SFAH: Dumb things to ask for when a genie grants you 3 wishes

[Brandon Pierce]

"Uhhh... I wish I had a horseshoe, a rabbit's foot, and a loaf of garlic bread."

[Samurai Karasu]

I wish I had one potato....now I wish I had 2 potatos now I wish I had no potatos....WAH NO POTATOS FOR ME

[TimTwoFace]

"I wish I never found this stupid lamp!"

[Sue_Jackson]

"I wish I were a slob, a dumb-ass, and a moran." -__-;

[pabcool]

I wish I chose my wishes better.

[Tyra]

^__^;;; This ones kinda stupid...and embarrassing in a way!

I wish for a hamburger, I wish for some fries, and I wish for a drink!


or

I wish for a hot dog in a bun, I wish for some ketchup and mustard to go on it, and I wish for a napkin

[Red]

I wish I had a genie

[TWinPA]

"I wish for... crap, I forgot!"
"I wish you would leave me alone!!"
"Oh, I wish I were an Oscar Meyer weiner..."

[ProdigyCube]

I wish we could just be friends.

[Rune]

I wish I could play the kazoo

[samurai_miaka]

I wish for a pink pony because I've ALWAYS WANTED ONE!
I wish for World Peace.

[Beat]

O.k. I want a 2 cokes and a bag of chips.

[Feslmogh]

I wish I had only just one wish. :brak:

[The Landstander]

I wish for a 2nd season of Ripping Friends, new episodes of Butt Ugly Martians, and more Rugrats movies.

[StarScream64]

"I wish for the end of world hunger. *everybody hungry keels over* Oops..."

[Toon Capone]

I would wish for a burrito, a black and white television and new episodes of Hammerman and The New Kids On The Block. :D

[Tyra]

You know... I bet if you said; "Wish..." just once for a whole lot of stuff... You'd still get two more wishes left, because you didn't say I wish two more times, only once!

[Danielle]

"I wish to go 5 minutes back in time!"

Think about it for a bit. :D

[Nin-Nin69]

I wish all the foreigners went away.
*genie disapears*

[Matthew Hunter]

I wish I had Martha Stewart as my stockbroker!
-Matthew

[Averager]

I wish that there was nothing on Cartoon Network except for DBZ and Scooby Doo

[Lucky Bob]

A talkin' monkey!


I have my reasons.

[Wanted]

I wish that ReBoot had aired on Nickelodeon.
I wish for a Baby Looney Tunes marathon.
I wish I was 500 years old.

[Mike Spartz]

I wish I was dead...[Genie kills you]