Dante Bunny
09-24-2001, 07:42 PM
Histeria! In: Pepper Mills Meets Amy Jo Johnson
(Techno music playing)
Story and art by: Mike Lafitte
Directed by: Mike Lafitte
(Fade out and fade in to the living room where Pepper is watching her favorite talk show: The Amy Jo Johnson Show.)
Amy: Hi girls, we're here to help you fight your way to victory. Girls who had boyfriend problems, annoying brother situation, and girls who is not good enough with men sports. I'm here with Betty, who has problem with his older brother.
Betty: yeah, my older brother who always pick on me. He's a big meany!!
Amy: Well, Kelly-
Betty: Betty.
Amy: Joe, We will go to your house and talk to your brother.
(cut to Betty's house)
Amy: Are you Betty's brother?
Boy: Yes, you must be my date.
Amy: In your dreams. I here to give you a present.
(pull out a taser)
Amy: It got 100,000 volts.
(cut back to the studio)
Amy: So girls, if you have any problems, give us a call at 555-4amy.
(cut to the living room)
Pepper: That girl is so cool. (laughs insanely) Hey, Toast! Toast? Hey, Froggo, where's Toast?
Froggo: He's at the skate park. He'll be back at 5:00.
(Pepper looks at her watch and it said 5:01)
Pepper: (worried) Oh no! it's 5:01!! He's missing!!! I will find him, but I need help. I know a person who will help me...
(Zoom to Amy Jo Johnson's house)
Amy: Who is it?
(6 evil villains, 3 monsters, and 3 crooks. One monster looks like a Godzilla-like monster from Powerpuff Girls, and a crook look like Bacterian from Dragon Ball.)
Amy: (with a happy smile that she ready to kick butt.) So boys, wanna dance.
(A fight scene with some techno music. She did some fights like she did on Power Rangers. After it's over, the bad guys are all knocked out. When suddenly, Pepper came over.)
Amy: (Look toward Pepper) Who are you?
Pepper: I'm Pepper Mills.
Amy: Are you a friend or foe?
Pepper: I here to ask you to help me.
Amy: Help you?
Pepper: Find my boyfriend.
Amy: Is he's cheating on you?
Pepper: No, he'll never do that. Maybe he's missing.
Amy: Missing? Well, Penny.
Pepper: Pepper.
Amy: Jack. We'll help you find your boyfriend as soon as possible. (She bended over, picking up a newspaper, and a boy riding his bike is checking her out.)
Boy: Hey, sweetie, back that thing up!!
Amy: (to Pepper) Men are such jerks. Teleport, now!!!
(Amy and Pepper teleport to the Chinese resturant)
Amy: Ok, Pam, you boyfriend is here somewhere.
Pepper: Maybe we need to order a fortune cookie to gather information.
Amy: Patsy, maybe you on to something.
Waitress: (give a bowl of fortune cookies to Amy and Pepper.) Here're your fortune cookies you order.
Amy: Ok, on three, (whisper) one, two, three (cracks open a fortune cookie)
Pepper: What's it say?
Amy: It's said, "Someday you'll find fame." It rhymes with field of shame! Roger, your boyfriend is at the baseball field! C'mon!!
(QC to the baseball field.)
Amy: It's a lot of squares on the field.
Pepper: Maybe they're land mines.
Amy: Or maybe they're actually landmarks of super mega dog people. Quick get the shovels!
(QC to Amy and Pepper digging up the baseball field. Until the police came in and see what's going on.)
Officer: Ok, what's going on here.
Amy: (talk to the officer) Quick, officer, grab some shovels and get the tear gas. We will rescue all the people that been held captive by a army of super mega dog men.
Officer: Actually, I got something else in mind.
(QC to Pepper and Amy in a jail cell)
Amy: The bars are too strong. I left my morpher at home.
(Molly Pitcher and Toast came by)
Officer: She's all yours Miss Pitcher.
Molly: Hey, Pepper, I was worry sick about you.
Toast: Whoa, Pep, how's a hangin'
Pepper: Toast! My little breadstick you're safe! Where are you at this whole time?
Toast: I was playing a new video game, and conquer it to win a prize for you.
(Brought her a Bubbles doll)
Pepper: AH HA HAA!!! A Powerpuff doll I love it! Thank you, Toast!!! (Give Toast a kiss.)
(Pepper is release from jail)
Molly: (To Amy Jo) Thank you for taking care of Pepper Amy Jo.
Amy: Well, a girl's job is to help a sister out.
(Close the jail door)
Amy: Uh... guys?
