JusSonic
05-31-2003, 08:05 PM
(Foxy, Roxy, and Goopy walks in) Goopy: That's right. Foxy: We made him drank Pepsi Twist.
[Loud: (Foxy) AND NOW HE HAS TO USE THE BATHROOM.]
Plotz: How do you know?
Roxy: No time to chit-chat.
[Charity: Who wants to be him anyway?]
Agent 1: Abyss wants them to bring you over to his Dark Dungeon.
Allen: You can't.
[Toast: (Allen) I am on your side!]
Melman: That's bad.
Agent 1: Get them.
(Foxy grabs Allen, Roby grabs Melman, and Goopy grabs Plotz, and Kellner)
[Pule: What wimps. They didn't even put up a fight for crying out loud.]
Plotz: Put me down!
Goopy: Never!
Kellner: What kind of trick is this?
[Pule: The old "seize the idiots and not do anything with them until later" trick.]
Foxy: Silence.
[Toast: Is golden, dude.]
Agent 1: Take them to his Doom.
[Loud: SO THERE IS A JUDGE DOOM FOR EVERYONE.]
Kellner/Allen/Melman/Plotz: Noo!
Agent 1: Oh yes. So Toons, you'll never see your old buddy again.
[Charity: Who is he talking about? Kellner, Plotz, Melman, or Allen is none of our buddies.]
[Toast: He must be on drugs.]
(He laughs)
(We fade at the Dance Club in the real world, as we see The gang and Abyss are grooving)
[Toast: Oh dude, great! As if this movie isn't worst enough, Leisure Suit Larry is in it!]
Abyss: Whoa man, I feel like this is 2001!
[Pule: This is 2001.]
Tina ****s: You said it.
Jim Rhodes: We're jigging it!
Joe Aynes: Party on, Abyss!
David Maher: We're chillin!
Brian Kelteyka: Groovy!
Jason Phelops: Oh yeah!
Emeka Uduma: Whoa baby!
[Charity: You kids need to stay off the drugs.]
(Then Darrell Phelps talks to them)
Darrell Phelps: Sir, we have some guests coming.
[Loud: WHAT IS THIS? DARRELL TURNS INTO A BUTLER WANNABE?]
Abyss: Send them over.
(Then the Polar Bears entered the club)
Abyss: Polar Bears.
Jeremy Flathers: Polar Bears.
Jim Rhodes: Polar Bears.
[Charity: (announcer) Will not be seen tonight, so we will show you this crapper instead.]
(They roared)
[Toast: Wow, dude! The villains can roar very loudly! You know how it works? Just screamed very loud and therefore...annoyed any plot!]
Abyss: L-let's hear the music shall we.
[All: (fearfully) NO!]
(As Abyss turns on the music, the Bears resist that Pepsi commercial)
[Pule: Because they don't drink Pepsi Twist.]
Voice: (Singing) You know we're gonna drink P-
[Loud: EEW! NO THANKS!]
E-P-S-I!
[Loud: WHO LIKES TO POINT THEM IN THE EYE! YEAH, THEY'RE STUPID! YEAH, YEAH. THEY'RE STUPID.]
Joe Aynes: Knock it off!
[Pule: Well, Abyss started it!]
Voice: (Singing) You know we're gonna drink P-E-P-S-I!
Jim Rhodes: Turn that blasted music off!
[Toast: (Jim) We are making a movie here, you dang drug users!]
Vice: (Singing) So open your can.
[Charity: Heck no! I am not opening my can for anyone!]
(We see Tim Creamer talking to T.J. Respess)
Tim: Hey, I though they were learning to do the Macarena.
[Loud: AND DIE.]
T.J. No way, jose.
[Charity: This movie isn't getting better.]
(As the Pepsi song continues, Abyss and the Polar Bears danced)
[Toast: Fortunately for us, this scene has nothing to do with this film.]
(We fade to the next room
[Pule: Where Austin Powers is moving and a grooven.]
as where the gang finding more clues)
[Pule: To what the heck is going on with this film.]
Justin: Well, we did it, we found some Coupons and some Jelly.
[Loud: WILL YOU SHUT UP ABOUT THE STUPID COUPONS AND JELLY ALREADY?! WE GET THE IDEA!!!!]
Freakazoid: Whoo-hoo!
Justin: Drumroll please!
[Charity: Dum-rum-crap.]
(As the Drum rolls, the gang gasps in horror where the stuff is empty)
Justin: No!
Plucky: This can;t be happening!
[Toast: This movie is continuing.]
Bugs: Say it isn't so!
Justin: I can't believe it.
[Toast: He hit Big Jake.]
(Sighs) Somebody will have go get some Coupons and some Jelly.
Everyone Else: No not me/It's cold outside/maybe not.
[Loud: THEY ARE TIRED OF JELLY AND COUPONS AS WE ARE.]
[Charity: Yeah, this movie is nothing but those stupid things.]
Buster: I don't.
Justin: Good then.
Babs: Oh no, you can't do that.
Justin: What do you think?
[Pule: Us the viewer? Crap. That what this whole Jelly and Coupon is.]
Babs: (To Buster placing her hand over his cheeks)
[Charity: For his sake, I hope she is touching his face.]
Please Buster, can you go out there. (Then rubbing her hands between Buster's ears) and get some Coupons, and some Jelly (and she put her arms around Buster and looked deeply into her eyes) Please, Please, Please.
[Charity: Beggers can't be choosers, Babs.]
Buster: Oh all right
[Pule: (Buster) I'll leave so I can make this movie as stupid enough as it is.]
Babsy, I love it when you do that.
[Toast: We all hate it.]
(Babs giggles)
Father Time: And who do you want to invite.
Buster: Well, I will turn myself
[Loud: IN FOR MURDER.]
into (He spins and become Robin Hood) Robin Hood!
[Loud: MEL BROOKS' VERSION IS BETTER THAN THIS.]
Brain: Really.
Buster: Yes and I'll bring Coupons and Jelly back.
[Toast: And hopefully died trying.]
(To Babs by putting his arm around her) And I'll be back for an hour or two. so
[Charity: (Buster) Keep your butt comfy.]
good-bye and I'll be back.
(He hugged and kissed Babs)
Hamton/Plucky: Good luck!
[Pule: You won't need it.]
(As Buster escapes Abyss' castle to find stuff,
[Loud: WAIT, DIDN'T HE ALREADY LEFT?]
[Charity: I think the director is left some plot holes hanging around. Plus, I am pretty sure Babs kept him around.]
[Loud: HUH.]
our heroes are pondering)
Justin: It's 8 o'clock,
[Charity: Survivor is on.]
let's go to Motel 6 nearby.
Daffy: But we don't have any money.
[Toast: Dude, why would they need it? They got "other talents" if you know what I mean.]
[Charity: Sick! Get your mind out of the gutter, Toast.]
[Toast: What?! Dude, I mean toons talents.]
Justin: Nope, I brought a credit card with me.
Porky: C-c-credit card.
Bugs: How will you do that?
[Pule: Bugs has a credit card that Buster "borrowed" from him, and he doesn't know what one is?]
[Charity: Justin made Bugs totally out of character here.]
Justin: You'll see, come on gang, we'll return tomorrow for our more clues.
Wakko: How do we get there?
[Pule: Try flying.]
Justin: By walking all the way to the exit.
[Pule: (Wakko) Oh, yeah, right. Stupid question.]
Babs: Uh-oh.
[Loud: THERE IS NO ONE HERE, SO THERE IS NO REASON FOR ANY UH-OHS.]
[Toast: Maybe she read the script.]
[Charity: What script? There isn't any to begin with.]
(We fade to the Haunted Forest where is Justince Gang: Joker,
[Loud: THAT'S WHAT THESE VILLAINS ARE.]
