Batman/Superman Funny Quote #7

[James Harvey]

It's that time again! Well, you know the drill! Make up a funny quote for the pic below, and keep it in the PG level. Keep it clean, folks!

http://www.toonzone.net/worldsfinest/wfepisodes/cr_06.jpg

Enjoy!

[Joker85]

Batman: I've Got You Now!!..... ouch.

Maybe I'll think of a better one later.:)

[Karkull]

Batman: Ohmygod...are you the Saint of Killers? I've got to get your autograph!

[Bird Boy]

Batman: WAIT!
Farmer Brown: What now!?
Batman: It's too bright outside! This looks like somthing out of Toy Story!

OR

Batman: I can FLY!!!
*SLAMS into pole*
Batman: *rubs head* gotta think happy thoughts!

-BB

[Joker85]

LOL BirdBoy!! That last one was a good one!!:D

[Bud 'n Lou]

OOH! I want a Batman kite too!

[Kal-el]

(in Pokemon fashion)

Batman: "Ah-ha! I will defeat you with my flying, wooden-stick-appearing-from-my-chest attack! Ahhhh!

Farmer Brown: Ha-ha! Your whimpy attack cannot beat me! See here...I have caught your chest-mounted wooden stick, but I have received a splinter and it causes me great discomfort...Ouuuuwwwch! It may now get infected! I must leave now to fight another day! Ahhhhhh!

Not great, i know...couldn't think of anything else...

[DR. BELCH]

In a scene from Buffy the Vampire Slayer, she disguises herself as an elderly Amish farmer to go after a Batman-obsessed vampire who haunts pool halls. Here, against a rustic celing mural, she stakes a vamp with her cue as he takes a flying leap....

[joker]

http://www.toonzone.net/worldsfinest/wfepisodes/cr_06.jpg

farmer:"hmm...this is one funny lookin tree....i wonder if sap comes out of it............hey these arnt my pants.........whos pants are these and who stole my pants!!!!!!!!"

[CarterHall]

I want more...COOOOORRRRNNNN!!!!!!!

:cool:

[freakboy86]

MAN! This is the freakiest pinata I've EVER seen!

[Manhunter]

Batman:"I told you we didn't rip off the title 'Phantasm',now leave me the hell alone!"

[Xtreme557]

Batman: Hey wait a second I thought you Amish couldn't fight back!?! :cool:

[Vigo Sprax]

The polevolt was one of the most eagerly anticipated events at the Superheo olympics.

[BourgeoisBuffoon]

BATMAN: Hey! Old McDonald! Let's see how you feel about that annoying song after I'm through with you!
OR
CAPTION: Batman's gotta work on his parachuting skills, because this wasn't the designated landing place!

[Mr. Mayhem]

http://www.toonzone.net/worldsfinest/wfepisodes/cr_06.jpg

William Dozier: Holy Howdie-Do Predicaments!!! Batman to be punctured in the chest by that demented amish hick Farmer Brown!? Is there no way out?! Hope for miracle and stay glued to your seats. Tune in tommorrow! Same Bat Time! Same Bat Channel!

[Joker85]

LOL Mr. Mayhem!!:D :D That gets my vote for the best one yet!!:D

[svendawg]

Batman desperately tries to stop Christopher Lambert from wrapping Mortal Kombat III: This Time Rayden's in BLACK!