And what have we learned from Adult Swim.....

[Solitude1]

Here's the few things I've learned from watching Adult Swim:

1. The bumpers between shows REALLY do matter.

2. Adult Swim would be nothing without Cowboy Bebop.

3. Yu Yu Hakusho proves Funi can make an awesome dub.

4. Trying to talk to a shake, burger, and fries in McDonald's will make people stare at you.

5. Kicking soccer balls at people is wrong....yet fun.

6. WS is not homophobic. (Mission Hill)

7. CN is making up for FOX's failures.

8. I actually looked forward to Saturday nights....

9. I'm not the only one that fell asleep during Gundum 0083.

10. Most people don't like Pilot Candidate or Reign. I do though.

11. AOL has a new verion called 7.0

12. Juicy Fruit is good for older women.

I think that's it for now.

Later.

[livingfruitvirus]

13. Yaffa stacks floor to ceiling like a skyscraper.

14. Unlike Toonami, editing standards CAN SIGNIFICANTLY LOOSEN over time.

[The_Caucasian]

15. Snapple bottles have personalities too.

16. Atlanta did not get the Cowboy Bebop movie.

17. COB

[Amano Ginji]

18. Vash's "OTHER" name is Trigun.

[The Landstander]

19. TXT MSGING IZ AWESOME

20. Soccer coaches are pitiful people

21. Show Content > Animation Quality

22. John K. has lost "it"

[DemonKrowno]

23.cancelled shows can make a profit

[JDuncan]

24. The moon rules.
25. If you fill a message board with vapid idiots and no moderation it will go to hell in a handbasket.

[Nik Jam]

26. Never trust a schedule until the weekend before the schedule is supposed to air.

[TnAdct1]

27. Don't leave things in the fridge.

Joe Klemm

[Caffeine King]

25. it will go to hell in a handbasket.
I love that saying. :)

28. You can't make a kid's cartoon into a mature, adult cartoon by giving it a TV PG rating.

[Coollead]

29. Blue Gender is blue meets gender.

[sl4]

30. Always, always, ALWAYS dial down the center.

Okay, now, Coollead, just change yours to 29.

[livingfruitvirus]

oops. two 28s

[SpaceCowboy]

31. MTV and Regis Philbin are not good for you.

EDIT: Thanks superloud

[The_Dominion]

33. AOL has a new version 8.0

[Aurochs]

24. The moon rules.

#1.

.......

[SNS]

14. Unlike Toonami, editing standards CAN SIGNIFICANTLY LOOSEN over time.

What are you talking about?? Toonami editing standards have loosened, Yu Yu Hakusho & Rurouni Kenshin have gotten away with a lot of stuff.

[sl4]

32. MTV and Regis Philbin are not good for you.

...you mean 31?

[DianaGohan]

33. Dogs are not hatched from eggs.

34. When escaping from Jail, make sure you do not have a sample of your hair taken and put in a killer shark robot and/or rob the same bank after you break out that you robbed that got you thrown in jail.

35. Priests are not as holy as they make you think.

[John Miles]

No one ever did a 31, so I'll take care of it.

31. You can not mow a law with matches.

[The Drizzle]

36. In the future, owls are major pests.

37. Men in thongs = bad.

38. Never name your kid "Knives."

39. Snakes are bad birthday gifts.

40. Sealab explodes. A lot.

[JShaggy]

41. What is The Matrix? There is no Matrix. Drink more Powerade.

42. Laser makes bone. Bone makes foot. So, laser makes foot. (It doesn't sound right, I know.)

43. Don't crash your ship into the giant TV (futurama).

44. Black and white cards are addictive.

45. You Drink & Drive, You Lose (a tennesse COB).

[Sir Lucius]

46. Eating babies isn't a very modest proposal.

[Majin Buu]

47. Extraterrestial Lobsters don't make good doctors.

48. Be sure to check your closet daily for evil monkies.

49. Coach McGuirk, Ed, Dr. Zoidberg, Stewie, Miroku, and Vash > j00!

[Meson]

50. The KISS concept works, even on tv.

[anime_guru]

51. They are real...ya know...
52. Never eat bad mushrooms
53. Just bell peppers does not make bell peppers and beef.

[jeffrey 228]

54. Inu Yasha becomes very popular over Night when mosat of the show is unedited/uncut.

55. A TV 14 with SV works for wonders for some anime, even WS related shows

[Solitude1]

55. Always watch out for perverted monks.

56. All adult swim action heroes must have cool hair.

57. Trying to attach a gun to your hand is very difficult....and very painful.

58. Washed up superheros & villians always get their own shows.

59. WS likes Fujiko.

60. Hurting little fox demons is wrong.

[Jaguar]

61. Hup! Hup! Hup! Hup!
62. There's NEVER been a better time to try AOL.
63. They did a wonderful job of *beep*ing us.
64. It took a VERY long time to do the Futurama opening.
65. [brackets and lowercase around the block's name are cool]

[rad ed hologram]

66. No matter what the money is alaways gone before you can even think about using it.

[Aurochs]

67. Satanists have a million dollars on hand to buy cursed houses inhabbited by cybernetic ghosts of Christmas Past from the future.

[PowerZord]

68: shows called home movies are not adult and they get borin after 5eps

[Aurochs]

68: shows called home movies are not adult and they get borin after 5eps

Hey, there's another active topic on this board dedicated to expressing your opinions about Adult Swim shows. Don't bring your negative energy into a joke topic. A lot of people like Home Movies.

[The Landstander]

69. powerzord is missing out on some excellent television

70. It's nearly impossible to visit forums and not have the ending of Cowboy Bebop ruined for you

[Someguy11]

71.WS likes Fooly Cooly(A sign of things to come?).

[shoujoaifan]

72. No matter what, all shall subcomb to the glory that is Ed.

73. Priests, be it by magic or guns, can kick ass.

74. Priests are people too and thus are not perfect...although that doesn't exuse perversion.

[Space Coaster]

75. Never get a tattoo of The Laughing Cow no matter how much you enjoy the cheese.

76. Your mom might suddenly have a British accent after a mini-vacation.

77. Natural gas may cause you to sand your face off.

78. If your robot body can't break the five-foot barrier, it can't be a brain surgeon.

79. You have to go to bending school to become a bender

[Mynd Hed]

68: shows called home movies are not adult and they get borin after 5eps

80.) Statements like this coming from people whose profiles proclaim them to be 17 (which is not considered adult in THIS country anyway, I'm not sure what Puerto Rico's laws are like though) and who type like they're 13 are funny.

[JDuncan]

81. If you place someone in a freshly painted closet, you will erase their mind.

[WingZombie38]

68: shows called home movies are not adult and they get borin after 5eps
I must be the only one who doesn't mind you saying that. And I do like HM. What's with everyone taking offense to that? The topic is what has been learned and that's what he did learn. Are you telling me that we can only post as a collective for what is expected to say? What about this posted by Neon Invader X
37. Men in thongs = bad. That was an opinion and it wasn't blasted at like powerzord's opinion. I don't agree with what Neon Invader said and I would not have pointed it out if powerzord's post wasn't pointed out. It's also pretty low to point to grammar in my opinion. I can name a bunch of posters with worse grammar.

82. One's an innie and one's an outie.

[DarkMaster]

83. melfina wins the biggest breasts award. Gene and Jim ESPECIALLY thank the shows creators.

84. Here comes speed racer or lupin and fujiko on wheels.

85.Inspector zenigata still holds the world record for saying "Cr*p"

86. ALWAYS CHEAT if your bad at fighting demons with a bow and arrow.

87.Never drop an egg, on your crotch. It's bad.

88.Women gone wild OVER inuyasha

89.Hey how come i only get two bushes to cover my thighs? on second thought inuyasha, that could be a good thing.

[Aurochs]

I must be the only one who doesn't mind you saying that. And I do like HM. What's with everyone taking offense to that? The topic is what has been learned and that's what he did learn. Are you telling me that we can only post as a collective for what is expected to say? What about this posted by Neon Invader X That was an opinion and it wasn't blasted at like powerzord's opinion. I don't agree with what Neon Invader said and I would not have pointed it out if powerzord's post wasn't pointed out. It's also pretty low to point to grammar in my opinion. I can name a bunch of posters with worse grammar.

Neon Invader X's post was a joke, as is every post in this topic. All this guy did was post ".^8 OMG HOEMN MUVIS SUX0R!!!!1*" in an intentionally abusive way. It ruined the spirit of this topic, which is light-hearted. If Neon Invader X made a post saying ".37 RAIN SI FAG0RT SOEW B CUZ TI TAEKZ PALCS NI HOMO GREASE!!!!1" then yes, I would have gotten mad at him, even though I don't particularly care for Reign. But all he did was make a wisecrack. This other guy just used this as an opportunity to insult and flame a show. And yes, I've seen worse grammar, but that doesn't excuse his grammar. That'd be like excusing somebody for killing someone because I've seen people kill more people. OK, it's inapt to equate bad grammar and spelling to homicide, but still...

*Intentionally exaggerated

[Thundercleese]

90. A shark on whiskey is mighty risky, but a shark on beer is a beer engineer

91. Bears dont like Ally McBeal(Family Guy- And the wiener is)

[Beat]

92. The French infatuation with Jerry Lewis is beyond explanation.

93. Thieves teamed with big breasted women, samurai, and gunmen are way funnier than people stuck underneath the sea.

[painaxl]

94. You can order a mail-order bride, but you can't make her look at you.
95. There is nothing funny about the word "monkeys"
96. Exema of the head is called cradlepap (sp)
97. The barber shop wasn't a good place to get your haircut or for witty banter.
98. Everything gets married, even animals and spiders.
99. Um... Your son is a moron!!!

