. He was short, naive, kinda pudgy, had glasses, and kinda gave off the vibe of a nerd/loser. I don't liked judging people like that, and if they're my friends I normally don't care what they look like, but there was one other thing about this kid: he was ANNOYING. He'd constantly nag me to repeat the same topics over and over and couldn't remember stuff we'd talked about the day before. Kinda like talking to a 7-year-old with a short attention span, except he happens to be older than you. It got so bad that not only did my throat hurt from his never-ending barrage of questions, but I actually delayed walking home by half an hour just so I wouldn't run into him. Finally, one day I just started ignoring him. If he'd see me, I'd just speed up and cross to the other side of the road. If he'd wave, I wouldn't look at him. A few weeks of this, and one day I saw him sitting in the park on the swing, looking kind of depressed. I just kept walking.

I know what I did was mean. And as my first post in cafe toonzone, this isn't a great way to introduce myself. But the thing is, after I ditched him, I felt better. My throat didnt hurt anymore, and I felt more relaxed...and free. I wasn't as irritable anymore. So I could've used more tact, but in the end, I stand by what I did.

[I.R Joey]

Once when I was really little I hit my brother over the head with a container, he went down and was not hurt bad thank goodness.

When I was in 8th grade there was this girl who really bugged me. This particular day she had done something to really annoy me, so I took a cloth soaked in water and while she was making out with her Boyfriend I squeezed out all the water in her hair.

[Nightflower]

In 10th grade there was this kid I used to walk home from school with. I think I might have been one of few friends, he just kinda attached himself to me. He was short, naive, kinda pudgy, had glasses, and kinda gave off the vibe of a nerd/loser. I don't liked judging people like that, and if they're my friends I normally don't care what they look like, but there was one other thing about this kid: he was ANNOYING. He'd constantly nag me to repeat the same topics over and over and couldn't remember stuff we'd talked about the day before. Kinda like talking to a 7-year-old with a short attention span, except he happens to be older than you. It got so bad that not only did my throat hurt from his never-ending barrage of questions, but I actually delayed walking home by half an hour just so I wouldn't run into him. Finally, one day I just started ignoring him. If he'd see me, I'd just speed up and cross to the other side of the road. If he'd wave, I wouldn't look at him. A few weeks of this, and one day I saw him sitting in the park on the swing, looking kind of depressed. I just kept walking.

I know what I did was mean. And as my first post in cafe toonzone, this isn't a great way to introduce myself. But the thing is, after I ditched him, I felt better. My throat didnt hurt anymore, and I felt more relaxed...and free. I wasn't as irritable anymore. So I could've used more tact, but in the end, I stand by what I did.
Nah, sometimes, that's all you can do for well-meaning-but-annoying people. I know many, and they're so clueless that if you try to get rid of them while being nice or avoiding them, they won't take the hint.

There was a girl like that in my old high school who liked this guy who was my boyfriend at the time. If she didn't, I don't think I would have cared about her annoyingness so much, although I'm a pretty intolerant person. :p On top of following him around every minute she could, she thought that they had gone out for a whole summer- my boyfriend didn't have the heart or the spine (Guys can be pretty spineless at times) to tell her otherwise...they did go to a movie date, but it wasn't until halfway through that he realized that she thought it was a date! She thought that I was "jealous because she had gone out with him first" (See, previous statement :p), and she had no qualms telling everyone this. Not to mention she was a pretty bad flirt- I mean, you'd have to be very obvious for me to take notice since I'm horribly dense), and she was pretty obvious. Apparently she's one of those girls who does that to a lot of guys who have girlfriends, and the girlfriends know she's harmless and just don't say a word. Unfortunately, I'm not one to put up with stuff like that. ^_^'

I probably wasn't very mean to her, just kind of brusque and sometimes a bit rude directly (I have this strange idea that it's better than talking behind someone's back). The thing is, I know what it's like to be the victim of girlish bullying (Which is quite different than a guy bullying you), so I'm one of those people who developed silly notions of how to behave myself. I knew that it was wrong, and I knew how it might have made her felt, but I did it anyway. I just thought it was necessary. ^_^'

*reads everything she just wrote* Well, that sounded silly.

Um.....once when I was thirteen and in Greece with my whole extended family (Family reunion), we discovered the hotel offered free porn (Which was disgusting to our virgin eyes). So my brother, my cousin, and I held down our seven-year-old cousin and made him watch it while closing our eyes.