Lex Luthor, Cheetah, Solomom Grundy, Copperhead,
[Charity: Hey, who are you calling a Copperhead?!]
Star Sapphire, and Mongul (Of course) planning for finding coupons)
[Toast: Those losers are looking for coupons too?]
Copperhead: Gotta hand it to you, if we get all the coupons before these kids, all of them will be poor.
[Pule: They got cash. What the heck would they need with stupid coupons?!]
Solomon Grundy: Excellent, now Abyss wants us to protect them from steeling it.
[Pule: Steeling it? What, Abyss afraid they turned the coupons metal?]
Star Sapphire: Yes, as long as we have those coupons, we'll be famous.
Lex Luthor: Right, and all we need to do is make the kids cry for
[Loud: THEIR MOMMYS.]
Jelly.
Joker: Splendid idea!
Buster: (V.O.) Stop right there, you fiends!
Solomon Grundy: Huh, who said that?
Mongul: I don't know, must be Draaga.
[Toast: Who's he again?]
Buster: no, it is I, Robin Hood, and I'll get the coupons back before I stop you.
[Charity: (Buster) But first, do you know where the men's room is at?]
Injustice League: NO! SHUT UP!
Buster: Darn, I gotta steal them.
Copperhead: You can't steal these coupons.
[Toast: (Copperhead) We need them to make a fire.]
Buster: Oh yeah, make me!
[Pule: (Pee-Wee Herman) We don't make rabbits, we only trained them.]
(As Buster leaps down to the ground, they looked towards him)
Cheetah: It's Robin Hood!
[Charity: We already knew that! How stupid are these villains anyhow?!]
Joker: What's he suppose to do?
Mongul: Nothing, let's get him!
[Loud: THAT IS A PRETTY CRAPPY SUGGESTION, BUT OKAY.]
(As Buster jumps, Solomon Grundy uppercuts him, then the Cheetah pounces Buster, but she missed by crawling, and Joker grabs Buster's shirt and throws him to the ground, then Mongul grabs the axe just like "War World", Buster is praying)
[Charity: Buster is getting his butt kick so many times today. That isn't a good record for him.]
Mongul: Game over, Mr. Hood.
(Then Buster shoots an arrow right at Mongul's axe and his axe flown right into the sewer)
[Pule: Sewer? There is a sewer in a forest?]
[Loud: YOU DON'T KNOW HOW STUPID JUSTIN IS GETTING.]
Mongul: Huh, what happened!
Buster: Never estimate to me!
[Loud: DON'T SELL HIM ANY ESTIMATE THEN.]
Joker: (Gasps) Lex, Lex, he's going after those coupons!
[Toast: And the jelly-filled donuts!]
Lex Luthor: Don't worry, I'll stop him.
(As Buster dashes for the coupons, he opens the bag up but Luthor stops him)
Lex Luthor: Not so fast, Mr. Hood!
Buster: Luthor.
[Loud: NO! NOT ANOTHER NAME GAME, PLEASE!]
Lex Luthor: You ain't gonna touch those coupons are you.
Bustter: Wanna bet.
[Toast: A billion dollars?]
(As Buster gets the coupons into his bag and dashes off)
Lex Luthor: What?! NO!! GET HIM!!
[Charity: That is what you are supposed to do, you oxymoron!]
(As Buster rans and rans, he tripped)
[Pule: Ha ha! Didn't get to the finish line in time. Judge gives him a 3.0.]
Joker: Where do you think you going, Mr. Hood?
[Loud: (Joker) YOU DIDN'T MEET BATMAN YET.]
Buster: I'm leaving.
[Charity: (Buster) And going back home to mother.]
(Before Buster escapes, Mongul grabs Buster's collar hardly)
Mongul: Oh no you don't Mr. Robin Hood, you're not going anywhere,
[Toast: (Mongul) But into my stomach.]
so give us all the coupons right in your bag, now!
Buster: (Grunting) Never!
Mongul: Fine, then prepare to lose badly!
Voice: Put him down!
[Pule: Who said that?]
Mongul: Cheetah, stop that.
[All: Eeew!]
Cheetah: it wasn't me.
Voice: I said PUT HIM DOWN, NOW!
[Pule: (Voice) Before I continued talking like Loud Kiddington.]
[Loud: HEY!]
Mongul: Who are you?!
(The voice turns out to be Mr. Hitcher from How I Spent My Vacation)
[Loud: WHO IS HE AGAIN?]
[Toast: Dude, he is the hitchhiker Hamton's family picked up that nearly killed Plucky.]
[Pule: That was creepy. I hid under the bed after seeing that film.]
Mr. Hitcher: You don't want to know.
[Charity: We already did.]
Mongul: (Putting Buster Down) Well then, finish him.
Buster: No wait, you don't understand but...!
[Toast: (Buster) You never do.]
Mongul: (To Mr. Hitcher) Then DESTROY HIM!!
(Then Mr. Hitcher grabs the chain saw pointing at Buster)
Mr. Hitcher: (Evil laughing) Welsh Rabbit! Heh heh heh, Bunny Burgers mmmm!]
[Toast: So the reason he is here is for a meal.]
[Charity: I guess.]
Joker: That's right, cook him!
Mr. Hitcher: Huh. (To the Injustice gang) You look kinda tasty.
Solomon Grundy: What are you doing?!
[Charity: (Mr. Hitcher) Being Hannibal, meal.]
Cheetah: We are not on the menu!
Copperhead: What kind of trick is this?!
(Mr. Hitcher revs up with his chain saw)
Lex Luthor: Run for it!!
(Then Mr. Hitcher chases the Injustice gang)
[Loud: SO IT TURNS OUT THAT THE INJUSTICE GANG IS A WHOLE BUNCH OF WUSSES.]
Mongul: Where's Draaga when you need him!!
[Pule: Not having anything to do with this film.]
(They dashed off. Then Buster checks off his list)
Buster: Coupons, check.
[Charity: (Buster) Babsy, check.]
Now onto the Jelly.
(We fade to Buster looking the front door)
Buster: The Justice hall, maybe they got Jelly here so here I come.
[Pule: Uh, the base is on the moon, right?]
[Loud: THAT'S RIGHT.]
[Pule: So wouldn't we need an air helmet, and if he doesn't, shouldn't he have his air lungs exploded right about now?]
[Charity: Could be.]
(We fade inside to the hall where the Justice LEague; Batman, Superman, Wonder Woman, Hawkgirl, Flash, Green Latern, Aquaman (Of course),
[Toast: Now wait a minute dudes, Aquaman isn't part of the group yet!]
[Pule: They musta got the cartoon confused with the comic books.]
[Loud: IT ISN'T A COMIC BOOK, IT IS A GRAPHIC NOVEL!]
[Pule: Hey, I was supposed to say that. Meanie!]
and even Ray Thompson is in it too)
[Loud: WELL, HE SHOULDN'T BE. HE CAUSED THE APOCALYPSE IN THAT OTHER WORLD GREEN LANTERN AND SOME FRIENDS OF HIS VISITED, REMEMBER?]
[Charity: Yes, we did.]
Aquaman: It's good to be in this nice place!
[Loud: (Aquaman) AND OUT OF THIS MOVIE FOR A CHANGE.]
Batman: Yeah, as long as this place doesn't get hotter.
[Pule: They moved the moon near the sun.]
Buster: (V.O.) How right you are, look up here so you can see me!
(They looked up as Buster leaps down like acrobats do)
Buster: Ta-da!
[All: (Justice League bored) Yeah, yeah. Whatever.]
Ray Thompson: Holy hostage!
[Toast: And he stole that from Robin!]
Flash: Doesn't look holy to me.
[Charity: Because they didn't get the angel from the graphic novel in the cartoon yet.]