[DianaGohan]

100. Nothing is impossible, as scientists always try to prove otherwise.

101. If you have a roomate, make sure he is not a mad scientist inventor with a knack for inventing the craziest of objects. You could end up a porkchop hybrid.

102. It's "Laugh and cry" no "f'n cry".

103. Don't drop the soap if you go to prison.

104. Do not fall down you're well unless it can transport you to fuedal japan.

[Artemis]

69. powerzord is missing out on some excellent television



105. So is the Landstander with certain anime shows.

106. Always check your closet for evil monkeys.

107. Time is a concept not worth thinking about.

[Andy Mancini]

108. One can always expirience a flashback by muttering the line "This is just like the time that I..."

109. In a pinch, one can easily find a mask of anyone, no matter how obscure or ugly.

110. Professional wrestling is real, while boxing is fake.

111. No matter how hard she tries, Betty will never be fully able to fully "pull up".

112. The word "ye" is used quite often by village elders in feudal Japan.

113. Despite the fact there is a roughly 700 year time gap between the feudal and modern eras of Japan, there is absolutely no language barrier between the citizens of these two times.

114. Killing makes Rem cry.

115. No matter how much Meryl tries to deny it, "that idiot" was, is and will always be Vash the Stampede.

116. People paralyzed from the waist down can do just as much, if not more, than people who aren't.

117. The main hobby of the residents of Planet Gunsmoke is making, fixing, and shooting guns.

118. No matter how hard one tries, one can't save everybody.

119. Bill Gates has a Stretch Armstrong that "stretches until next week".

[moreysurf8]

120. The Highlander was a documentary and it was shot in real time.

[sl4]

121. Sharks explode because their brains and sex organs are sometimes M80s.

[The Landstander]

105. So is the Landstander with certain anime shows.

Eh. In my defense, I gave all of the shows a chance, but the only ones that really clicked was Bebop and Lupin.

122. Other networks have cancelled perfectly fine shows

123. An underwater research station can explode many times and be quickly rebuilt

124. Earth is The Moon's moon

[Nik Jam]

right.
125. There is ALWAYS another way

[bassist]

You best be fixing that number nikjam...

126. If I eat, I won't have room for Marduk inside me.

127. You can make money with the power of self... and gambling...

128. Zorak is a mantis!

129. Mango Reinhardt is the thinking man's pop.

130. Sometimes, Bob Odinkirk thinks his name is Baw Bodinkirk.

131. Never wack off while tending the till of a convience store.

132. Never get between a 3rd grader and the nurse he has a crush on.

133. Not everyone is Alvian, so respect the Krebbish.

134. If you like being scared, and are afraid of heights, use the upstairs bathroom.

[Aurochs]

135. Fridays and Saturdays suck

136. Family Guy is actually a good show.

137. It's bad if a chicken bites you.

[Peter Puppy]

138. Matt Groening thinks Samurai Jack has great animation (?????)

139. The Ripping Friends may never succeed

140. Alexander the Great wore very tight spandex

141. Axl Rose's biggest fans are glucose products

[JDuncan]

126. If I eat, I won't have room for Marduk inside me.
142. Marduk desires not the barren wasteland of your desecrated viscera.

[drippynmeatwad]

143. Only one lick of toad can land you in the middle of the Rhode Island State Prison

144. Moms and Spring Break don't mix.

145. If you don't want to lose your house, don't become a fisherman.

146. Not a lot of people enjoy a deformed family.

[Bogey B]

147.hunger is the best spice.

[JShaggy]

148. Easy come, easy go, especially for Faye Valentine.

149. When Ed gets electrocuted, she doesn't die.

150. One of Spike's eyes is fake while the other one is real; therefore he sees the past in one eye, and the present in the other eye.

[Zorak Masaki]

151. With a foreigner belt, you too can be a small scale dark scheider

152. ONION BURST IS MADE FROM PEOPLE!

153. Quick Draw McGraw is a coward

154. Its not a good idea to play with inu-yasha's ears

155. Even catgirls cant save certain animes

156. Gopher moats wont stop bears

[Karl Olson]

151. Just because you get shot repeatedly, then "sworded", then fall from height of atleast 2-3 stories, doesn't mean you can't live for atleast another 21 episodes.

152. Loverboy always has and always will suck according people whose main residents on the moon.

153. New Jersey is an odd, odd place.

[The_Caucasian]

154. In the end, everything tastes like chicken. And chicken tastes good.

[Solitude1]

155. The Flintstones ain't got nothin' on The Griffins.

156. Priests + Guns= Cool

157. Telling your mother "Sit Boy", is not a good idea....

158. Yu Yu Hakusho is missed yet remembered.....

159. Adult Swim is in due of some Music Videos....

160. After watching Stewie on Family Guy, I'm getting second thoughts on having kids.

161. Brian is much more sophisticated than Scooby. I wish I had a dog like him...

162. Cowboy Bebop has one of the best soundtracks for an anime series. Period.

Later.

[Zorak Masaki]

157. Posts by members named "zorak masaki" are ignored

158. Ted Turner is lying when he blinks twice

159. The devil holds fiddling contests

160. George Washington was evil!

161. Yoko Kanno is the greatest Japanese musician ever

162. Robots can go to Heaven

[Artemis]

163. Gogeta copycats aren't funny

164. It's fun to remember that time when (insert random event here)

165. Donuts are damn good

166. The year 2021 should be feared.

165. Spike Spiegal is willing to eat a cigarette, poker chip, a liquified lizard, and mushrooms he finds laying around yet he will complain about Jet's cooking.

[Thundercleese]

163. A good way to find out the flavor of something is to spray it directly into your eyes

164. People who care for physical comedy enough to put themselves and their families at risk ar the people why buy novelty fire extinguisher

165. Brownies found on the subway are the best ones to find.

[Thundercleese]

166. A smal lcomputer no bigger about the size of a gameboy can be used to overpower and control an entire ship.

167. Now it was like 3 days, not a week.

[Demon_Child]

168:Big boomerangs make nice weapons
169:Half-demons have all the fun
169:If your dead ex-girlfrriend is brought back to life run away, far away
170:Blackmail works
171:"Sometimes a falsehood is the expedient path."

[Solitude1]

HEY! If a Moderator could straighten the list numbers out when they are missing or posted twice, I would appreciate it. :)

THANKS!

Later.

[TnAdct1]

172. HESH WANTS SEX!!!!

173. Dracula is dead and buried in Memphis.

174. Don't feed your pet goldfish three hams.

175. Char is WAY cooler than Amuro.

176. A good OP doesn't mean that the show is going to be any good.

177. Never advertise a family network by showing angry ticks coming out of a rabbit's nipples.

178. Be happy, even if someone's anus is bleeding.

179. There are definitely much geekier fanboys than me.

Joe Klemm

[livingfruitvirus]

177. Never advertise a family network by showing angry ticks coming out of a rabbit's nipples.

178. Be happy, even if someone's anus is bleeding.

i guess since that never aired on AS, they never taught us that. :(

[The Landstander]

180. The ordering of a good thread on an AS Forum will get messed up eventually.

181. Fred Flintstone and Tony Soprano are more alike than we may realize.

182. When eating a fellow animal at the zoo, do not start at the throat, for it will block any chance of the animal telling you to start.

183. A board without moderation is barely a board at all.

184. Insomnia may be tough, but that doesn't mean you can't make money off it.

185. I, Joe "The Landstander" O'Connell, am the official king of the game "Look Alive!".

186. Stimutacs are fun and good for you, not to mention 99% Kelp.

187. Only wake mummys if you have a lot of time and money to waste.

188. Rap music by spiders often has disturbing underlying messages.

189. Flexo is a jerk....nah I'm just kidding, he's cool.

190. Gogeta copycats aren't funny...needed to be said twice.

191. Matt Wilson is always right...except on Family Guy! HE WAS WRONG THEN! HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

192. "Rejected" lives up to its name.

[Mynd Hed]

156. Gopher moats wont stop bears

Good one. I would have said that, but... oh wait, I already knew that. That's YOUR lesson.

(-:

[Peter Puppy]

193. The day Captain Linger saves may be his own

194. Precious Pup is far more disgruntled than one would think

195. Aquaman loves to dance in random locations

[TnAdct1]

196. Don't kill strippers.

197. Sci-fi fans and ren fest players have be fighting for at least a thousand years.

198. Death either has the voice of one of the hosts of the Man Show or is actually a kawaii turquoise-haired girl who rides an oar.

Joe Klemm

[Karl Olson]

199. Our 3 dimentions are cute. The mooninites have 5.... thousand. Yes 5,000.

200. Do not question the previous fact.

201. Beware of the corn of Dr. Weird.

[bassist]

186. Stimutacs are fun and good for you, not to mention 99% Kelp.202. Kelp is crap.

203. It's not your fault... people die... but it's nice that you brought it up.

204. Mars is wild and untamed. I'm forming a cadre of Martian Knights, charged with enforcing Martian law, so who's ready to beat some ass?

205. This is a Saturday, which means no school, which mean you're trespassing on school grounds!

206. Mercury is the sweetest of the transition metals.

207. Yah, danken von hymen schiester.

208. Slim had that big fella in a figure four leg lock. It was so perfect it was almost erotic. Anna fell in love with him right then and there. That's the power of that particular move, the figure four.

209. Chubby Cox is gonna be a household name one of these days.

[Disco Pete]

210. Spike doesn't like Kids, Animals, or Women With Attitudes.

211. When crossing a desert moon, it's best to go barefoot. (Bebop - Mushroom Samba)

212. When in doubt, ask the cowardly flea. He usually has the answers you seek about Dad, big bro, your sword, your ex's jewel, and that weird thing with the kiddie souls.

213. Remember: ONE Cross Punisher beats TWO Angel Arms. (Trigun - Under the Sky so Blue)

214. Remember to check your chin for your... umm... man-sack.

[mpbrulz]

215. Grizzlebees delivers!

[Ombaoojiebaseo]

216- Shampoo will play you for the fool.

