NinjaJack
05-29-2003, 12:13 PM
I was surfing on google today, and I stumbled upon a GOOD review for the first PR movie, heres some bits of it but you can read the full review here
http://www.x-entertainment.com/messages/577.html
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I've always been intrigued with the Power Rangers. I enjoy them on this almost astral level in the same way I enjoy removing splinters from my big toe. I'm not supposed to enjoy it, there's really nothing redeemable about it to make it enjoyable, but when all's said and done, I've gotta admit - it was a fun ride. That goes for the movie and the splinter removal process. Oh, one last thing: Power Rangers certainly redefined the idea of defying logic, but I'd feel guilty if I didn't mention the show's most outstanding irony: a guy who quite clearly would only drink carrot juice to wash down his own concoction of peanut paste and canola oil...running a health juice bar. Forget the fact that Rita Repulsa was able to breathe on the moon and could see small Earth cities from aforementioned moon - Ernie the Bartender was the show's true anomaly. Okay, let's review the shockingly watchable flick:
http://www.x-entertainment.com/pics3/pr1.jpg
http://www.x-entertainment.com/pics3/pr14.jpg
Lord Zedd and Rita Repulsa, the mainstay enemies of the Rangers, arrive at the site of the purple egg. Zedd, who offers nothing in battle but looks quite interesting, says that a great evil has been trapped in that egg for thousands of years. My bet? A pterodactyl. I shouldn't neglect to mention that I've been sexually attracted to Rita Repulsa ever since she taught me how to slice the moon in half. PS, I'm pretty sure it was explained on the show that Zedd and Rita are an item. Could you imagine how great a sitcom featuring those two lovebirds would be? Rita getting pissed because Zedd always gets home from work so late...Zedd destroying the state of Missouri in frustration...Rita trying to remove Zedd's pants for makeup sex before realizing that he's not wearing clothes, and is made up entirely of some weird interwoven string of glowing red alien nerves....late night coffee house chats...it'd be a dream. F*** the Friends premiere...the good stuff's just waiting to be done.
Merried with Monsters? A failed Fox thursday night sitcom?
First up: Annihilation of Zordon. Ivan oozes his way into the command center, looks around, and starts blowing up everything in sight. Zordon can't offer much defense, because let's face it, he's just a semitransparent floating image of a head. Alpha does his best to thwart our slimy pal, but he proves what we've already known for years correct: Alpha is a useless, blathering pile of metal better suited for the scrap heap than children's television.
LOL, this guy must have watched it off an on for a long tmie :p
This was a pretty positive review, the guy is actually pretty funny too.
http://www.x-entertainment.com/messages/577.html
http://www.x-entertainment.com/pics3/prdance1.gif
I've always been intrigued with the Power Rangers. I enjoy them on this almost astral level in the same way I enjoy removing splinters from my big toe. I'm not supposed to enjoy it, there's really nothing redeemable about it to make it enjoyable, but when all's said and done, I've gotta admit - it was a fun ride. That goes for the movie and the splinter removal process. Oh, one last thing: Power Rangers certainly redefined the idea of defying logic, but I'd feel guilty if I didn't mention the show's most outstanding irony: a guy who quite clearly would only drink carrot juice to wash down his own concoction of peanut paste and canola oil...running a health juice bar. Forget the fact that Rita Repulsa was able to breathe on the moon and could see small Earth cities from aforementioned moon - Ernie the Bartender was the show's true anomaly. Okay, let's review the shockingly watchable flick:
http://www.x-entertainment.com/pics3/pr1.jpg
http://www.x-entertainment.com/pics3/pr14.jpg
Lord Zedd and Rita Repulsa, the mainstay enemies of the Rangers, arrive at the site of the purple egg. Zedd, who offers nothing in battle but looks quite interesting, says that a great evil has been trapped in that egg for thousands of years. My bet? A pterodactyl. I shouldn't neglect to mention that I've been sexually attracted to Rita Repulsa ever since she taught me how to slice the moon in half. PS, I'm pretty sure it was explained on the show that Zedd and Rita are an item. Could you imagine how great a sitcom featuring those two lovebirds would be? Rita getting pissed because Zedd always gets home from work so late...Zedd destroying the state of Missouri in frustration...Rita trying to remove Zedd's pants for makeup sex before realizing that he's not wearing clothes, and is made up entirely of some weird interwoven string of glowing red alien nerves....late night coffee house chats...it'd be a dream. F*** the Friends premiere...the good stuff's just waiting to be done.
Merried with Monsters? A failed Fox thursday night sitcom?
First up: Annihilation of Zordon. Ivan oozes his way into the command center, looks around, and starts blowing up everything in sight. Zordon can't offer much defense, because let's face it, he's just a semitransparent floating image of a head. Alpha does his best to thwart our slimy pal, but he proves what we've already known for years correct: Alpha is a useless, blathering pile of metal better suited for the scrap heap than children's television.
LOL, this guy must have watched it off an on for a long tmie :p
This was a pretty positive review, the guy is actually pretty funny too.