Wonder Woman: Who are you?
[Loud: (Buster) SCOOBY-DOO!]
Buster: Robin Hood.
Hawkgirl: Really.
Green Latern: So, what do you fight?
[Charity: The studio who made this film.]
Buster: I defeated the Injustice gang.
Superman: You did.
[Toast: (Buster) Not really. How did I brought that up?]
Buster: Yes, I did.
Batman: Hard to say it's true.
Buster: O.K.
[Pule: (Buster) Its true. There, that wasn't so hard, is it?]
So what's your real names?
Batman: Bruce Wayne.
[Pule: (sarcastic) Oh, thanks for giving away the so-called secret identifies, moron.]
Superman: Clark Kent.
Flash: Wally West.
[Loud: NO RELATION TO JIM WEST.]
Wonder Woman: Diana.
[Charity: Wait, isn't she dead?]
Aquaman: Charles.
[Toast: In charge of Atlantis.]
Hawkgirl: Saran Wilson.
[Pule: If I am not mistaken, she is the daughter of MR. WILSON!!!!]
[(The others jumped back at Pule's yelling.)]
[Toast: Whoa, dude!]
Green Latern: John Stewart.
[Pule: Of the Daily Show.]
Ray: And what's your real name?
Buster: Buster Bunny.
Justice League: Buster.
[Loud: (Buster) MR. JACKSON IF YOU'RE NASTY.]
Wonder Woman: Great Hera.
Flash: Doesn't look great to me.
Green Latern: So what brings you here?
[Toast: (Buster) Apollo 13 which has a problem right now that you guys should solve.]
Buster: The kids needed Jelly so I can get to them.
[Charity: (Jan Brady) That is what people are always talking about. Jelly, jelly, jelly!]
Batman: Jelly, why didn't you say so in the first place.
Babs: (V.O.) Looking for me.
Buster: Babs, what are you doing here?
Babs: Techniquelly
[Toast: (Austin Powers) It's not cheating, baby.]
Buster, I'm not Babs Bunny.
Buster: You're not.
(Then Babs morphs into the Martin Manhunter)
Martin Manhunter: I'm Martin Manhunter, but you can call me J'onn J'onzz.
Buster: J'onn.
Flash: Well, you can admit that to him.
Buster: I need to grab some Jelly.
[Charity: Well, at least Justin didn't put in a parody of the Wolverine and Mystique moment from X2.]
[Toast: Dude, that's cool.]
Green Latern: Well, all right. (To Hawkgirl) Can you use the mace to knock the glass open.
[Pule: Shouldn't they just give him some jelly?]
Hawkgirl: My pleasure.
(Then Hawkgirl uses her mace to break the glass, she sweeps up the pieces of glass)
Buster: Wow!
[(All but Loud giggles)]
[Loud: (Green Lantern) YOU DOPE! NOW GET US ANOTHER GLASS CASE!]
Flash: Happy.
Buster: Stand back guys.
(Then Buster grabs the Jelly and
[Charity: Cut his hand in the progress.]
put it in the bag) So that's that.
[Pule: The end of this movie, I hope.]
[Loud: SADLY NO.]
Superman: Are you sure.
Buster: Yes I'm sure I got the Jelly I need, so the kids will feel happy.
[Loud: (Buster) HAPPY ENOUGH TO NOT TEAR ME TO PIECES FOR BEING IN THIS FILM FOR A WHILE.]
Aquaman: I bet you're right, Mr. Hood.
[Toast: (Buster) Well, you lost! So pay up, dude!]
Buster: Well I have to go now.
Ray: Where are you going?
Buster: Right back to the castle.
Batman: Well, good luck.
(Then Buster leaves)
Flash: Well, that was some gruel some meeting.
[Loud: (Flash) WE DIDN'T EVEN GET TO TAG ALONG. WHAT A GYP!]
Green Latern: You watched too much movies again.
[Toast: So did we, dude. So did we.]
(Flash groans)
Green Latern: It's just a figure of speech.
(We now fade to the Toons is right at the door inside Kellner's office, we see the Toons realizing that Abyss can be defeated)
[Charity: Just annoy him a little.]
Babs: Are you sure that Buster asks us want to bring all the stuff back.
[Pule: As long as he doesn't get caught by the police.]
Wakko: Of course, Babs, he will return shortly.
Yakko: Yeah, so what can we do?
Babs: Well, Roger, Jessica and I are gonna talk to him.
Slappy: Can we go?
Babs: No.
[Loud: DARN.]
Roger: So, let's go talk to that guy.
(We cut to man who is J.C. Chasez from N Sync,
[Charity: So who is he again and why is he even here to begin with?]
playing Marvel Vs. Capcom 2, and defeated the whole game)
J.C.: Ahhh, the victory is mine, the people will like me.
[Toast: Or kill me. It's their choice.]
(Then, the door knocked)
J.C.: I'll get it.
(Then J.C. turns off the game, and walking to the door and open it)
Babs: (Gasps) It's J.C. Chasez!
[Pule: Hey, how did they get there? I think they're lost.]
Roger/Jessica/Baby Herman: J.C.
Roger: Who's he?
[Pule: (Baby Herman) A guy who owes me money.]
Babs: A guy from N Sync.
J.C.: Oh my, it's the Toons.
Babs: Right.
J.C.: So, what can I do for you to talk.
[Toast: (Babs) Don't sing for one.]
Babs: Well if you don't mind, but Jamie Kellner is kidnapped.
[Charity: They just realized that now?]
J.C.: Kidnapped.
Babs: Yeah, but his men who also been kidnapped, so we need your help.
Roger: P-p-please J.C.
[Loud: WE GOT ENOUGH TROUBLE SPEAKING FROM PORKY, THANK YOU VERY MUCH.]
J.C.: I can't do that.
Baby Herman: Why not?
[Toast: (J.C.) I'm part of N'Sync.]
J.C.: Because I have guests to come in, so move along.
[Loud: (Fuzzy) AND GET OFF OF MY PROPERTY!]
(As Roger, Jessica, and Baby Herman walked out the door, Babs is still talking to J.C.)
Babs: By the way Mr. Chasez,
[Charity: (Babs) Are you taken?]
[Loud: CHARITY!]
[Charity: What? I was making fun of Babs.]
[Loud: OH. FOR A MINUTE THERE, I THOUGHT I LOST YA.]
[Charity: Don't be silly, Loud.]
have you seen Buster?
J.C.: Nope.
(She sighed, and closes the door)
J.C.: (Pressing the P.A. button) Somebody bring the guests here.
P.A.: Right away, J.C.
[Pule: Who's P.A.? J.C's brother?]
(Then the guests are turned out to be Game Show People from the past. From Match Game: Charles Nelson Reilly, Brett Somers. From Hollywood Squares: Peter Marshall.
[Charity: I rather see Martin Mull if you don't mind.]
From Let's Make a Deal:
[Loud: YOU STOP THIS MOVIE AND WE WILL GET YOU A PIZZA. IS IT A DEAL?]
Monty Hall. From Newlywed Game: Bob Eubanks. From Press Your Luck:
[Toast: Just play the game, dude.]
Peter Tomarken. From Name That Tune:
[Pule: (hums the Monkey Island theme song and stops) There, now named that tune.]
[Charity: The theme song to Monkey Island.]
[Pule: That's it! You won!]
Jim Lange. From Debt:
[Loud: THE IRS.]
Wink Martindale. From Price is Right: Bob Barker, and Rod Roddy.
[Toast: Who shoulda known better than to appeared in this crap.]
coming inside Kellner's office)
Bob Eubanks: J.C.
J.C.(V.O.) Yeah Bob.
[Pule: (Eubanks) You been hitting the booze again!]