[SpaceCowboy]

217. Faye eats dog food when there is nothing else to eat.

218. Adding '90s references to an anime made in the '70s can be prone to annoy some.

219. Fujiko is Japanese, even though she doesn't look it.

220. Lupin can fool anybody with his disguises, even the audience.

221. Peter's nudity is the most disturbing thing I've seen on TV.

[ClockStomper]

222. People will complain Yu Yu Hakusho and Home Movies aren't "Adult", ignoring the existance of "The Ripping Friends".

223. Stuff between [] is always in lowercase.

224. The sexuality of homicidal toddlers varies per episode

225. 4 out of 5 experts agree that Kagome is hot

Sorry, that last one kind of slipped out...

[SeiferA]

226: Apparantly, Dr. Quinn is looking for Gus in a pre-made episode of Sealab.

227: The creators of Space Ghost C2C have wasted 6 months making one episode trying to figure out how to run over Zorak (see the movies section on the site)

228: The Wonder Twins KILL people instead of saving them.

229: Adult Swim bumpers are evil to people trying to sleep.

[SeiferA]

225. 4 out of 5 experts agree that Kagome is hot



230: However, those same 4 out of 5 agree that Kagome has an annoying voice in the dub.

[DianaGohan]

231. Tails enabled the ancient dinosaurs the ability to fly.

232. Food can be you're friend or food can be you're foe, but if you eat too much of it to heaven you will go (unless you're evil, then you're going to hell).

233. If you're a little girl who once hated you're mother, Hell is an empty void that grows into a fiery pit.

234. If you're a bending robot that became too evil, Hell is a place of uptempo singing and being tortured by the robot devil.

235. If you're a 8 foot tall insane rapping spider wearing a diaper, Hell is where Heavy Metal Speed Rock rules.

236. Even if you're Superman, you'll go to hell when you rip apart a hooker like a phone booth when she makes a crack about you being the fastest man alive.

237. Do not let you're ex-girlfriend whose been dead for 50 years drag you to hell in front of her reincarnated soul.

238. Do not send someone to hell by putting a teslacoil in they're tub if you're standing right next to it.

239. There are many versions of hell, depending on you're series envisions it and how the character enters it.

[Thundercleese]

240. All the sorortity girls are really running for the plantanes section, stop with thiiiis

[Andy Mancini]

241. Whatever you do, do not feed a goldfish three hams.

242. According to Kid and Play, "Tinfins" is a movie that will "really get you some ass."

243. As their base, Arsene Lupin III and Vash the Stampede are the exact same character.

244. No matter how hard he tries, Carl will never stop Master Shake from using his pool.

245. John Williams does the soundtracks to porn movies in his spare time.

246. In the year 3000, people will remember pop culture trends, events, and celeberties just as well as we do today.

[TnAdct1]

247. You can easily sneak weapons pass airport security just by singing some showtunes. (cut scene from Family Guy)

248. Never go to a resort that is reccommended by Dr. Zoidburg.

249. The original East Coast ending to "War is the H-Word" is better than the actual ending.

250. The bun is in your mind.

251. Men can have breasts too.

252. In every town, there's at least one black cat who goes "Nyah".

253. Never leave an evil mantis at St. Peter's Square.

254. Satan looks a lot like Yogi Bear.

255. Unless you want a severe beating, do not turn Bubbles' hair into meat. (from the President's Day Nightmare episode of SG:CtC, so it counts as an Adult Swim lesson)

Joe Klemm

[Arxane]

256. Santa Claus is friends with Jesus

[Aurochs]

161. Yoko Kanno is the greatest Japanese musician ever

No, she's the greatest musician period.


226: Apparantly, Dr. Quinn is looking for Gus in a pre-made episode of Sealab.

That clip is from the episode "Predator".

[Mynd Hed]

204. Mars is wild and untamed. I'm forming a cadre of Martian Knights, charged with enforcing Martian law, so who's ready to beat some ass?

Mars IS wild and untamed, but a cadre of Martian Knights is not necessary to keep the peace, because as we see:

257.) All it takes is one little green man whose body is supported by a system of fluid-filled bladders and who has a way with the mighty buggalo to protect an entire hemisphere of Mars.

So really all we have to do is clone him, and the whole planet should be good. (-:

[Thundercleese]

258. Jesus is a giant lobster

259. In the future Uranus will be changed to Urrectum

[Peter Puppy]

260. Sex with another man is good at getting out wine stains

261. Luke Perry and Adam West are secretly lovers

262. Brak is friends with the Nestea snowman/skeleton

263. No tea parties allowed

264. Chameleons enjoy going to bars

265. The news anchor from Brak Presents the Brak Show Starring Brak still exists, except his voice is considerably less deeper and he lives in a plant pot

266. The Powerpuff Girl episode "Knock it Off" was better suited for Adult Swim

[Andy Mancini]

267. Adam West is a man who loves his taffy.

[Seiken Izumi]

268. Don't be like Peter Griffin and make fun of boys with dead mothers

269. Toonami fanatics and Adult Swim fanatics should stay far away from each other, both in person and on forums

270. In the mind of Peter Griffin, it's ok for an angel to kill the Devil.

271. 5 out of 5 experts agree that Faye is hot.

272. You can get arrested for running in front of a lethal injection facility, standing in front of the man with the needle and saying "no one has the right to take the life of another"

273. According to Jay Leno, Osama bin Laden likes big butts.

[Bebop Blues]

274. Dont take off Bebop

[SpaceCowboy]

275. In 2071, people will live on Mars and abondon Earth.

276. Kudos to Williams Street for replacing the erroneus "18 & Up" warning with a more appropiate "Parental Advisory".

277. Back in the '70s, Italy was known as "Itary". (Lupin III)

278. Swimmers can eat pimetto cheese in the pool.

279. English, Spanish, Chinese, and Japanese are most widely spoken in the Bebop universe.

280. If you decide to fight a captured insurance lady, you will see "white angels".

281. Brak's parents had no idea that their son was a space villan in an old Hanna Barberra cartoon.

[Aurochs]

274. Dont take off Bebop



276. Kudos to Williams Street for replacing the erroneus "18 & Up" warning with a more appropiate "Parental Advisory".

Not to sound anal retentive, but those aren't really "lessons we've learned from Adult Swim", they're just general statements.


275. In 2071, people will live on Mars and abondon Earth.

People will still live on Earth, it's community is just a tad dilapidated.

[Beat]

282. The wonder twins truly are useless.

283. Pilot Candidate nonwithstanding, Williams Street has good taste.

284. 90's refrences in 70's TV shows are funny 60% of the time, annoying 40%.

285. People curse when they have colds. (coughasswipecough)

[SeiferA]

286: Whatever the Fonz thinks is cool, you should think it's cool.

287: Eric Estrada apparantly loves to relive his glory days with the videogame version of CHiPs, when taking a break (Side note: I HATE that they canned the real game...)

288: All hackers are, in the end, just little red headed kids.

289: Horses can explode.

290: The Kool Aid Man doesn't have the respect he once had.

291: Turtle Face is really a Chicken.

[SpaceCowboy]

292. WS probably likes Cowboy Bebop as much as I do.

293. You can squwish an elderly flea as much as you want and he will still live.

294. Never let your grandfather think up diseases for when you are away in the feudal era.

295. Small foxboys have more logic than half-human/half-dog demons.

[JDuncan]

296: It's (apparently) possible to watch Adult Swim, nightly, without a TV or VCR.

[DianaGohan]

297. If you're stuck in the future and want to get back to the past, all you have to do is freeze yourself and you'll be back.

298. Williams Street has been hanging around these forums more then we think.

299. Futurama was originally called "Aloha Mars".

300. Apparently, people like action scif fi comedey action dramas and parodies of you're regular sitcoms then they do old talk show comedians.

[Peter Puppy]

Actually, Itary is how the country's name is pronounced in Japanese, Space Cowboy. Just saying in case you didn't know, though I'm assuming you do.



301. You'll wish/worry you had less fun at Grizzlebee's

302. "Open Sesame" doesn't work on women

[TnAdct1]

283. Pilot Candidate nonwithstanding, Williams Street has good taste.

303. Also include The Groovians to the small list of mistakes Adult Swim has made.

Joe Klemm
200 Posts and Counting :D :D :D

[Solitude1]

304. Talking like Quagmire is really easy to do. Example:


Joe Klemm
200 Posts and Counting

ALL RIGHT!

305. When a new show is premiering, WS makes sweet promos for it.

306. Making a huge boomerang out of paper mache is really hard.

307. Calling your cat Kiara will get you ignored.

308. It dosen't hurt to wish for that one cancelled show you want to see again. It may revive on AS.

309. VCR's are an AS fan favorite tool.

310. TV's as well.

Later.

[Tim Vee]

311. Instinct and product placement seperate us from the animals.

312. Don't screw with the Lucky Mug.

313. Anyone can be anything they want to be (except for Sasquatches).

314. The monarch butterfly has a deadly sting and spins webs.

315. You have to desecrate a mummy completely or they'll come back to life.

316. Your roommates are the only thing keeping you from becoming a pimp and killing your fat neighbor.

317. The Europeans have to unhinge their jaw to show love.

318. Rappin' Space Goblins and evil mantises with ray guns do not a good combination make.

319. The same goes for superhero attorneys and bald guys with shrink guns.

320. Teeth are for gay people (why do you think fairies collect them?).

321. Babies come from machines.

322. If you eat someone's heart, you gain their rich, tasty courage.

323. The skull implant comes in a decorative tin.

324. Giant talking Jesus statues, lobster Jesus, and Jesus-zilla are A-OK, but "Sweet Jesus!" is most definitely NOT.

325. Candy addiction is a serious problem.

[turbomog007]

326. Death did stuff he wasn't so proud of durring his collage years.
327. the hammer game is the best game ever

[SpaceCowboy]

328. People from the Carribean have Indian accents.

329. Environmentalists can also be terrorists.

[Tyra]

330: Don't impersonate your idol/hero, you might get yourself beaten up by his best friend!

