MST3k: "Pikachu Attack on the Simpsons"

[Pietro]

In the not too distant future,
Way down in Deep 13
Dr. Forrester and TV's Frank,
Were hatching an evil scheme
They hired a temp by the name of Mike,
Just a regular joe they didn't like
Their experiment needed a good test case,
So they conked him on the noggin,
And they shot him into space!

MIKE NELSON: Get! Me! DOOOOOOWN!

TV's FRANK: We'll send him cheezy movies, the worst we can find!

DR. FORRESTER and FRANK: La, la, la!

DR. FORRESTER: He'll have to sit and watch them all, and we'll monitor his mind!

DR. FORRESTER and FRANK: La, la, la!

Now keep in mind Mike can't control where the movies begin or end
(DR. FORRESTER and FRANK: La, la, la!)
He'll try to keep his sanity with the help of his robot friends.
Robot roll call!

CAMBOT: Show yourself!

GYPSY: I'm not ready!

TOM SERVO: Hi-ho-there!

CROOOW: That's one O!

If you're wondering how he eats and breathes and other science facts
(DR. FORRESTER and FRANK: La, la, la!)
Just repeat to yourself, It's just a show, I should really just relax
For Mystery Science Theater 3000!

(Doors open into The Satellite of Love. CROW is sorting
his collection of TV guides.)

CROW:....908, 909, 910, 911, 912, 913, 914, 915....

(TOM SERVO and MIKE walk in.)

TOM: Hey CROW! Whatcha doin'?

CROW: Oh, I'm sorting through my collection of TV guides.
Now let's see, 916, 917....

MIKE: Wow you have alot of TV guides!

CROW: Yeah, I know, 918, 919, 920.....

TOM: Wow! You even have the very first television guide ever made!

CROW: Cool isn't it? 921, 922....

MIKE: The "Mads" are calling!

CROW: Oh yeah, great! 923, 924, 925, 926.....

(Onscreen: the "Mads," DR. FORRESTER and his assistant TV'S FRANK.)

DR. FORRESTER: Hello, MIKE! We're opening our own Anime'
festival over here!

FRANK: Yeah that's right, we're even going to buy a mail-order Pikachu!

DR. FORRESTER: Unfortunetly, nobody has arrived here yet.

FRANK: Well, yeah, if you don't have a Pikachu!

DR. FORRESTER: We don't need the stupid Pikachu!

FRANK: Yes we do!

DR. FORRESTER: No we don't!

FRANK: Yes we do!

DR. FORRESTER: No we don't!

FRANK: Yes we do!

DR. FORRESTER: Anyway, your Fanfic today is
"Pikachu Attack on the Simpsons." It stars FRANK's
favorite Pokemon and The Simpsons!
Hope you enjoy this crossover!

CROW: 940, 941, 942, 943....

(siren goes off)

MIKE & TOM: It's Fanfic sign!

CROW: Great! Now I lost count!

[Pietro]

(Doors open into the theater. Onscreen, a web browser is downloading the fanfic. CROW and MIKE NELSON, who is carrying TOM SERVO, enter the theater and sit down.)

>"pikachu attak on the simpsons"

CROW: Learn how to write kid! Sheesh!

TOM: Upset at the recent ratings, the Pokemon crew tries to force
all the other animated television shows to get off the air!

MIKE: Aww come on! "The Simpsons" is one of my
favorite shows! How could they end up in such a bad fic!

>homer: mmmmm thats a good donut

CROW: Uh, Homer, it's not "thats" a good donut it's "that's" a good donut!

TOM: HEY! Homer's name isn't capitalized!

>homer: this is that good life just sitting here watching some t.v. eating some donuts this is the best

>pikachu: pikachuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

CROW: Aww come on! He stole that bit from me!
Remember, CROOOOW?

TOM: It's the attack of the flying Pikachus! Ahhhhhhhh!

MIKE: Alf? No Alf! No!

>homer: doh!!!!!!!!!!!!!

TOM (Homer): Why did I have to be in this stupid Pokemon fic anyway?!

>homer: sssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

TOM: More writing mistakes! Too many s's!

CROW: So Pikachu zooms in out of nowhere and
Homer turns into a snake? This fic is worse than I thought!

>homer: hot hot hot hot hot

CROW: HEY! It's Muyo Luco!

MIKE: Ma, ma, Muyo Luco!

CROW: My name is Muyo Luco!
Got to tango! Hot! Hot! Hot!

TOM: Muyo Luco and flies are sold seperately, Muyo Luco
doesn't move by himself, adult supervision requiried!

>homer: u [MST3k - CENSORED!] pikachu where is he that son of a [MST3k - CENSORED!]

CROW: HEY! That's YOU not U!

>something smells ssssssssszzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzsssssssssssss
smoke.

TOM: Again, too many s's!

>marge we have a fire put it out while i get that stinking pikachu.

CROW: And boy is he stinking, let me tell ya!

TOM: I think Pikachu just stepped in something of Santa's Little Helper's on the yard!

>(homer look's be hind's him)

MIKE: Does Homer's behind own something?

>ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh fire

CROW: Who's line is it anyway?

TOM: Yeah I saw that last night!

CROW: You mean the one episode with Drew Carrey!

TOM: Yup! That's the one!

>(run's like crazy around his house)

CROW: He's not only crazy! But, he's offty mcgoofty!

>give me that oil lisa.

CROW: But that starts a fire, not ends it!

>lisa: but dad it will start a fire not end it

CROW: Isn't that what I just said?

TOM: Lisa is going to be the next Miss Cleo!

CROW (Miss Cleo): Call me now for your free readin'!

>(homer put oil on his bum)

CROW (as a bum): Why did ya'll want to spred that on me fore!