Bob Eubanks: You look good in these tuxedos.
J.C.: Aw shucks.
[Charity: Flattery won't get you anywhere, Bob.]
Bob Barker: Hey, at least he's not wearing the nija suits.
(Rimshot)
[Loud: (J.C. laughing) WELL MATCH, MY FRIEND! THIS BETTER OF WITS IS OVER!]
J.C.: Right.
(We cut to the Toons are feeling depressed)
[Charity: Their football team lost.]
Justin: Well how did it go with J.C.
Babs: Could be better.
Justin: Oh, and J.C. invited the Game Show people into his office.
[Toast: (Justin) Who are beating him up right now.]
[Charity: Now that isn't his office. It belongs to that creep Kellner.]
[Pule: Maybe J.C. is the head of the WB now.]
[Loud: BETTER J.C. THEN KELLNER, I HAD TO SAY.]
Loud: WHAT A BUNCH OF GRUMPS!!
Daffy: They don't look like Loud.
[Loud: WHO ELSE CAN LOOK LIKE ME? MY SON IF I EVER HAD ONE WITH CHARITY?]
[(Charity blushes at this comment.)]
Justin: Well they can't do that us.
[Charity: (Justin) We're better actors.]
Axel: Dangerously
[Toast: Cheesy, dude.]
clever.
(Then Justin walks off)
Skippy: Where do you think your going?
[Pule: (Justin) To the restaurant next down the street. When guest-stars turn you down, they give you a free discount and I like to take advantage.]
Justin: I'm going to get some Peanuts, do you guys want some?
Everyone: NO!
[Pule: Besides who want that losing baseball team anyway?\
Justin: Fine, suit yourself.
[Loud: THEY HAVE TO GO TO A PROM LATER ON.]
(As Justin goin to get Peanuts, the Villans are approaching)
Hamton: Remind him to sing Kumbaya.
Plucky: Oh don't start that singing crazy again, Hamton.
[Toast: (Plucky) Save it for Oprah, dude.]
Tweety: Yeah.
Sid the Squid: A-ha! sneaking out again Toons.
Freakazoid: Cut it out!
[Charity: Boy they react quickly, didn't they?]
Sid the Squid: Get em.
Everyone: NNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Porky: P-p-put us down t-t-this istance!
(As the Toons disappeared, Justin looked shockfully wild)
Justin: OH MY ***! THEY'RE GONE!
[Toast: (Kyle) You b****rds!]
(As Justin opens the door, the people looking at Justin)
[Pule: Wish they were dead.]
Charles Nelson Reilly: Who is this guy?
[Charity: The director.]
Bret Somers: And where did he came from?
Justin: Whoa, you're the Game Show People right.
Peter Tomarken: That's right.
[Loud: YOU WIN THE GRAND PRIZE! (Makes sounds like an audience cheering)]
Justin: Can I introduce to you?
Wink Martindale: Go ahead.
Justin: Hello Rod Roddy, Mr. Announcer.
Rod Roddy: Hello.
[Charity: Hey, wasn't he the voice of Mike at Mickey's House of Mouse?]
Justin: Bob Barker.
[All: (makes dog noises)]
Bob Barker: Hiya doin.
Justin: Peter Tomarken.
Peter Tomarken: Hello.
Justin: Monty Hall.
[Toast: Brother of Monty Python.]
Monty Hall: Good to see you.
Justin: Charles and Brett, the Match Panelists.
Brett Somers: I thought you never ask.
[Loud: HE DIDN'T.]
Justin: Peter Marshall, the master of squares.
[Pule: And a lesser known celebrity than Tom Bergeron.]
Peter Marshall: Thank you.
Justin: Wink Martindale.
Wink Martindale: Nice to see you.
Justin: Bob Eubanks.
Bob Eubanks: Hello.
Justin: Jim Lange. Put em' there Jim.
[Loud: THIS IS THE TIME TO MOVE THE FURNITURE!]
Jim Lange: (Shaking Justin's hand) How are you today.
Justin: And J.C. from N Sync.
[Pule: (J.C.) You already know who I am. Did you lose that part of your memory leaving the office?!]
J.C.: Hi!
Justin: I'm so glad that you guys came.
Bob Barker: Thank you.
Justin: I need to tell you guys but I just want to say this,
[Charity: Oh, if he goes into a contestant frenzy, I'm outta here.]
THE TOONS ARE GONE!
Bob Eubanks: Gone.
[Toast: We need question marks, Justin.]
Justin: Yes, Abyss tooked them to his Dark Dungeon, before they watch 64 hours of The Telechubbies!
[Loud: WASN'T THERE A SHOW JUST LIKE THAT?]
[Toast: Dude, I rather not know.]
Peter Marshall: Make them watch The Telechubbies, I suggest that you can use the Missles to stop them from watching pre-school T.V.
[Charity: And to blow up France.]
Justin: What about the radio?
Rod Roddy: Radio won't do.
[Toast: That's it! I'm leaving!]
Justin: Thanks you guys, there's no time to lose!
[Pule: Exactly there is time to lose with Father Time involved.]
(He dashes off)
Peter Tomarken: Go get him Justin.
Jim Lange: We are sure that you can beat Abyss up.
(We fade to the Toons are hanging Upside-down
[Pule: Whoa! I know a few toons who are sick right about now.]
with Allen, Melman, and Kellner)
Babs: Huh, where are we?
Slappy: Yeah, and why are we doing upside-down?
Allen: We've been tied up for hours.
[Toast: (Allen) And they forgot that I'm supposed to be the villain in this film.]
Melman: Yeah, and Abyss and his henchmen made us lose our jobs.
[Loud: HOW? PURE STUPIDITY?]
Professor Jones: How do you know?
Melman: (Whispering Jones's ear) You don't wanna tell.
Charity: I hope Justin makes it up here.
[Charity: So I can kill him for making this movie hard to understand.]
[Toast: Dude, what the heck is going on anyway?]
[Loud: I HAD NO IDEA.]
(Fade to the front door as Justin enters the front door)
Justin: Hey it's locked, Abyss locked me out,
[Toast: Dude, why don't he check under the doormat and see what happens?!]
wait.
(Then Justin reads the note)
[Pule: (Justin read) "Dear Junkhead." Now that ain't nice!]
Justin: "Dear Justin, we are at the back door, signed Abyss"
[Charity: (Abyss's note) P.S. You are an idiot and you scared me. Ha ha ha ha ha.]
Abyss, I'm coming after you!
[Loud: (singing) WE ARE GOING TO SOLVE THIS MYSTERY!]
(As Justin enters the back door, he sees the room is unexplored)
Justin: Where am I?
[Charity: In the ladies room at Captain D's.]
(He sees the room that are Tourian-sim style)
Justin: Man, you guys left me in unexplored area.
[Toast: (Justin) Like mine.]
Oh well, I' just explore the un-explore areas until I get my hands on Abyss.
(Fade to the Toons hanging Upside-down)
Daffy: Will he ever survive?
Bugs: Yes, infact he'll be careful to not get in some trap doors.
[Pule: (Bugs) And leave us hanging. Ha! Thank you!]
Abyss: (V.O.) Ahh, it's good to see you Toons.
Charity: What do you want?
Abyss: I want to send all of my henchmen out.
[Loud: (Abyss) BUT THEY'RE PLAYING STRIP POKER RIGHT NOW.]
(Then Abyss' henchmen came out)
Lobe: Suprise!!
[Loud: (singing) HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!]
Lola: Oh dear.
Walter Wolf: I see you Toons hanging upside-down.
Allen: Can't you get us down.
Sid the Squid: No!
[Pule: (Allen) Okay, I was just asking!]
Roddy: Why not?
Dr. Laura: Because...