331: Make an impressive speach on puberty/rights/wrongs when people laugh at your brother or friend, for looking at porn while boys steal out of the stor he or she is working at (and getting trapped in the bathroom and cause a fire trying to burn the evidence), in court....and win!

332: Set porn magazines on fire when people steal from your store, so you came put the blame on them even more?

333: Don't take over a talk show host's show, or he'll never leave you alone!

[TnAdct1]

334. Uh Oh!

Joe Klemm

[Rabbiterose]

:dot:

335: Never talk about A Modest Proposal to women who desperately want to have a baby.

336: Keep the door closed and always keep an eye on your neighbors' cat while petsitting.

337: And if that fails, just stick with something smaller like a mouse.

338: And if that fails, maybe you should stick to keeping a plant.

339: "Making Cotton Candy" is another term for euthanasia.

340: If you a young, single, male high school student, then women from another world will one day crash to where you live and fight over you.

341: Guns don't kill people, psychotic men with psychokinesis and a twisted sense of the value of human life kill people.

342: The dogs dog-demons change into are very, very fluffy.

343: Don't fight over the rare Boba Fett figurine with your friends. You might just break it.

[Majin_Megabyte]

344. Quegmire hits on alot of women.
345. Old hag's training could give you nightmare for years.
346. Never to interfere an Ayeka Vs. Ryoko fight.
347. Most AS fans hates Byakoo the white tiger.
348. It's fun to drink until The Statue of Liberty get topless.

[Aurochs]

349. Guns don't kill people, dangerous minorities kill people. (Don't call me a racist, I'm just quoting from the NRA satire from Family Guy)

350. Lenin and the CCCP are still intact, but giant teddy bears can dismantle the government.

[Beat]

334. Uh Oh!

Joe Klemm

351. Uh oh!
352. Uh oh!
353. Uh oh!
354. Never piss off Debbie.

[candy17]

324. Giant talking Jesus statues, lobster Jesus, and Jesus-zilla are A-OK, but "Sweet Jesus!" is most definitely NOT.

355. What about "Holy zombie's Jesus?" That ain't allowed either.

356. Neither is calling a British shopkeeper a kraut.

357. Lupin is a good cartoon, despite its cheap 1970's animation. It's charm lies within the characters, the corniness, and the dubbed version where the dialogue is updated.

358. Vash the Stampede is a cutie and Trigun is a very good show.

359. Reign sucks royally. The only thing good about it was that it looks like Aeon Flux (that cartoon on MTV) and I remember/love that cartoon along with Beavis and Butthead, Daria, Liquid Television, Cartoon Sushi, 3 South, and Clone High.

360. Pilot Candidate just plain sucks, edited version or not.

361. Cowboy Bebop, Yu-Yu Hakusho, and Lupin III have re-affirmed my belief that cartoons aren't kiddie, Looney Tunes/Tom and Jerry wannabes (the Cartoon Cartoons have taught me this too, but that's another story).

362. FOX's loss is CN's gain as two of its most underrated shows--Futurama and Family Guy--live on in reruns on CN (and DVD).

363. SeaLab 2021 is still as demented and hilarious as it was when I first watched it.

364. As is Harvey Birdman.

365. The best quotes for signatures on Toon Zone come from Cowboy Bebop, Lupin the III, Home Movies, and the other AS shows.

366. The Ripping Friends would have been better outside of AS (not outside of Cartoon Network, just outside of AS).

367. Outlaw Star would have been better if it were edited for AS.

368. As long as Adult Swim has Cowboy Bebop, Home Movies, and the Williams Street shows, Adult Swim will never die.

[Mynd Hed]

369.) A good eighty to ninety percent of people who make unqualified comments about how much Reign sucks are simply too ignorant of ancient history and philosophy to appreciate it.

[ClockStomper]

370. Most people were unaware that aliens, magic and thongs were common in ancient Greek and Roman soceity.

[Majin_Megabyte]

371. Never give your pet animals cocanie or they go insane.
372. Don't ever take beer to an kid's brithday.
373. Desgiuise as Inspector Zenegeta is easy to tick off the real one.
374. Walt Diseny, and Mr. Rogers are the sickist preverts in life.

[sl4]

I compiled the most coherent ones into an organized list...

