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a.k.a. Skarr~~
04-26-2003, 06:16 PM
This is my never-ending fan fic of the nintendo characters. I will be continually adding onto it. Please don't add onto it. I will add something every now and then and will usually leave a cliffhanger.






It all started the day Mario decided he wanted to punch Luigi off of a cliff. he didn't want his brother to die, so he had 2,001 Jigglypuff stand at the bottom of the cliff to give him a safe landing.

So Mario bought tickets for an airplane that would take them to the top of the cliff. He told Luigi that they were going on a vacation to the Bahamas with Yoshi and Toad.

So Luigi asked why Peach and Daisy couldn't come, and Mario said that it was a boys-only vacation. So then Luigi asked about Yoshi.

"What about-a Yoshi?" Mario asked.

"What if he's really a she?" Luigi replied.

"Yoshi is a he!" Mario said.

"What if he's not?"

"What if he is?"

"Is a she?"

"No, is a he?"

"Yoshi's a she!"

"I agree!"

"Really?"

"NO-A!"

So, Luigi, Mario, Toad and Yoshi left for the vacation to the Bahamas. Well, Toad and Yoshi were going to the Bahamas! Mario and Luigi were going the the Cliffed Cliff.

Rafael Raven was also aboard the plane. Luigi hadn't seen Rafael in a long time, so he asked what he'd been up to. Rafael said that he was going to help Mario do something.

"What?" asked Luigi.

"Punch you off of a cliff!" said Rafael. "OOPS! I wasn't supposed to tell you that!" said Rafael.

"Why that Mario!" shouted Luigi! "When I get my hands on him I'm gunna throw him out of the plane!"

So Luigi threw Mario out of the plane. Luckily for Mario, Toad put a parachute in everyone's backback so Mario used his and landed saftly on top of Mount Vulture Volcano, destined to errupt at any minute!