[Charity: (Dr. Laura) We are idiots with no lives, have to work with a dummy for a villain, and have to starred in this movie.]
(Commercial)
[Loud: (Foxy) AND NOW HE HAS TO USE THE BATHROOM.]
Plotz: How do you know?
Roxy: No time to chit-chat.
[Charity: Who wants to be him anyway?]
Agent 1: Abyss wants them to bring you over to his Dark Dungeon.
Allen: You can't.
[Toast: (Allen) I am on your side!]
Melman: That's bad.
Agent 1: Get them.
(Foxy grabs Allen, Roby grabs Melman, and Goopy grabs Plotz, and Kellner)
[Pule: What wimps. They didn't even put up a fight for crying out loud.]
Plotz: Put me down!
Goopy: Never!
Kellner: What kind of trick is this?
[Pule: The old "seize the idiots and not do anything with them until later" trick.]
Foxy: Silence.
[Toast: Is golden, dude.]
Agent 1: Take them to his Doom.
[Loud: SO THERE IS A JUDGE DOOM FOR EVERYONE.]
Kellner/Allen/Melman/Plotz: Noo!
Agent 1: Oh yes. So Toons, you'll never see your old buddy again.
[Charity: Who is he talking about? Kellner, Plotz, Melman, or Allen is none of our buddies.]
[Toast: He must be on drugs.]
(He laughs)
(We fade at the Dance Club in the real world, as we see The gang and Abyss are grooving)
[Toast: Oh dude, great! As if this movie isn't worst enough, Leisure Suit Larry is in it!]
Abyss: Whoa man, I feel like this is 2001!
[Pule: This is 2001.]
Tina ****s: You said it.
Jim Rhodes: We're jigging it!
Joe Aynes: Party on, Abyss!
David Maher: We're chillin!
Brian Kelteyka: Groovy!
Jason Phelops: Oh yeah!
Emeka Uduma: Whoa baby!
[Charity: You kids need to stay off the drugs.]
(Then Darrell Phelps talks to them)
Darrell Phelps: Sir, we have some guests coming.
[Loud: WHAT IS THIS? DARRELL TURNS INTO A BUTLER WANNABE?]
Abyss: Send them over.
(Then the Polar Bears entered the club)
Abyss: Polar Bears.
Jeremy Flathers: Polar Bears.
Jim Rhodes: Polar Bears.
[Charity: (announcer) Will not be seen tonight, so we will show you this crapper instead.]
(They roared)
[Toast: Wow, dude! The villains can roar very loudly! You know how it works? Just screamed very loud and therefore...annoyed any plot!]
Abyss: L-let's hear the music shall we.
[All: (fearfully) NO!]
(As Abyss turns on the music, the Bears resist that Pepsi commercial)
[Pule: Because they don't drink Pepsi Twist.]
Voice: (Singing) You know we're gonna drink P-
[Loud: EEW! NO THANKS!]
E-P-S-I!
[Loud: WHO LIKES TO POINT THEM IN THE EYE! YEAH, THEY'RE STUPID! YEAH, YEAH. THEY'RE STUPID.]
Joe Aynes: Knock it off!
[Pule: Well, Abyss started it!]
Voice: (Singing) You know we're gonna drink P-E-P-S-I!
Jim Rhodes: Turn that blasted music off!
[Toast: (Jim) We are making a movie here, you dang drug users!]
Vice: (Singing) So open your can.
[Charity: Heck no! I am not opening my can for anyone!]
(We see Tim Creamer talking to T.J. Respess)
Tim: Hey, I though they were learning to do the Macarena.
[Loud: AND DIE.]
T.J. No way, jose.
[Charity: This movie isn't getting better.]
(As the Pepsi song continues, Abyss and the Polar Bears danced)
[Toast: Fortunately for us, this scene has nothing to do with this film.]
(We fade to the next room
[Pule: Where Austin Powers is moving and a grooven.]
as where the gang finding more clues)
[Pule: To what the heck is going on with this film.]
Justin: Well, we did it, we found some Coupons and some Jelly.
[Loud: WILL YOU SHUT UP ABOUT THE STUPID COUPONS AND JELLY ALREADY?! WE GET THE IDEA!!!!]
Freakazoid: Whoo-hoo!
Justin: Drumroll please!
[Charity: Dum-rum-crap.]
(As the Drum rolls, the gang gasps in horror where the stuff is empty)
Justin: No!
Plucky: This can;t be happening!
[Toast: This movie is continuing.]
Bugs: Say it isn't so!
Justin: I can't believe it.
[Toast: He hit Big Jake.]
(Sighs) Somebody will have go get some Coupons and some Jelly.
Everyone Else: No not me/It's cold outside/maybe not.
[Loud: THEY ARE TIRED OF JELLY AND COUPONS AS WE ARE.]
[Charity: Yeah, this movie is nothing but those stupid things.]
Buster: I don't.
Justin: Good then.
Babs: Oh no, you can't do that.
Justin: What do you think?
[Pule: Us the viewer? Crap. That what this whole Jelly and Coupon is.]
Babs: (To Buster placing her hand over his cheeks)
[Charity: For his sake, I hope she is touching his face.]
Please Buster, can you go out there. (Then rubbing her hands between Buster's ears) and get some Coupons, and some Jelly (and she put her arms around Buster and looked deeply into her eyes) Please, Please, Please.
[Charity: Beggers can't be choosers, Babs.]
Buster: Oh all right
[Pule: (Buster) I'll leave so I can make this movie as stupid enough as it is.]
Babsy, I love it when you do that.
[Toast: We all hate it.]
(Babs giggles)
Father Time: And who do you want to invite.
Buster: Well, I will turn myself
[Loud: IN FOR MURDER.]
into (He spins and become Robin Hood) Robin Hood!
[Loud: MEL BROOKS' VERSION IS BETTER THAN THIS.]
Brain: Really.
Buster: Yes and I'll bring Coupons and Jelly back.
[Toast: And hopefully died trying.]
(To Babs by putting his arm around her) And I'll be back for an hour or two. so
[Charity: (Buster) Keep your butt comfy.]
good-bye and I'll be back.
(He hugged and kissed Babs)
Hamton/Plucky: Good luck!
[Pule: You won't need it.]
(As Buster escapes Abyss' castle to find stuff,
[Loud: WAIT, DIDN'T HE ALREADY LEFT?]
[Charity: I think the director is left some plot holes hanging around. Plus, I am pretty sure Babs kept him around.]
[Loud: HUH.]
our heroes are pondering)
Justin: It's 8 o'clock,
[Charity: Survivor is on.]
let's go to Motel 6 nearby.
Daffy: But we don't have any money.
[Toast: Dude, why would they need it? They got "other talents" if you know what I mean.]
[Charity: Sick! Get your mind out of the gutter, Toast.]
[Toast: What?! Dude, I mean toons talents.]
Justin: Nope, I brought a credit card with me.
Porky: C-c-credit card.
Bugs: How will you do that?
[Pule: Bugs has a credit card that Buster "borrowed" from him, and he doesn't know what one is?]
[Charity: Justin made Bugs totally out of character here.]
Justin: You'll see, come on gang, we'll return tomorrow for our more clues.
Wakko: How do we get there?
[Pule: Try flying.]
Justin: By walking all the way to the exit.
[Pule: (Wakko) Oh, yeah, right. Stupid question.]
Babs: Uh-oh.
[Loud: THERE IS NO ONE HERE, SO THERE IS NO REASON FOR ANY UH-OHS.]
[Toast: Maybe she read the script.]
[Charity: What script? There isn't any to begin with.]
(We fade to the Haunted Forest where is Justince Gang: Joker,
[Loud: THAT'S WHAT THESE VILLAINS ARE.]