1. The bumpers between shows REALLY do matter.
2. Adult Swim would be nothing without Cowboy Bebop.
3. Yu Yu Hakusho proves Funi can make an awesome dub.
4. Trying to talk to a shake, burger, and fries in McDonald's will make people stare at you.
5. Kicking soccer balls at people is wrong....yet fun.
6. Mission Hill proves that Williams Street is not homophobic.
7. CN is making up for FOX's failures.
8. I actually looked forward to Saturday nights...
9. I'm not the only one that fell asleep during Gundum 0083.
10. Most people don't like Pilot Candidate or Reign. I do though.
11. AOL has a new verion called 7.0
12. Juicy Fruit is good for older women.
13. Yaffa stacks floor to ceiling like a skyscraper.
14. Snapple bottles have personalities too.
15. Atlanta did not get the Cowboy Bebop movie.
16. COB
17. Vash's "OTHER" name is Trigun.
18. TXT MSGING IZ AWESOME
19. Soccer coaches are pitiful people
20. Show Content > Animation Quality
21. John K. has lost "it"
22. cancelled shows can make a profit
23. The moon rules.
24. If you fill a message board with vapid idiots and no moderation it will go to hell in a handbasket.
25. I love that saying.
26. Never trust a schedule until the weekend before the schedule is supposed to air.
27. Don't leave things in the fridge.
28. You can't make a kid's cartoon into a mature, adult cartoon by giving it a TV PG rating.
29. Blue Gender is blue meets gender.
30. Always, always, ALWAYS dial down the center.
31. MTV and Regis Philbin are not good for you.
32. AOL has a new version 8.0
33. Dogs are not hatched from eggs.
34. When escaping from Jail, make sure you do not have a sample of your hair taken and put in a killer shark robot and/or rob the same bank after you break out that you robbed that got you thrown in jail.
35. Priests are not as holy as they make you think.
36. You can not mow a law with matches.
37. In the future, owls are major pests.
38. Men in thongs = bad.
39. Never name your kid "Knives."
40. Snakes are bad birthday gifts.
41. Sealab explodes. A lot.
42. What is The Matrix? There is no Matrix. Drink more Powerade.
43. Laser makes bone. Bone makes foot. So, laser makes foot.
44. Don't crash your ship into the giant TV (Futurama).
45. Black and white cards are addictive.
46. You Drink & Drive, You Lose (a Tennessee COB).
47. Eating babies isn't a very modest proposal.
48. Extraterrestial Lobsters don't make good doctors.
49. Be sure to check your closet daily for evil monkeys.
50. The KISS concept works, even on tv.
51. They are real...ya know...
52. Never eat bad mushrooms
53. Just bell peppers does not make bell peppers and beef.
54. Always watch out for perverted monks.
55. All adult swim action heroes must have cool hair.
56. Trying to attach a gun to your hand is very difficult....and very painful.
57. Washed up superheros & villians always get their own shows.
58. WS likes Fujiko.
59. Hurting little fox demons is wrong.
60. Hup! Hup! Hup! Hup!
61. There's NEVER been a better time to try AOL.
62. They did a wonderful job of ****ing us.
63. It took a VERY long time to do the Futurama opening.
64. [brackets and lowercase around the block's name are cool]
65. No matter what the money is alaways gone before you can even think about using it.
66. Satanists have a million dollars on hand to buy cursed houses inhabbited by cybernetic ghosts of Christmas Past from the future.
67. Powerzord thinks that shows called Home Movies are not adult and they get boring after 5 episodes
68. Statements like this coming from people whose profiles proclaim them to be 17 and who type like they're 13 are funny.
69. Landstander thinks Powerzord is missing out on some excellent television
70. Artemis thinks that Landstander is missing out on Adult Swim Action.
71. It's nearly impossible to visit forums and not have the ending of Cowboy Bebop ruined for you
72. WS likes Fooly Cooly
73. No matter what, all shall subcomb to the glory that is Ed.
74. Priests, be it by magic or guns, can kick ass.
75. Priests are people too and thus are not perfect...although that doesn't exuse perversion.
76. Never get a tattoo of The Laughing Cow no matter how much you enjoy the cheese.
77. Your mom might suddenly have a British accent after a mini-vacation.
78. Natural gas may cause you to sand your face off.
79. If your robot body can't break the five-foot barrier, it can't be a brain surgeon.
80. You have to go to bending school to become a bender
81. If you place someone in a freshly painted closet, you will erase their mind.
82. One's an innie and one's an outie.
83. Inspector Zenigata still holds the world record for saying "crap"
84. A shark on whiskey is mighty risky, but a shark on beer is a beer engineer
85. Bears dont like Ally McBeal
86. The French infatuation with Jerry Lewis is beyond explanation.
87. Thieves teamed with big breasted women, samurai, and gunmen are way funnier than people stuck underneath the sea.
88. You can order a mail-order bride, but you can't make her look at you.
89. The barber shop wasn't a good place to get your haircut or for witty banter.
90. Everything gets married, even animals and spiders.
91. Nothing is impossible, as scientists always try to prove otherwise.
92. If you have a roomate, make sure he is not a mad scientist inventor with a knack for inventing the craziest of objects. You could end up a porkchop hybrid.
93. Don't drop the soap if you go to prison.
94. Time is a concept not worth thinking about
95. One can always expirience a flashback by muttering the line "This is just like the time that I..."
96. In a pinch, one can easily find a mask of anyone, no matter how obscure or ugly.
97. Professional wrestling is real, while boxing is fake.
98. No matter how hard she tries, Betty will never be fully able to fully "pull up".
99. The word "ye" is used quite often by village elders in feudal Japan.
100. Despite the fact there is a roughly 700 year time gap between the feudal and modern eras of Japan, there is absolutely no language barrier between the citizens of these two times.
101. Killing makes Rem cry.
102. No matter how much Meryl tries to deny it, "that idiot" was, is and will always be Vash the Stampede.
103. People paralyzed from the waist down can do just as much, if not more, than people who aren't.
104. The main hobby of the residents of Planet Gunsmoke is making, fixing, and shooting guns.
105. No matter how hard one tries, one can't save everybody.
106. Bill Gates has a Stretch Armstrong that "stretches until next week".
107. The Highlander was a documentary and it was shot in real time.
108. Sharks explode because their brains and sex organs are sometimes M80s.
109. An underwater research station can explode many times and be quickly rebuilt
110. Earth is The Moon's moon
111. If I eat, I won't have room for Marduk inside me.
112. Marduk desires not the barren wasteland of your desecrated viscera.
113. You can make money with the power of self... and gambling...
114. Zorak is a mantis!
115. Mango Reinhardt is the thinking man's pop.
116. Sometimes, Bob Odinkirk thinks his name is Baw Bodinkirk.
117. Never wack off while tending the till of a convience store.
118. Never get between a 3rd grader and the nurse he has a crush on.
119. Not everyone is Alvian, so respect the Krebbish.
120. If you like being scared, and are afraid of heights, use the upstairs bathroom.
121. It's bad if a chicken bites you.
122. Only one lick of toad can land you in the middle of the Rhode Island State Prison
123. Moms and Spring Break don't mix.
124. If you don't want to lose your house, don't become a fisherman.
125. Not a lot of people enjoy a deformed family.
126. hunger is the best spice.
127. Easy come, easy go, especially for Faye Valentine.
128. When Ed gets electrocuted, she doesn't die.
129. One of Spike's eyes is fake while the other one is real; therefore he sees the past in one eye, and the present in the other eye.
130. With a foreigner belt, you too can be a small scale dark scheider
131. ONION BURST IS MADE FROM PEOPLE!
132. Quick Draw McGraw is a coward
133. Its not a good idea to play with inu-yasha's ears
134. Even catgirls cant save certain animes
135. Gopher moats wont stop bears
136. Just because you get shot repeatedly, then "sworded", then fall from height of atleast 2-3 stories, doesn't mean you can't live for atleast another 21 episodes.
137. Loverboy always has and always will suck according people whose main residents on the moon.
138. New Jersey is an odd, odd place.
139. In the end, everything tastes like chicken. And chicken tastes good.
140. The Flintstones ain't got nothin' on The Griffins.
141. Priests + Guns = Cool
142. Telling your mother "Sit Boy" is not a good idea.
143. After watching Stewie on Family Guy, Solitude1 is getting second thoughts on having kids.
144. Brian is much more sophisticated than Scooby.
145. Cowboy Bebop has one of the best soundtracks for an anime series. Period.
146. Posts by members named "zorak masaki" are ignored
147. Ted Turner is lying when he blinks twice
148. The devil holds fiddling contests
149. George Washington was evil!
150. Yoko Kanno is the greatest Japanese musician ever
151. Robots can go to Heaven
152. Gogeta copycats aren't funny
153. It's fun to remember that time when (insert random event here)
154. Donuts are damn good
155. The year 2021 should be feared.
156. Spike Spiegal is willing to eat a cigarette, poker chip, a liquified lizard, and mushrooms he finds laying around yet he will complain about Jet's cooking.
157. A good way to find out the flavor of something is to spray it directly into your eyes
158. People who care for physical comedy enough to put themselves and their families at risk ar the people why buy novelty fire extinguisher
159. Brownies found on the subway are the best ones to find.
160. A small computer the size of a Game Boy can be used to overpower and control an entire ship.
161. Now it was like 3 days, not a week.
162. Big boomerangs make nice weapons
163. Half-demons have all the fun
164. If your dead ex-girlfrriend is brought back to life run away, far away
165. Blackmail works
166. "Sometimes a falsehood is the expedient path."
167. HESH WANTS SEX!
168. Dracula is dead and buried in Memphis.
169. Don't feed your pet goldfish three hams.
170. Char is WAY cooler than Amuro.
171. A good OP doesn't mean that the show is going to be any good.
172. Never advertise a family network by showing angry ticks coming out of a rabbit's nipples.
173. Be happy, even if someone's anus is bleeding.
174. There are definitely much geekier fanboys than Joe Klemm.
175. Fred Flintstone and Tony Soprano are more alike than we may realize.
176. When eating a fellow animal at the zoo, do not start at the throat, for it will block any chance of the animal telling you to start.
177. A board without moderation is barely a board at all.
178. Insomnia may be tough, but that doesn't mean you can't make money off it.
179. Joe "The Landstander" O'Connell, is the official king of the game "Look Alive!".
180. Stimutacs are fun and good for you, not to mention 99% Kelp.
181. Kelp is crap.
182. Only wake mummies if you have a lot of time and money to waste.
183. Rap music by spiders often has disturbing underlying messages.
184. Flexo is a jerk....nah, I'm just kidding, he's cool.
185. Gogeta copycats aren't funny...needed to be said twice.
186. Matt Wilson is always right...except about Family Guy! HE WAS WRONG THEN!
187. "Rejected" lives up to its name.
188. Precious Pup is far more disgruntled than one would think
189. Aquaman loves to dance in random locations
190. Sci-fi fans and Renaissance festival players have be fighting for at least a thousand years.
191. Death either has the voice of one of the hosts of the Man Show or is actually a kawaii turquoise-haired girl who rides an oar.
192. Our 3 dimentions are cute. The mooninites have 5.... thousand. Yes 5,000.
193. Do not question the previous fact.
194. Beware of the corn of Dr. Weird.
195. It's not your fault... people die... but it's nice that you brought it up.
196. Mars is wild and untamed. I'm forming a cadre of Martian Knights, charged with enforcing Martian law, so who's ready to beat some ass?
197. All it takes is one little green man whose body is supported by a system of fluid-filled bladders and who has a way with the mighty buggalo to protect an entire hemisphere of Mars.
198. This is a Saturday, which means no school, which mean you're trespassing on school grounds!
199. Mercury is the sweetest of the transition metals.
200. Yah, danken von hymen schiester.
201. Slim had that big fella in a figure four leg lock. It was so perfect it was almost erotic. Anna fell in love with him right then and there. That's the power of that particular move, the figure four.
202. Chubby Cox is gonna be a household name one of these days.
203. Spike doesn't like kids, animals, or women with attitudes.
204. When crossing a desert moon, it's best to go barefoot.
205. When in doubt, ask the cowardly flea.
206. Grizzlebees delivers!
207. Faye eats dog food when there is nothing else to eat.
208. Adding '90s references to an anime made in the '70s can be prone to annoy some.
209. Fujiko is Japanese, even though she doesn't look it.
210. Lupin can fool anybody with his disguises, even the audience.
211. 4 out of 5 experts agree that Kagome is hot.
212. Food can be you're friend or food can be you're foe, but if you eat too much of it to heaven you will go (unless you're evil, then you're going to hell).
213. If you're a little girl who once hated you're mother, Hell is an empty void that grows into a fiery pit.
214. If you're a bending robot that became too evil, Hell is a place of uptempo singing and being tortured by the robot devil.
215. If you're a 8 foot tall insane rapping spider wearing a diaper, Hell is where Heavy Metal Speed Rock rules.
216. Do not let your ex-girlfriend who's been dead for 50 years drag you to Hell in front of her reincarnated soul.
217. Do not send someone to Hell by putting a teslacoil in their tub, especially if you're standing right next to it.
218. According to Kid and Play, "Tinfins" is a movie that will really get you some ass.
219. As their base, Arsene Lupin III and Vash the Stampede are the exact same character.
220. No matter how hard he tries, Carl will never stop Master Shake from using his pool.
221. John Williams does the soundtracks to porn movies in his spare time.
222. In the year 3000, people will remember pop culture trends, events, and celeberties just as well as we do today.
223. You can easily sneak weapons pass airport security just by singing some showtunes.
224. Never go to a resort that is reccommended by Dr. Zoidberg.
225. The bun is in your mind.
226. In every town, there's at least one black cat who goes "Nyah".
227. Never leave an evil mantis at St. Peter's Square.
228. Satan looks a lot like Yogi Bear.
229. Santa Claus is friends with Jesus
230. Jesus is a giant lobster
231. In the future Uranus will be changed to Urrectum
232. No tea parties.
233. In the mind of Peter Griffin, it's ok for an angel to kill the Devil.
234. 5 out of 5 experts agree that Faye is hot.
235. You can get arrested for running in front of a lethal injection facility, standing in front of the man with the needle and saying "no one has the right to take the life of another"
236. According to Jay Leno, Osama bin Laden likes big butts.
237. In 2071, people will live on Mars and abondon Earth.
238. Back in the '70s, Italy was known as "Itary". (Lupin III)
239. Swimmers can eat pimetto cheese in the pool.
240. English, Spanish, Chinese, and Japanese are most widely spoken in the Bebop universe.
241. If you decide to fight a captured insurance lady, you will see "white angels".
242. Brak's parents had no idea that their son was a space villan in an old Hanna-Barbera cartoon.
243. Pilot Candidate nonwithstanding, Williams Street has good taste.
244. 90's refrences in 70's TV shows are funny 60% of the time, annoying 40%.
245. People curse when they have colds.
246. If the Fonz thinks it's cool, it's cool.
247. Eric Estrada apparantly loves to relive his glory days with the videogame version of CHiPs.
248. All hackers are, in the end, just little red headed kids.
249. Horses can explode.
250. The Kool-Aid Man doesn't have the respect he once had.
251. Turtle Face is really a Chicken.
252. WS probably likes Cowboy Bebop as much as I do.
253. You can squwish an elderly flea as much as you want and he will still live.
254. Never let your grandfather think up diseases for when you are away in the feudal era.
255. It's possible to watch Adult Swim nightly without a TV or VCR.
256. If you're stuck in the future and want to get back to the past, freeze yourself again.
257. Williams Street has been hanging around these forums more then we think.
258. Futurama was originally called "Aloha Mars".
259. At Grizzlebees, you'll wish you had less fun.
260. Actually, you'll worry you had too much fun!
261. Williams Street makes sweet promos.
262. Calling your cat Kirara will get you ignored.
263. VCRs are an AS fan's favorite tool.
264. TVs as well.
265. Instinct and product placement seperate us from the animals.
266. Don't screw with the Lucky Mug.
267. Anyone can be anything they want to be (except for Sasquatches).
268. The monarch butterfly has a deadly sting and spins webs.
269. You have to desecrate a mummy completely or they'll come back to life.
270. Your roommates are the only thing keeping you from becoming a pimp and killing your fat neighbor.
271. The Europeans have to unhinge their jaw to show love.
272. Rappin' Space Goblins and evil mantises with ray guns do not a good combination make.
273. The same goes for superhero attorneys and bald guys with shrink guns.
274. Teeth are for gay people.
275. Babies come from machines.
276. If you eat someone's heart, you gain their rich, tasty courage.
277. The skull implant comes in a decorative tin.
278. Giant talking Jesus statues, lobster Jesus, and Jesus-Zilla are A-OK, but "Sweet Jesus!" is most definitely NOT.
279. Uh oh!
280. Uh oh!
281. Uh oh!
282. Uh oh!
283. Never piss off Debbie
284. Keep the door closed and always keep an eye on your neighbors' cat while petsitting.
285. And if that fails, just stick with something smaller like a mouse.
286. And if that fails, maybe you should stick to keeping a plant.
287. "Making Cotton Candy" is another term for euthanasia.
288. The dogs dog-demons change into are very, very fluffy.
289. Don't fight over the rare Boba Fett figurine with your friends. You might just break it.
290. Guns don't kill people, dangerous minorities do.
291. A good eighty to ninety percent of people who make unqualified comments about how much Reign sucks are simply too ignorant of ancient history and philosophy to appreciate it.