>homer: oh no its growing my hair my hair god help my shirt my pants my under wear

CROW (Homer): My eyes! My beautiful ping-pong ball eyes!

TOM: Oh my gosh! They killed Kenny!

CROW: Then "Squeak the Mouse" comes in with a blow torch and kills everyone!

TOM: THRILLS! LAUGHS! SEX! GORE!

MIKE: Yeah, and there's blood and gore everywhere.

CROW: Plus, everyone dies a slow painful death!

MIKE: Ouch.

>marge: u look good naked.

CROW: Ewwwwwwwwwww!

MIKE: Marge, "u" are bad when it comes to sexy comments!

>(mean while outside)
>ash: nice work pikachu

TOM (Ash): You killed "The Simpsons!"
Now, let's see what other cartoon shows Arlene Klasky
wants us to kill! Ah ha! "The Angry Beavers!"

CROW: Pikachu! Pikachu! Pikachu! What about my needs?

>ash: these r great donuts.

MIKE: Well you "r" an idiot for trying to kill "The Simpsons!"

TOM (as a cop): Ash, you "r" hereby under arrest for arson!

CROW: Don't eat so fast Ash! That could cause choaking!

TOM (Ash): PIKACHU! HELP I'M CHOAKING!

>misty: boy i feel sorry for that fat [MST3k - CENSORED!] in the house
>ash: why?

CROW (Ash): He's an American Misty!

>misty: because he got shocked by pikachu

TOM: America's favorite Pokemon of Death!

MIKE: I have this sudden urge to kill Pikachu.

>misty: ooooowwww he's naked
>ash: ewwwwwwwwwww
>(ash shivers)

MIKE: OK, we had enough of that! We get the piont!

>homer: come back u beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeepiiiinn pikachu
come back.

MIKE: Let's not forgot when "Squeak the Mouse" visits Pikachu with butcher knife!

>the end

TOM: Don't worry folks, Homer's ghost returns to kill Pikachu!

[Pietro]

(MIKE, CROW, and TOM exit the theater. Doors slam as we return to the living quarters.
CROW is eating a donut and watching TV.)

CROW: This is the good life, just sitting here watching some t.v. eating some donuts this is the best!

(TOM (in a Pikachu suit) comes flying down on CROW)

TOM: Pikachuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

CROW: Ahhhhhh!

(TOM crashes on the floor and gets up.)

TOM: Oww, I wonder I Pikachu can do it! Ha, ha!
Now what am I supposed to do next?

CROW: Uh, steal my donut!

(TOM snatches CROW's donut.)

TOM: Ha! Fooled ya didn't I?

CROW: Do'h! Hey, what am I supposed to do next?

TOM: That's easy! Act like a snake!

CROW: Ssssssssssssssssssss!

(MIKE walks in.)

MIKE: CROW, why are you acting like a snake?

CROW: Glad you asked MIKE! SERVO (as Pikachu) crash
landed here and stole my donut! I have a very good reson for acting
like a snake, don't I?

MIKE: Uhh, well, I....

TOM: Doesn't he?

MIKE: No, why would he act like a snake?

CROW: Because that's the reaction Homer had when
Pikachu stole his donut in this dumb fic! What's next TOM?

TOM: You're suppose to catch on fire.

CROW: No, I can't do that, but I will set fire to the bridge!

(CROW sets fire to the bridge)

MIKE: CROW, this fire is kind of getting large.

CROW: Well SERVO had to dump my TV guides in it!

TOM: I was trying to copy the big Jim Carrey fire scene in "The Grinch."

CROW: Oh is that it! I tought you were trying to copy the big fire scenes by Rambo.

MIKE: Hey wait there's a ship on the view screen.

(Hatch opens revealing Pikachu.)

MIKE: Who are you?

PIKACHU: Pika-Pika-Pikachu?

CROW: Oh it's you. Go away! We don't want any!

PIKACHU: Pika?

TOM: You oughta come over to the home of "Squeak the Mouse" and get killed!

PIKACHU: Pika?

TOM: Is that ALL you can say?

PIKACHU: Pika?

CROW: Your a stupid Pikachu!

TOM: Yeah. I want to see some action!

PIKACHU: Pikachuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MIKE (Sarcastic): Oh I'm so scared!

TOM: I thought you Pikachus were tough!

CROW: What are ya gonna do wise guy? Call Ash?

(Ash comes in)

ASH: Don't make fun of my Pikachus!

MIKE: You guys better leave now or we'll call KidsWB & tell them to cancel your show!

ASH: No, not that! OK, we'll leave, but don't make fun of my Pikachus!

(They leave.)

TOM: Wonder what they wanted?

CROW: Yeah, those guys are really dumb!

MIKE: Yeah! Oh, the "Mads" are calling!

DR. FORRESTER: Well, FRANK's Pikachu still didn't come.

MIKE: Oh, a Pikachu just popped by here!

DR. FORRESTER: Oh it did, did it! Well we're going off to find him!
See ya later!

FRANK: No. I changed my mind. I want Psyduck instead.

DR. FORRESTER: Well you're getting Pikachu!

FRANK: No. Psyduck!

DR. FORRESTER: Pikachu!

FRANK: Psyduck!

DR. FORRESTER: Pikachu!

FRANK: Psyduck!

DR. FORRESTER: Pikachu!

FRANK: Psyduck!

DR. FORRESTER: Pikachu!

FRANK: Psyduck!

DR. FORRESTER: Pikachu!

FRANK: Psyduck!

DR. FORRESTER: Pikachu!

>"u look good naked."

(MST3K property of Best Brains, Inc, Pokemon property of Nintendo Co Ltd. and The Simpsons is property of 20th Century Fox used without permission.)