Lex Luthor, Cheetah, Solomom Grundy, Copperhead,
[Charity: Hey, who are you calling a Copperhead?!]
Star Sapphire, and Mongul (Of course) planning for finding coupons)
[Toast: Those losers are looking for coupons too?]
Copperhead: Gotta hand it to you, if we get all the coupons before these kids, all of them will be poor.
[Pule: They got cash. What the heck would they need with stupid coupons?!]
Solomon Grundy: Excellent, now Abyss wants us to protect them from steeling it.
[Pule: Steeling it? What, Abyss afraid they turned the coupons metal?]
Star Sapphire: Yes, as long as we have those coupons, we'll be famous.
Lex Luthor: Right, and all we need to do is make the kids cry for
[Loud: THEIR MOMMYS.]
Jelly.
Joker: Splendid idea!
Buster: (V.O.) Stop right there, you fiends!
Solomon Grundy: Huh, who said that?
Mongul: I don't know, must be Draaga.
[Toast: Who's he again?]
Buster: no, it is I, Robin Hood, and I'll get the coupons back before I stop you.
[Charity: (Buster) But first, do you know where the men's room is at?]
Injustice League: NO! SHUT UP!
Buster: Darn, I gotta steal them.
Copperhead: You can't steal these coupons.
[Toast: (Copperhead) We need them to make a fire.]
Buster: Oh yeah, make me!
[Pule: (Pee-Wee Herman) We don't make rabbits, we only trained them.]
(As Buster leaps down to the ground, they looked towards him)
Cheetah: It's Robin Hood!
[Charity: We already knew that! How stupid are these villains anyhow?!]
Joker: What's he suppose to do?
Mongul: Nothing, let's get him!
[Loud: THAT IS A PRETTY CRAPPY SUGGESTION, BUT OKAY.]
(As Buster jumps, Solomon Grundy uppercuts him, then the Cheetah pounces Buster, but she missed by crawling, and Joker grabs Buster's shirt and throws him to the ground, then Mongul grabs the axe just like "War World", Buster is praying)
[Charity: Buster is getting his butt kick so many times today. That isn't a good record for him.]
Mongul: Game over, Mr. Hood.
(Then Buster shoots an arrow right at Mongul's axe and his axe flown right into the sewer)
[Pule: Sewer? There is a sewer in a forest?]
[Loud: YOU DON'T KNOW HOW STUPID JUSTIN IS GETTING.]
Mongul: Huh, what happened!
Buster: Never estimate to me!
[Loud: DON'T SELL HIM ANY ESTIMATE THEN.]
Joker: (Gasps) Lex, Lex, he's going after those coupons!
[Toast: And the jelly-filled donuts!]
Lex Luthor: Don't worry, I'll stop him.
(As Buster dashes for the coupons, he opens the bag up but Luthor stops him)
Lex Luthor: Not so fast, Mr. Hood!
Buster: Luthor.
[Loud: NO! NOT ANOTHER NAME GAME, PLEASE!]
Lex Luthor: You ain't gonna touch those coupons are you.
Bustter: Wanna bet.
[Toast: A billion dollars?]
(As Buster gets the coupons into his bag and dashes off)
Lex Luthor: What?! NO!! GET HIM!!
[Charity: That is what you are supposed to do, you oxymoron!]
(As Buster rans and rans, he tripped)
[Pule: Ha ha! Didn't get to the finish line in time. Judge gives him a 3.0.]
Joker: Where do you think you going, Mr. Hood?
[Loud: (Joker) YOU DIDN'T MEET BATMAN YET.]
Buster: I'm leaving.
[Charity: (Buster) And going back home to mother.]
(Before Buster escapes, Mongul grabs Buster's collar hardly)
Mongul: Oh no you don't Mr. Robin Hood, you're not going anywhere,
[Toast: (Mongul) But into my stomach.]
so give us all the coupons right in your bag, now!
Buster: (Grunting) Never!
Mongul: Fine, then prepare to lose badly!
Voice: Put him down!
[Pule: Who said that?]
Mongul: Cheetah, stop that.
[All: Eeew!]
Cheetah: it wasn't me.
Voice: I said PUT HIM DOWN, NOW!
[Pule: (Voice) Before I continued talking like Loud Kiddington.]
[Loud: HEY!]
Mongul: Who are you?!
(The voice turns out to be Mr. Hitcher from How I Spent My Vacation)
[Loud: WHO IS HE AGAIN?]
[Toast: Dude, he is the hitchhiker Hamton's family picked up that nearly killed Plucky.]
[Pule: That was creepy. I hid under the bed after seeing that film.]
Mr. Hitcher: You don't want to know.
[Charity: We already did.]
Mongul: (Putting Buster Down) Well then, finish him.
Buster: No wait, you don't understand but...!
[Toast: (Buster) You never do.]
Mongul: (To Mr. Hitcher) Then DESTROY HIM!!
(Then Mr. Hitcher grabs the chain saw pointing at Buster)
Mr. Hitcher: (Evil laughing) Welsh Rabbit! Heh heh heh, Bunny Burgers mmmm!]
[Toast: So the reason he is here is for a meal.]
[Charity: I guess.]
Joker: That's right, cook him!
Mr. Hitcher: Huh. (To the Injustice gang) You look kinda tasty.
Solomon Grundy: What are you doing?!
[Charity: (Mr. Hitcher) Being Hannibal, meal.]
Cheetah: We are not on the menu!
Copperhead: What kind of trick is this?!
(Mr. Hitcher revs up with his chain saw)
Lex Luthor: Run for it!!
(Then Mr. Hitcher chases the Injustice gang)
[Loud: SO IT TURNS OUT THAT THE INJUSTICE GANG IS A WHOLE BUNCH OF WUSSES.]
Mongul: Where's Draaga when you need him!!
[Pule: Not having anything to do with this film.]
(They dashed off. Then Buster checks off his list)
Buster: Coupons, check.
[Charity: (Buster) Babsy, check.]
Now onto the Jelly.
(We fade to Buster looking the front door)
Buster: The Justice hall, maybe they got Jelly here so here I come.
[Pule: Uh, the base is on the moon, right?]
[Loud: THAT'S RIGHT.]
[Pule: So wouldn't we need an air helmet, and if he doesn't, shouldn't he have his air lungs exploded right about now?]
[Charity: Could be.]
(We fade inside to the hall where the Justice LEague; Batman, Superman, Wonder Woman, Hawkgirl, Flash, Green Latern, Aquaman (Of course),
[Toast: Now wait a minute dudes, Aquaman isn't part of the group yet!]
[Pule: They musta got the cartoon confused with the comic books.]
[Loud: IT ISN'T A COMIC BOOK, IT IS A GRAPHIC NOVEL!]
[Pule: Hey, I was supposed to say that. Meanie!]
and even Ray Thompson is in it too)
[Loud: WELL, HE SHOULDN'T BE. HE CAUSED THE APOCALYPSE IN THAT OTHER WORLD GREEN LANTERN AND SOME FRIENDS OF HIS VISITED, REMEMBER?]
[Charity: Yes, we did.]
Aquaman: It's good to be in this nice place!
[Loud: (Aquaman) AND OUT OF THIS MOVIE FOR A CHANGE.]
Batman: Yeah, as long as this place doesn't get hotter.
[Pule: They moved the moon near the sun.]
Buster: (V.O.) How right you are, look up here so you can see me!
(They looked up as Buster leaps down like acrobats do)
Buster: Ta-da!
[All: (Justice League bored) Yeah, yeah. Whatever.]
Ray Thompson: Holy hostage!
[Toast: And he stole that from Robin!]
Flash: Doesn't look holy to me.
[Charity: Because they didn't get the angel from the graphic novel in the cartoon yet.]
Wonder Woman: Who are you?
[Loud: (Buster) SCOOBY-DOO!]