[TnAdct1]

212.
213.
214.


Are these intentionally left blank, or did you forget to type in the lessons.

Joe Klemm

[sl4]

Fixed, I dunno what happened there. :-\

[Ajax]

Ok I don't know whether to go on or not, but

292. Guys with guns are always cool
293. Priests can have very dramatic deaths
294. In the future the earth will be inhabited by strange aliens from other worlds
295. The past was inhabited by strange monsters from different dimensions.
296. Never trust a baby with a british accent
297. The south did win
298. There is good **** on late night tv
299. I just spent 20 minutes reading 291 sentences, and I want them back.

[Mynd Hed]

370. Most people were unaware that aliens, magic and thongs were common in ancient Greek and Roman soceity.

Which brings us to the other ten or twenty percent of people who dislike Reign... people who have very little of this thing called "suspension of disbelief" that is necessary to enjoy fantasy.

[Captin "Hank" Murphy]

375.You can get hooked on Inuyasha while you're looking for ass and pantie shots benieth Kagomie's super-short skirt.

376.Don't get your meatball teammate a snake for a pet or your will bee killed by your french-fry shaped teammate(in a failed a attempt to rescue you from the snake's belly, who will get a crapy hairdo, kill your neighbor, and find yourself as a zombie, in a burning house, trying to convince, the fry-guy this was all his fault(which turns out your just a simulation)

377.The Wonder Twins are pure idiots(pray they don't join the new justice leage series)

378.Heilium can make you laugh like a stoned idiot as much as mary jane can.(SL2021: Predator)

379.Never hold Show-tunes classes in Afganistan.

380.The creators of Family Guy can be see easly in public, just look for the huge balls they got from what they got away with on their show.

381.That's you can learn stuff from bumpers.

382.Never kill a bunch of men, women, and children in front of Vash or you will staring in the eyes of the diablo.

[The Landstander]

383. The bun is in your mind.

384. Plot isn't neccessary to be funny...UH OH!

385. H. Jon Benjamin frellin' rules.

386. When you're a superhero, and you start a sentence "Form of...", do not say "crap"

387. When Walter & Perry say to make a movie about them, DO IT.

388. 3 hams will kill him, 3 hams will kill him, 3 hams will kill him

[DianaGohan]

389. Having a Super Hero self idenity can suck because you will not get the credit for the attention grabbing events that you do.

390. Unless you're from Marvel Comics or are a Griffin, do not roll around and/or pour radioactive waste on yourself.

391. Being able to make rain= lame superhero power.

[Majin_Megabyte]

392.If you lied to Goemon you are pretty much dead.
393. Never let Fred Luo near you!
394. Kiss Save Christmas every year.
395. I should get my own asumement park with blackjack and hookers.
396. Alot of shows makes fun of Willy Wonka and the Cholcolate Factoray.

[FidgitStyles]

397 A gopher moat won't contain a bear.
398 Keep cool inventions away from mad scientest masterbaters.
399 Wonder Speed is not a drug.
400 Birdman is married.

[Captin "Hank" Murphy]

401."Kiss saves Christmas" would make a kick-ass Christmas Special.

402.Never trust a Santa that is an evil malfuntioning robot with weapons up the ying-yang, or a primative ape-man who makes toys out of his own feisties.

[Peter Puppy]

403. No matter what inane mishap Peter gets into, Lois will always forgive him at the last minute

[MultipleSifl]

404. Time is not siclical. It is a straight line.
405. Acting insane in prison keeps you from getting beat up.
406. Being half-Korean and from Rhode Island can still get you into a leprachaun robbery scheme.
407. As soon as you decide being a slacker is alright, your generation will change it's mind.
408. Bjork is married to Space Ghost.
409. Vash may seem like a nice guy, but he can be a real pig.
410. You can be your own grandfather.
411. Your exact double will drive you insane.
412. Eight hour video tapes are totally worth it.
413. The cure for insomnia is the promise of a DVD player.
414. Beta is not the same as VHS. The very idea of them being the same is laughable, even to a thirteen year old.
415. On the moon, nerds get their pants pulled down and are spanked with moon rocks.

[Kryten]

416: With a little effort, you can do a spoken-word version of a rap song.
417: Musical numbers can convince anyone about anything.
418: Don't... mess... with... Grizzlebee's!
419: Don't put marbles in your nose.
420: Ancient Greece was all about homoerotic geometry.
421: Heaven is full of loose women and Latin music.
422: Mushrooms make you do the wacky.

[Majin_Megabyte]

423. You can do anything with your penis, even conduct with it.
424. Child stars always have hard adult carrers.
425.Queigmire always check out on women under the age of 16.

[Aurochs]

Ancient Greece was all about homoerotic geometry.

I knew that before Reign.

[Peter Puppy]

426. Never let a stripper dance near your dingle.

427. Just because Birdman was living on the streets in 1997 (as stated by Lokar on the Pilot episode) doesn't mean he can't magically become an attorney by 2001.

[DianaGohan]

427. Just because Birdman was living on the streets in 1997 (as stated by Lokar on the Pilot episode) doesn't mean he can't magically become an attorney by 2001.

428. There are such things as Law Schools for Ex-Superheroes (which Birdman probably attended a year of).

429. The best surprise parties for someone are when you beat them up and threathen them with death beforehand.

430. You call Japan if you want to talk to Godzilla.

431. A robot would have to be crazy to want to be a folk singer (or would he?).

432. When you're leaving your radioactive roomate alone in your contaminated house for a few weeks, make sure you first show him how hideous the radiation has made him before you leave.

[Zach Logan]

433. The word Uh Oh can actually be repeated 100 times more then previously thought possible within 6 minutes (This fact brought to you by Sealab)

434. Pivo is Uh Oh in Russian

435. Its not that hard to make, compress and upload clips as previously thought.

436.They only like airing Kikaider Promos once on Saturdays at 12AM and once on Sundays at 4AM. (Kikaider promo now online)

437. Beck rocks

*zooms out*

[Karl Olson]

438. Dr. Zoidberg has been making fine jewelry for years, apparently.

439. Yes, you can die from Snoo Snoo.

440. Space Ghost lives at Williams Street, often fending off the bears that plague WS animated shows, like SG:C2C, Harvey Birdman and even Sealab 2021.

441. Cruestecean Jesus and Sweet Zombie Jesus are two different people, but neither have been born yet, so you'll just have to wait.

442. Santa will kill you, unless you are Zoidberg.

443. Special Saran Wrap can save you from burning up in the atmosphere, and trick the Zeon into believing your mobile suit is the best ever, though lets face it, at that point, your mobile suit probably is the best ever.

444. Noa Bright is the luckiest man in all of Gundam.

445. 867-5309 is not your mother's home number (hopefully).

446. You will however, damn Tommy Tutone for that song with 867-5309 in it.

447. Natatorium is fancy word for pool.

448. Matt from ATHF is a pretty good photographer.

449. Beware of tapes claiming to feature Tasha Yar nude. It could just be the Hairbear Bunch.

450. My spoon is too big, and it won't ever be seen on Cartoon Network... or will it!?

[Aurochs]

441. Cruestecean Jesus and Sweet Zombie Jesus are two different people, but neither have been born yet, so you'll just have to wait.