(Fade out with techno music)
THE END!!!
(Techno music playing)
Story and art by: Mike Lafitte
Directed by: Mike Lafitte
(Fade out and fade in to the living room where Pepper is watching her favorite talk show: The Amy Jo Johnson Show.)
Amy: Hi girls, we're here to help you fight your way to victory. Girls who had boyfriend problems, annoying brother situation, and girls who is not good enough with men sports. I'm here with Betty, who has problem with his older brother.
Betty: yeah, my older brother who always pick on me. He's a big meany!!
Amy: Well, Kelly-
Betty: Betty.
Amy: Joe, We will go to your house and talk to your brother.
(cut to Betty's house)
Amy: Are you Betty's brother?
Boy: Yes, you must be my date.
Amy: In your dreams. I here to give you a present.
(pull out a taser)
Amy: It got 100,000 volts.
(cut back to the studio)
Amy: So girls, if you have any problems, give us a call at 555-4amy.
(cut to the living room)
Pepper: That girl is so cool. (laughs insanely) Hey, Toast! Toast? Hey, Froggo, where's Toast?
Froggo: He's at the skate park. He'll be back at 5:00.
(Pepper looks at her watch and it said 5:01)
Pepper: (worried) Oh no! it's 5:01!! He's missing!!! I will find him, but I need help. I know a person who will help me...
(Zoom to Amy Jo Johnson's house)
Amy: Who is it?
(6 evil villains, 3 monsters, and 3 crooks. One monster looks like a Godzilla-like monster from Powerpuff Girls, and a crook look like Bacterian from Dragon Ball.)
Amy: (with a happy smile that she ready to kick butt.) So boys, wanna dance.
(A fight scene with some techno music. She did some fights like she did on Power Rangers. After it's over, the bad guys are all knocked out. When suddenly, Pepper came over.)
Amy: (Look toward Pepper) Who are you?
Pepper: I'm Pepper Mills.
Amy: Are you a friend or foe?
Pepper: I here to ask you to help me.
Amy: Help you?
Pepper: Find my boyfriend.
Amy: Is he's cheating on you?
Pepper: No, he'll never do that. Maybe he's missing.
Amy: Missing? Well, Penny.
Pepper: Pepper.
Amy: Jack. We'll help you find your boyfriend as soon as possible. (She bended over, picking up a newspaper, and a boy riding his bike is checking her out.)
Boy: Hey, sweetie, back that thing up!!
Amy: (to Pepper) Men are such jerks. Teleport, now!!!
(Amy and Pepper teleport to the Chinese resturant)
Amy: Ok, Pam, you boyfriend is here somewhere.
Pepper: Maybe we need to order a fortune cookie to gather information.
Amy: Patsy, maybe you on to something.
Waitress: (give a bowl of fortune cookies to Amy and Pepper.) Here're your fortune cookies you order.
Amy: Ok, on three, (whisper) one, two, three (cracks open a fortune cookie)
Pepper: What's it say?
Amy: It's said, "Someday you'll find fame." It rhymes with field of shame! Roger, your boyfriend is at the baseball field! C'mon!!
(QC to the baseball field.)
Amy: It's a lot of squares on the field.
Pepper: Maybe they're land mines.
Amy: Or maybe they're actually landmarks of super mega dog people. Quick get the shovels!
(QC to Amy and Pepper digging up the baseball field. Until the police came in and see what's going on.)
Officer: Ok, what's going on here.
Amy: (talk to the officer) Quick, officer, grab some shovels and get the tear gas. We will rescue all the people that been held captive by a army of super mega dog men.
Officer: Actually, I got something else in mind.
(QC to Pepper and Amy in a jail cell)
Amy: The bars are too strong. I left my morpher at home.
(Molly Pitcher and Toast came by)
Officer: She's all yours Miss Pitcher.
Molly: Hey, Pepper, I was worry sick about you.
Toast: Whoa, Pep, how's a hangin'
Pepper: Toast! My little breadstick you're safe! Where are you at this whole time?
Toast: I was playing a new video game, and conquer it to win a prize for you.
(Brought her a Bubbles doll)
Pepper: AH HA HAA!!! A Powerpuff doll I love it! Thank you, Toast!!! (Give Toast a kiss.)
(Pepper is release from jail)
Molly: (To Amy Jo) Thank you for taking care of Pepper Amy Jo.
Amy: Well, a girl's job is to help a sister out.
(Close the jail door)
Amy: Uh... guys?
(Fade out with techno music)
THE END!!!