Buster: Robin Hood.
Hawkgirl: Really.
Green Latern: So, what do you fight?
[Charity: The studio who made this film.]
Buster: I defeated the Injustice gang.
Superman: You did.
[Toast: (Buster) Not really. How did I brought that up?]
Buster: Yes, I did.
Batman: Hard to say it's true.
Buster: O.K.
[Pule: (Buster) Its true. There, that wasn't so hard, is it?]
So what's your real names?
Batman: Bruce Wayne.
[Pule: (sarcastic) Oh, thanks for giving away the so-called secret identifies, moron.]
Superman: Clark Kent.
Flash: Wally West.
[Loud: NO RELATION TO JIM WEST.]
Wonder Woman: Diana.
[Charity: Wait, isn't she dead?]
Aquaman: Charles.
[Toast: In charge of Atlantis.]
Hawkgirl: Saran Wilson.
[Pule: If I am not mistaken, she is the daughter of MR. WILSON!!!!]
[(The others jumped back at Pule's yelling.)]
[Toast: Whoa, dude!]
Green Latern: John Stewart.
[Pule: Of the Daily Show.]
Ray: And what's your real name?
Buster: Buster Bunny.
Justice League: Buster.
[Loud: (Buster) MR. JACKSON IF YOU'RE NASTY.]
Wonder Woman: Great Hera.
Flash: Doesn't look great to me.
Green Latern: So what brings you here?
[Toast: (Buster) Apollo 13 which has a problem right now that you guys should solve.]
Buster: The kids needed Jelly so I can get to them.
[Charity: (Jan Brady) That is what people are always talking about. Jelly, jelly, jelly!]
Batman: Jelly, why didn't you say so in the first place.
Babs: (V.O.) Looking for me.
Buster: Babs, what are you doing here?
Babs: Techniquelly
[Toast: (Austin Powers) It's not cheating, baby.]
Buster, I'm not Babs Bunny.
Buster: You're not.
(Then Babs morphs into the Martin Manhunter)
Martin Manhunter: I'm Martin Manhunter, but you can call me J'onn J'onzz.
Buster: J'onn.
Flash: Well, you can admit that to him.
Buster: I need to grab some Jelly.
[Charity: Well, at least Justin didn't put in a parody of the Wolverine and Mystique moment from X2.]
[Toast: Dude, that's cool.]
Green Latern: Well, all right. (To Hawkgirl) Can you use the mace to knock the glass open.
[Pule: Shouldn't they just give him some jelly?]
Hawkgirl: My pleasure.
(Then Hawkgirl uses her mace to break the glass, she sweeps up the pieces of glass)
Buster: Wow!
[(All but Loud giggles)]
[Loud: (Green Lantern) YOU DOPE! NOW GET US ANOTHER GLASS CASE!]
Flash: Happy.
Buster: Stand back guys.
(Then Buster grabs the Jelly and
[Charity: Cut his hand in the progress.]
put it in the bag) So that's that.
[Pule: The end of this movie, I hope.]
[Loud: SADLY NO.]
Superman: Are you sure.
Buster: Yes I'm sure I got the Jelly I need, so the kids will feel happy.
[Loud: (Buster) HAPPY ENOUGH TO NOT TEAR ME TO PIECES FOR BEING IN THIS FILM FOR A WHILE.]
Aquaman: I bet you're right, Mr. Hood.
[Toast: (Buster) Well, you lost! So pay up, dude!]
Buster: Well I have to go now.
Ray: Where are you going?
Buster: Right back to the castle.
Batman: Well, good luck.
(Then Buster leaves)
Flash: Well, that was some gruel some meeting.
[Loud: (Flash) WE DIDN'T EVEN GET TO TAG ALONG. WHAT A GYP!]
Green Latern: You watched too much movies again.
[Toast: So did we, dude. So did we.]
(Flash groans)
Green Latern: It's just a figure of speech.
(We now fade to the Toons is right at the door inside Kellner's office, we see the Toons realizing that Abyss can be defeated)
[Charity: Just annoy him a little.]
Babs: Are you sure that Buster asks us want to bring all the stuff back.
[Pule: As long as he doesn't get caught by the police.]
Wakko: Of course, Babs, he will return shortly.
Yakko: Yeah, so what can we do?
Babs: Well, Roger, Jessica and I are gonna talk to him.
Slappy: Can we go?
Babs: No.
[Loud: DARN.]
Roger: So, let's go talk to that guy.
(We cut to man who is J.C. Chasez from N Sync,
[Charity: So who is he again and why is he even here to begin with?]
playing Marvel Vs. Capcom 2, and defeated the whole game)
J.C.: Ahhh, the victory is mine, the people will like me.
[Toast: Or kill me. It's their choice.]
(Then, the door knocked)
J.C.: I'll get it.
(Then J.C. turns off the game, and walking to the door and open it)
Babs: (Gasps) It's J.C. Chasez!
[Pule: Hey, how did they get there? I think they're lost.]
Roger/Jessica/Baby Herman: J.C.
Roger: Who's he?
[Pule: (Baby Herman) A guy who owes me money.]
Babs: A guy from N Sync.
J.C.: Oh my, it's the Toons.
Babs: Right.
J.C.: So, what can I do for you to talk.
[Toast: (Babs) Don't sing for one.]
Babs: Well if you don't mind, but Jamie Kellner is kidnapped.
[Charity: They just realized that now?]
J.C.: Kidnapped.
Babs: Yeah, but his men who also been kidnapped, so we need your help.
Roger: P-p-please J.C.
[Loud: WE GOT ENOUGH TROUBLE SPEAKING FROM PORKY, THANK YOU VERY MUCH.]
J.C.: I can't do that.
Baby Herman: Why not?
[Toast: (J.C.) I'm part of N'Sync.]
J.C.: Because I have guests to come in, so move along.
[Loud: (Fuzzy) AND GET OFF OF MY PROPERTY!]
(As Roger, Jessica, and Baby Herman walked out the door, Babs is still talking to J.C.)
Babs: By the way Mr. Chasez,
[Charity: (Babs) Are you taken?]
[Loud: CHARITY!]
[Charity: What? I was making fun of Babs.]
[Loud: OH. FOR A MINUTE THERE, I THOUGHT I LOST YA.]
[Charity: Don't be silly, Loud.]
have you seen Buster?
J.C.: Nope.
(She sighed, and closes the door)
J.C.: (Pressing the P.A. button) Somebody bring the guests here.
P.A.: Right away, J.C.
[Pule: Who's P.A.? J.C's brother?]
(Then the guests are turned out to be Game Show People from the past. From Match Game: Charles Nelson Reilly, Brett Somers. From Hollywood Squares: Peter Marshall.
[Charity: I rather see Martin Mull if you don't mind.]
From Let's Make a Deal:
[Loud: YOU STOP THIS MOVIE AND WE WILL GET YOU A PIZZA. IS IT A DEAL?]
Monty Hall. From Newlywed Game: Bob Eubanks. From Press Your Luck:
[Toast: Just play the game, dude.]
Peter Tomarken. From Name That Tune:
[Pule: (hums the Monkey Island theme song and stops) There, now named that tune.]
[Charity: The theme song to Monkey Island.]
[Pule: That's it! You won!]
Jim Lange. From Debt:
[Loud: THE IRS.]
Wink Martindale. From Price is Right: Bob Barker, and Rod Roddy.
[Toast: Who shoulda known better than to appeared in this crap.]
coming inside Kellner's office)
Bob Eubanks: J.C.
J.C.(V.O.) Yeah Bob.
[Pule: (Eubanks) You been hitting the booze again!]
Bob Eubanks: You look good in these tuxedos.
J.C.: Aw shucks.