*sigh* What about Robot Jesus?


379.Never hold Show-tunes classes in Afganistan.

I'm pretty sure Osama Bin Laden is a Saud.

[JetMaster5]

451. Old people bathing in a pool are a lot more interesting to watch than any other shows at midnight.

[DianaGohan]

452. All races are inferior to robots.

Edit:

454. Ghost's innard are made of children.

455. If you're here and I'm here, and Isthanbul is somewhere in this general area, then who the hell is that other person.

456. If you swear off women, you become a very rich buisness person who has to have sex with a burrito.

[Majin_Megabyte]

453. Never wish that you have no bones, or you become silly putty.

[Peter Puppy]

454. It is possible to drive without legs (Joe Swanson), or even arms for that matter (Bob Oblong)

455. Some Mexicans might be able to speak enough English in order to correct your poor Spanish, but nothing more than that.

456. If a person happens to be choking, take a hint from the Sealab crew and use it as an opportunity to start a Conga.

457. "Uh-oh" is universally known to mean "Quinn is cheating on Debbie"

[ClockStomper]

Which brings us to the other ten or twenty percent of people who dislike Reign... people who have very little of this thing called "suspension of disbelief" that is necessary to enjoy fantasy.

Uh, no. The rest of the action block has wacky and crazy situations and I have no problem with that. My comment was in reply to the person who said that people who were to stupid to know about it's historical accuracy couldn't appriciate Reign. So I pointed out the lack of historical accuracy.

Context is your friend. Embrace it.

[LEGACY]

CB and Trigun is overrated. :mad:

[Solitude1]

CB and Trigun is overrated

I'll take that as a opinion, since its not even numbered....

Anyway:

455. Trigun has a dangerous name. The beginning says Tri (Try) and the ends is gun, which may lead to some accidents by some very stupid people.

456. Jazz always seems to be a big part of Adult Swim.

457. Saxaphones that explode are scary...

458. If you want to be a cool hero with a tragic end, always smoke cigarrets. ;) (j/k)

459. Shaq is advertising for 2 Fast 2 Furious.....since he lost in the playoffs. :D

500. Some people are harsh judges when it comes to anime and others are just idiots. :)

Later.

[bassist]

CB and Trigun is overrated. :mad:
SO are Lurning englesh...

[rmarti3926]

501. In Shake's mind, Highlander was a documentary (done in real time)

502. Bell peppers and beef tastes better WITH the beef.

503. You can always say "crap" multiple times when being outwitted by a happy-go-lucky thief.

504. Bad mushrooms give you hallucinations.

505. Dogs are super-intelligent (Brian and Ein especially)

506. Too much use of the words "Holy crap" and "friggin."

[rmarti3926]

507. You can sing pleasant lullibles underwater (Just ask Lupin)

[rmarti3926]

507. Getting shot in the head by Spike's Jericho 9mm is a hell of a lot painful from getting shot in the head by Elmer Fudd's rifle.

508. Never put a Beta cassette through a VHS.

509. Never spill soda on a TV switchboard during the finale of "Sexy Female Laywer."

510. Cigarette smoke screws up electrical stuff.

511. Never tape over rental movies (especially Citizen Kane!)

512. When having a hangover, try a pierre oyster.

[Mynd Hed]

Uh, no. The rest of the action block has wacky and crazy situations and I have no problem with that. My comment was in reply to the person who said that people who were to stupid to know about it's historical accuracy couldn't appriciate Reign. So I pointed out the lack of historical accuracy.

To be fair, I never called anyone stupid. I said that MOST (not all) people who don't appreciate Reign are IGNORANT of ancient history. I never said that Reign is historically accurate: it's not. Part of it is based on history (the characters, some of the events), part based on historical myth (which accounts for most of the magical stuff), and part just thrown in there to be trippy (the thongs). And when I say that many people who don't appreciate Reign are ignorant of ancient history, I don't mean that as an insult. Not everybody can have a Ph.D in Philosophy and Greek history. I'm just making the point that you get a lot more out of the show if you do know a lot on those subjects.

I chose my words very carefully in that statement to avoid being insulting to people who don't like Reign, and I don't appreciate my words being taken completely out of context in order to make them mean something that they were never intended to mean.

But back on-topic....

508. My ship works better when I kick it.

[rmarti3926]

To be fair, I never called anyone stupid. I said that MOST (not all) people who don't appreciate Reign are IGNORANT of ancient history. I never said that Reign is historically accurate: it's not. Part of it is based on history (the characters, some of the events), part based on historical myth (which accounts for most of the magical stuff), and part just thrown in there to be trippy (the thongs). And when I say that many people who don't appreciate Reign are ignorant of ancient history, I don't mean that as an insult. Not everybody can have a Ph.D in Philosophy and Greek history. I'm just making the point that you get a lot more out of the show if you do know a lot on those subjects.

I chose my words very carefully in that statement to avoid being insulting to people who don't like Reign, and I don't appreciate my words being taken completely out of context in order to make them mean something that they were never intended to mean.

But back on-topic....

508. My ship works better when I kick it.

Make that 513

[bassist]

MOST (not all) people who don't appreciate Reign are IGNORANT of ancient history.I despise Reign and I spent 3 years studying Greek and Roman history and Mythology. Quite frankly, I don't see how anyone who knows anything about classical history could enjoy Reign any more than they could enjoy Disney's twisted renditions of classics like Mulan or Hercules.

[Peter Puppy]

I think some of us would enjoy Reign better if they didn't portray Alexander to be so ineffimate

[Beat]

I think more people would enjoy Reign if Peter Chung didn't design the characters.

[Mynd Hed]

I despise Reign and I spent 3 years studying Greek and Roman history and Mythology. Quite frankly, I don't see how anyone who knows anything about classical history could enjoy Reign any more than they could enjoy Disney's twisted renditions of classics like Mulan or Hercules.

Hence the words MOST and NOT ALL. Tastes do differ, and I realize that not everyone who dislikes Reign holds that opinion because they don't catch the subtle historical references. Just that I see a lot of people who strike me as missing out on a lot because of that. I know that I miss out on some of the stuff that goes on in Reign because my studies have focused more on philosophy and less on history and mythology.

And, yes, there are plenty of people who simply can't stand Peter Chung's character designs no matter what else the show has going for it. Not much I or anyone can do about that. Reign is not for everyone, that's certain.

[Karl Olson]

back on topic....

513. WS loves bling47.com
514. You can be a stand up comic, you can be a drunk, but you can't be both.
515. AOL still exists in the year 3000, with new version 9000.0!

[livingfruitvirus]

I think more people would enjoy Reign if Peter Chung didn't design the characters.

yes, because god forbid anime characters didn't have heads that were shaped like acorns, perfect slender bodies, no lips, and a vestigial chin.

i think people were creeped out more by the thongs.

[Zorak Masaki]

516. Old habits die hard (kenshin ads shown during AS)
517. Republican goths listen to manson but worship rush limbaugh
518. EVERY saturday is Rodneys Birthday
519. To go to the austrialian grizzlebees,,get on a plane, go to austraila and walk inside a grizzlebees
520. Overmuscled superheroes like getting electrocuted.

[DrTomoe123]

521. Never walk in the shower on a guy who was playing a saxaphone then brought you to his apartment.

522. The following programs are intended for mature audiences above the age of 18.

523. Never piss off a bishounen dog demon who is nicknamed Fluffy, nor call him the forementioned nickname.

[DianaGohan]

524. A Black Character party dosen't work if there are only two black characters on your show.

525. Having your own theme song can be fun until it annoys guys with big muscles and short tempers.

526. Blurnsball is baseball with a tether connected to the ball.

[Zorak Masaki]

527. Hank Aaron Jr-Worst Football Player ever

[Samurai Karasu]

528-Zombies are sweet
529-At least one charachter in the show MUST like boobs
530-Giant Chickens give you bad coupons
531-Frys can morph into ANYTHING

[Meow]

532. Meg from Family Guy always gets it bad.

533. Making love has nothing to do with the ground shaking. (Futurama)

534. Shows with bad animation can still be fairly entertaining. (Homemovies)

535. Watching Aquaman dance in front of a drive through intercom can be pretty amusing. :p

536. Adam West makes for an interesting yet incompetent mayor.

[Peter Puppy]

537. Never go into bathrooms with your name labeled on the door. That's just what they're expecting!

538. Even after the apocolypse, we'll still be critics of Randy Newman

[Spike Mcdougal]

539.Popup ads can not only cause hard drive crashes but loss of fingers

540.Unless you want to get sucked into a typhoon or killed by people with guns and pitchforks DONT FOLLOW VASH!!!!!

541.Never get left alone in the Adirondacks

542.Grizzlebees sucks

543.Shake is a bastard.

544.A well known cult can be created by a kid confined to a hospital bed

545.You can be as good as Bruce Lee and still get your ass handed to you by a big guy

546.You can pass through walls with an egg beater

[Karl Olson]

547. Things get easier as your brain dies (SG:C2C, Chambraigne)
548. Heaven has salsa music and loose women (Brak, that goldfish episode)
549. The blind sell pokemon cards (Eltingsville)
550. The ship's weapon on starblazers was the wave motion gun (Eltingsville).
551. Beck has minions. Vengeful minions. (Futurama)
552. Zorak is working on a pilot called Blood Dumpster (SG:C2C, some episode).

[Samurai Karasu]

553: Elroy Jetson and Bamm Bamm are washed up
554: The history of classical music has changed
555: The Bun is in your mind
556: Dracula is buried in Memphis
557: :moon: and :moon2: like pot and nitrus.
558: Meatwad's gonna get tore up
559: Brak has no brain
560: Romulox is the most advanced tar monster ever
561: Using a key to gouge expletives into anothers vheichle is a sign of compassion and trust.
562: Old people like nice young women to clip their toenials
563: Brendon's got a mouth on him
564: Rejected was Rejected
565: Thundercleese likes jugs
566: As does Mayor Adam West
567: Luke Perry is gay
568: Abarham Licoln was evil!
569: The south won the civil war
570: Girls like swarms of lizards
571: Sharks and Bears really have a thing for each other
572: Ol Kentucky Shark was a marketing gimmick
573: Dreams are made of chocalate unicorns
574: Reverse Vampires live in Tansylvania
575: If you have hair on your head you're a werewolf
576: Spontaneous combustion is no reason to stop talking quickly and britshly
577: Daggermouth and Boom-Boom is a good balance
578: You dont pick your nose you pull things out of it
579: Babies can be intresting background charachters
580: Don't put marbles in your nose!
581: Gatica tought Children to put marbles in their noses
582: Nudity is taboo

[Majin_Megabyte]

583. Never put handcuffs on an bull if your attached on the rope with the handcuffs.
584. Peter cheats in comperations.

[livingfruitvirus]

starting to see some reduxes here :shrug:

[Beat]

583. Asses don't exist, and neither do butt cracks.

[MultipleSifl]

584. Fujiko is sexy enough to make girls drool.

[Aurochs]

Please, don't mistake what I'm about to say as flaming, spamming, or trolling in anyway, but;

This post needs to die. It was funny at first, but now it's gone on way to long and is completely and utterly monotonous and unfunny. Sorry, that's just my opinion.

[Mynd Hed]

Please, don't mistake what I'm about to say as flaming, spamming, or trolling in anyway, but;

This post needs to die. It was funny at first, but now it's gone on way to long and is completely and utterly monotonous and unfunny. Sorry, that's just my opinion.

You are entitled to your opinion, however there's this really simple procedure you can use to make this thread dramatically less monotonous to you: quit reading it. Simple as that. This thread does not exist solely for your enjoyment. It exists for the enjoyment of all. If those who do not enjoy it will simply quit reading it and posting in it, then those who do enjoy it can have their enjoyment with no harm done to anyone. And when it reaches the point where no one enjoys it any more, it will slip quietly into the sweet darkness of obscurity.

[The Landstander]

This thread still rules.

Keep the lessons coming.

[charmuse]

585. Glenn Danzig DOES have a sense of humor
586. John K does not but thinks he does
587. We smoke while flipping the bird
588. I miss Squigglevision
589. Squshface resembles the Shmoo
560. Frylock turns me on

[Majin_Megabyte]

561. When you play the game "Drink the beer!" you will win an free beer.
562. Koolaid man is still going thru the walls.

[DianaGohan]

593. The only reason that the people supported Clinton during his run was because that guy was so fat.

594. New England shouldn't really be NEW England since it's over 200 years old.

595. The Kennedeys are rich enough to have all the stuff their kids do be covered for.

596. If you have 2 tickets for the SuperBowl, you are more likely to take a brown box then a fat New Jersey man or a Mean Milk Shake.

597. Don't take the bottom bunk if you're roomate is over 5 times fatter then you.

598. If you're armpits are crying stinky tears, you're becoming a man.

599. Sometimes life is like a box of choclates. Other times it's like a box of active grenades.

600. Stay the hell away from that bicycle shop.

[Solitude1]

This thread still rules.

Rock on. ;)


Keep the lessons coming.

Ask and you shall receive:

601. Robots with guitars kick major ass.

602. Attitudes can be found in humans, demons, aliens, robots, and a talking shake.

603. WS has reinvented Adult Swim 4 times. (I think, correct me if I'm wrong.)

604. Most of everybody on TZ is very anxious about The Big O's Adult Swim premiere.

605. The Hulk premiers June 20. HULK SMASH! :D

Later.

[Majin_Megabyte]

605. When mysetrious alien trys to attack your ship, never let it bite you in the bath tub.

606. When there is an mad scienctist lives in the same house with you, never let her do an experments on you.

607. Never let Mihoshi in your lab period.

[Zorak]

608: Putting brownies in your cloning device is a baaaaad idea.

[Karl Olson]

609. they read their own boards
610. they mock their own boards
611. they read our boards
612. they love our boards

;)

[Majin_Megabyte]

613. When cruise boat get blown up get on the next best transportion an turtle.

[Tim Vee]

614. Dude, you're getting an Ooklich Matawk(sp?)!

615. Hookers don't take their fee in pennies.

616. Bermuda sucks.

617. The energon cubes will give you and your dog cancer.

618. The first wheel was made out of dinosaur brains.

619. Forget casual sex if you name your PC after a Klingon expression.

[Zach Logan]

620. Matt Wilson Rocks

621. They like saying "Hi" to him

622. Cus teh anime s ucks

[TnAdct1]

623. You can achieve a state of super speed after drinking 100 cups of coffee in a row.
624. Even WS thinks that Walter and Perry are gay.
625. HAMTARO MUST DIE!!! (not that I'm anti-Hamtaro, it's just that this makes for a hilarious lesson)

Joe Klemm

[Chrono1995]

626. Outside the Hall of Justice, is the Hole of Justice.

627. Zorak has the pipes.

628. Everyone digs Cowboy Bebop.

[The Man in Black]

629. Why do sharks explode? It's because sometimes their brains and sexual organs are made out of M80s.

630. Randy is the king of the village. He makes 6 ft. Party Subs

631. Some people call him the space cowboy. (Space Ghost)

632. Dumb people haul trash around

[Solitude1]

633: Kikaider BELONGS on AS

634: Rurouni Kenshin BELONGS on Toonami. There I said it.

635. Inu Yasha is Adult Swim's DBZ. Is that a good thing?....for me it is. :D

636: Vampire robots are cool :cool:

Later.

[DianaGohan]

637. If you're an andriod, then don't question your orders unless you have a concisence chip, in which case you'll get your ass shot at by your robot brothers.

638. The secret of pure flavor is confidence... laced with a little LSD.

639. Being a robot allows you to hold the zen of pure flavor without being distracted by taste.

640. Only save the ones you love. Don't care what happens to anyone you know.

[Peter Puppy]

641. People who enjoy Reign are very argumenative and perhaps naive at times

642. Mr. Weed's last name was originally Bermuda Grass

[Majin_Megabyte]

643. When you see an woman on boat go to her, and said the following "Esxcuse me, Bikni Inspector!".

[Zach Logan]

644. If we can list 1000 reasons we're all crazy and have too much free time.

655. Hitting people with soccer balls ARE addictive.

656. I have a chance at becoming someone by devoting my free time to Adult Swim

[MultipleSifl]

657. Using a key to scratch expletives into the side of one's vehicle is a sign of trust and friendship. :moon:
658. Eight year olds are in fourth grade. Seven year olds are in third.
659. Octopi mutate from little blond girls named Victoria.
660. The photographer for Unemployment Monthly is here.
661. I will envy whomever gets to type out reason 666 forever and ever.

[Zorak Masaki]

662. Canada sucks
663. "Space Ghost,,im pregnant!"
664. Donuts rule
665. If Jimi Hendrix was a robot,,it would be an improvement on kikaider
666. Thou shalt not kill! (and you all thought 666 would be a SATANIC ref,,for shame : )- )

[Thundercleese]

667. The people at adult swim love talking about Futurama and Harvey Birdman Attorney at Law, they really never bother to talk about any of the other shows.

668. If you piss of Peter, then you're a bastard

669. Don't tell Space Ghost how to do it.......it sickens him.

[Solitude1]

670. Changing the black and white cards to pink with people on them is a BAD IDEA.

671. The Big O is coming...

672. We are in due of a big robot making out scene on Kikaider. :D

673. Alexander wants nothing but speed.....and maybe a new thong. :p

Later.

[DianaGohan]

674. Pigs are striped of their skin and vinegar is pumped on their organs to make a football "pigskin".

675. If you can levitate, read books and eat cream cookies, you're a damn witch

676. Throwing a wheel made of dinosaur brains and eating it is a sign that you are growing smarter.

677. Solitare is actually a fighting game.

678. It's not Shiz-net, it's Shiz-nite.

679. If you name something after a word used on Star Trek, don't expect to get any casual sex.

680. In America, you are allowed to pay a hooker in pennies.

[The Dork Knight]

681. Adam West makes a great mayor.

- The Dork Knight

[Solitude1]

682. Robot sex...only Adult Swim ;)

683. Cowboy Bebop is returning in one month. :cool:

684. Blue Gender is coming...

685. FLCL is coming.....

685. Big O returns VERY SOON. :D

686. Did I mention the robot sex....

Later

[herbkir]

687. Sleep is optional.

688. No it's not (yawn).

(^_*)

[DianaGohan]

689. It's Martain Aliens that are preventing Inuyasha and Cowboy Bebop from airing.

690. FLASHMATION MUST DIE!

691. Williams Street has deals with Nestea and 1-800 Collect.

692. It's cast in the name of god, not good.

693. Androids make great characters.

[Majin_Megabyte]

694. One of Roger's household rule is you have to wear black.

[Tienshin]

695. Subways MAY be a transport for huge robots

696. Dome Cities are not good for the health of resident landmarks.

[Hades]

697. All TVs have some sort of radar thingy
698. so they know you're watching.
699. seriously.
700. just kidding.

[herbkir]

701. Androids may have better fashion sense than humans.

702. Japanese think antique cars are cool. (See '66 Subaru in Kikaider, the '53 Hudson in Big O Ep. 2)

(^_*)

------------------------------------------------

"Your sense of fashion... reeks." -- android Dorothy [to Roger]

[Karl Olson]

703. Dorothy gets all the one liners.

704. WS recommends you "shut up and watch Big O."

705. Seems that WS doesn't like the rabid Inu-Yasha fans either. Good for them.