[Charity: Flattery won't get you anywhere, Bob.]
Bob Barker: Hey, at least he's not wearing the nija suits.
(Rimshot)
[Loud: (J.C. laughing) WELL MATCH, MY FRIEND! THIS BETTER OF WITS IS OVER!]
J.C.: Right.
(We cut to the Toons are feeling depressed)
[Charity: Their football team lost.]
Justin: Well how did it go with J.C.
Babs: Could be better.
Justin: Oh, and J.C. invited the Game Show people into his office.
[Toast: (Justin) Who are beating him up right now.]
[Charity: Now that isn't his office. It belongs to that creep Kellner.]
[Pule: Maybe J.C. is the head of the WB now.]
[Loud: BETTER J.C. THEN KELLNER, I HAD TO SAY.]
Loud: WHAT A BUNCH OF GRUMPS!!
Daffy: They don't look like Loud.
[Loud: WHO ELSE CAN LOOK LIKE ME? MY SON IF I EVER HAD ONE WITH CHARITY?]
[(Charity blushes at this comment.)]
Justin: Well they can't do that us.
[Charity: (Justin) We're better actors.]
Axel: Dangerously
[Toast: Cheesy, dude.]
clever.
(Then Justin walks off)
Skippy: Where do you think your going?
[Pule: (Justin) To the restaurant next down the street. When guest-stars turn you down, they give you a free discount and I like to take advantage.]
Justin: I'm going to get some Peanuts, do you guys want some?
Everyone: NO!
[Pule: Besides who want that losing baseball team anyway?\
Justin: Fine, suit yourself.
[Loud: THEY HAVE TO GO TO A PROM LATER ON.]
(As Justin goin to get Peanuts, the Villans are approaching)
Hamton: Remind him to sing Kumbaya.
Plucky: Oh don't start that singing crazy again, Hamton.
[Toast: (Plucky) Save it for Oprah, dude.]
Tweety: Yeah.
Sid the Squid: A-ha! sneaking out again Toons.
Freakazoid: Cut it out!
[Charity: Boy they react quickly, didn't they?]
Sid the Squid: Get em.
Everyone: NNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Porky: P-p-put us down t-t-this istance!
(As the Toons disappeared, Justin looked shockfully wild)
Justin: OH MY ***! THEY'RE GONE!
[Toast: (Kyle) You b****rds!]
(As Justin opens the door, the people looking at Justin)
[Pule: Wish they were dead.]
Charles Nelson Reilly: Who is this guy?
[Charity: The director.]
Bret Somers: And where did he came from?
Justin: Whoa, you're the Game Show People right.
Peter Tomarken: That's right.
[Loud: YOU WIN THE GRAND PRIZE! (Makes sounds like an audience cheering)]
Justin: Can I introduce to you?
Wink Martindale: Go ahead.
Justin: Hello Rod Roddy, Mr. Announcer.
Rod Roddy: Hello.
[Charity: Hey, wasn't he the voice of Mike at Mickey's House of Mouse?]
Justin: Bob Barker.
[All: (makes dog noises)]
Bob Barker: Hiya doin.
Justin: Peter Tomarken.
Peter Tomarken: Hello.
Justin: Monty Hall.
[Toast: Brother of Monty Python.]
Monty Hall: Good to see you.
Justin: Charles and Brett, the Match Panelists.
Brett Somers: I thought you never ask.
[Loud: HE DIDN'T.]
Justin: Peter Marshall, the master of squares.
[Pule: And a lesser known celebrity than Tom Bergeron.]
Peter Marshall: Thank you.
Justin: Wink Martindale.
Wink Martindale: Nice to see you.
Justin: Bob Eubanks.
Bob Eubanks: Hello.
Justin: Jim Lange. Put em' there Jim.
[Loud: THIS IS THE TIME TO MOVE THE FURNITURE!]
Jim Lange: (Shaking Justin's hand) How are you today.
Justin: And J.C. from N Sync.
[Pule: (J.C.) You already know who I am. Did you lose that part of your memory leaving the office?!]
J.C.: Hi!
Justin: I'm so glad that you guys came.
Bob Barker: Thank you.
Justin: I need to tell you guys but I just want to say this,
[Charity: Oh, if he goes into a contestant frenzy, I'm outta here.]
THE TOONS ARE GONE!
Bob Eubanks: Gone.
[Toast: We need question marks, Justin.]
Justin: Yes, Abyss tooked them to his Dark Dungeon, before they watch 64 hours of The Telechubbies!
[Loud: WASN'T THERE A SHOW JUST LIKE THAT?]
[Toast: Dude, I rather not know.]
Peter Marshall: Make them watch The Telechubbies, I suggest that you can use the Missles to stop them from watching pre-school T.V.
[Charity: And to blow up France.]
Justin: What about the radio?
Rod Roddy: Radio won't do.
[Toast: That's it! I'm leaving!]
Justin: Thanks you guys, there's no time to lose!
[Pule: Exactly there is time to lose with Father Time involved.]
(He dashes off)
Peter Tomarken: Go get him Justin.
Jim Lange: We are sure that you can beat Abyss up.
(We fade to the Toons are hanging Upside-down
[Pule: Whoa! I know a few toons who are sick right about now.]
with Allen, Melman, and Kellner)
Babs: Huh, where are we?
Slappy: Yeah, and why are we doing upside-down?
Allen: We've been tied up for hours.
[Toast: (Allen) And they forgot that I'm supposed to be the villain in this film.]
Melman: Yeah, and Abyss and his henchmen made us lose our jobs.
[Loud: HOW? PURE STUPIDITY?]
Professor Jones: How do you know?
Melman: (Whispering Jones's ear) You don't wanna tell.
Charity: I hope Justin makes it up here.
[Charity: So I can kill him for making this movie hard to understand.]
[Toast: Dude, what the heck is going on anyway?]
[Loud: I HAD NO IDEA.]
(Fade to the front door as Justin enters the front door)
Justin: Hey it's locked, Abyss locked me out,
[Toast: Dude, why don't he check under the doormat and see what happens?!]
wait.
(Then Justin reads the note)
[Pule: (Justin read) "Dear Junkhead." Now that ain't nice!]
Justin: "Dear Justin, we are at the back door, signed Abyss"
[Charity: (Abyss's note) P.S. You are an idiot and you scared me. Ha ha ha ha ha.]
Abyss, I'm coming after you!
[Loud: (singing) WE ARE GOING TO SOLVE THIS MYSTERY!]
(As Justin enters the back door, he sees the room is unexplored)
Justin: Where am I?
[Charity: In the ladies room at Captain D's.]
(He sees the room that are Tourian-sim style)
Justin: Man, you guys left me in unexplored area.
[Toast: (Justin) Like mine.]
Oh well, I' just explore the un-explore areas until I get my hands on Abyss.
(Fade to the Toons hanging Upside-down)
Daffy: Will he ever survive?
Bugs: Yes, infact he'll be careful to not get in some trap doors.
[Pule: (Bugs) And leave us hanging. Ha! Thank you!]
Abyss: (V.O.) Ahh, it's good to see you Toons.
Charity: What do you want?
Abyss: I want to send all of my henchmen out.
[Loud: (Abyss) BUT THEY'RE PLAYING STRIP POKER RIGHT NOW.]
(Then Abyss' henchmen came out)
Lobe: Suprise!!
[Loud: (singing) HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!]
Lola: Oh dear.
Walter Wolf: I see you Toons hanging upside-down.
Allen: Can't you get us down.
Sid the Squid: No!
[Pule: (Allen) Okay, I was just asking!]
Roddy: Why not?
Dr. Laura: Because...
[Charity: (Dr. Laura) We are idiots with no lives, have to work with a dummy for a villain, and have to starred in this movie.]
(Commercial)