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Alaskanbullworm
04-21-2003, 01:25 PM
There are 3 scenes per episode, this is scene1. If you watch Clone High and haven't seen episode 13, and you don't want to be spoiled, DO NOT READ. If you don't watch it, then read it and be merry.:D










Announcer: “Last time on a very special Clone High……..The prom was full swing with surprises galore, and……what’s this? They’re frozen?........Oooo, I got to see this episode.”

*theme song*

*pan of meat locker, zooming into meat locker, shows all of the clones in the flash freeze room*

*close ups of Abe, Gandhi and Marie, Cleopatra, and JFK and Joan on the bed, all still frozen*

*goes to outside of room, Scudworth is peering in*

Scudworth: “I don’t believe it, a plan that I came up with ACTUALLY worked, although Stamos is gone now………..Eh, let bygones be bygones….This calls for a celebration, right Mr.B?........Mr.B?..........”

*Scudworth ponders*

Scudworth: “Oh that’s right; he went on his ‘vacation’”

*all of a sudden a big noise is heard from across the town, Scudworth runs over to a window and looks out*

Scudworth: “What is that noise?........Oh no, COULD IT BE????”

*lights turn off*

Scudworth: “DAMMIT, that flash freezing took all of the town’s power and it caused this stupid power outage. I better find a way to keep those clones frozen.”

*throws a couple of ice cube into the flash freezing room, Scudworth waits a moment*

Scudworth: “Well, it’s not working; I better get out of here”

*Scudworth zips away*

* a few minutes pass by, the clones begin to thaw*

Abe: “J-cl……..*cough cough* Dinger, I must have a cold. Wait a minute, what happened?”

*everyone awakes still singing to the song, they all stop and look around*

Cleo: “Ahhhh, my lips are chapped”

JFK: “Ahhhh, I haven’t felt this good for this long in days”

Stamos: *cough cough* “Can somebody help me…..”

Joan: “Abe, I……I……..”

Abe: “Joan, I had to tell you something important, but……..but……….YOU SLEPT WITH JFK!!!”

Joan: “But Abe, I…..”

Abe: “Well, I guess I should tell you anyways……..Joan…..”

*main Shadowy figure steps over to Abe*

SF: “Quiet clone.” *backs to the door, speaks to all of the clones* “We have come to take all of you away to our base, for phase 2 of our plan. Although there still are many more plans….But besides that, WE ARE TAKING YOU ALL N….*door slams open*

*the door slams into the Shadowy Figure knocking him out, Mr.B stands there*

Mr.B: “Wesley? Are you in here?” *looks at Shadowy Figure lying on the ground* “Woot, score one for the tin man.”

*everyone stares at Mr.B*

Mr.B: “Er, I’m looking for Wesley to show the very special person I have brought to help us.”

*a shadow creeps up behind Mr.B*

*Bob Sagot walks out from behind him*

Bob: “Hey everybody!”

(Guy with a shirt that says ‘Hi My name is everybody’): “Hi”

(all of the other clones): “Yeah, whatever”

Bob: “You know, the cool cleaning freak from Full House, and the hilarious captionator for America’s Funniest Home Videos?”

*shows a fake clip from the show, it shows a cat sleeping with its tail sticking out, all of a sudden someone steps on its tail* Bob (captioning the video): “Ow my tail, ow, ow, ow.”

*everyones just stares*

Bob: “Stamos! What happened to ya buddy?”

Stamos: “It was Scudworth, but we worked everything out, I feel like we can be the best of friends now”

Bob: “WHAT!?!? I thought I was your best friend!”

Stamos: “You are, but I can see Scudworth joining our pack”

Bob: “Damn SCUDWORTH”

*all clones, conspirators, and special guests stare, and walk out quietly*

Bob: “Hey, where did all of my adoring fans go?”

*a shadow creeps up from outside in the hallway, the figure has glowing eyes, Bob and Stamos scream*

(end of scene 1)

Alaskanbullworm
04-21-2003, 05:22 PM
Scene 2

*everyone is walking away into their cars*

*Joan walks up to Abe (Joan with half her shirt and panties on, Abe with only his underwear)*

Joan: “Abe?”

Abe: “Hmmph” (Abe walks away)

*Abes goes into his limo and drives away, leaving Cleo and the limo driver behind*

Limo Driver: “Well, I guess that just leaves us…” *he starts to put his arm around Cleo*

*Cleo smacks him on the side of his head, she walks over to Joan*

Cleo: “Wow, I can’t believe you actually did it with JFK, hehe now you’ll be in a very special group at our school. They’re called tramps.”

Joan: “Oh shut up Cleo. Now by telling you this, you probably will just laugh and go back to Abe, but you want to know what we really did?

Cleo: “Oh yeah, I want to hear everything that you guys did”

Joan: “Well, we…”

*Joan talks, a shadow of a figure appears creeping away from the clones, the figure hops on Mr.B’s car as he is driving to Scudworths house*

*scene to Abe’s house where Abe pulls into the driveway*

*Abe slams the car door*

Abe: “Why that no good, one-timing wh***, I mean JFK?!?! Come on!!!!! I need some time to myself”

*Abe walks into his house*

*Abe’s dad runs up to him*

Abe’s dad: “So, how was it? Was it better than I hoped? Was it better than anything you ever saw, felt, or heard before in your entire life?”

Abe: “We, didn’t do anything dad, Joan on the other hand, actually did do something.”

Abe’s dad: “WITH CELOPATRA? Oh boy, I wish I was there to see that. I bet it was….”

Abe: “Ewwwwwwwww dad, NO.” *rubs his head* “Joan did it with……with…….*tear drop* J…F…K.”

Abe’s dad: “Woah, JFK? Well, in your school, wouldn’t she be in the Tramp Group now?”

Abe: “I don’t know, but I just some time to myself in my room”

Abe’s dad: “Oh…..……OK foster son.”

*scene changes over with Gandhi and Marie in Gandhi’s house*

Gandhi: “Wow, last night was so full of events. I don’t believe what Joan did.”

Marie: “Oh yeah, that was a pretty big surprise. Now, she’s going to be in that Tramp Group now.”

Gandhi: “Yeah, that does sound a little funny, but she’s my friend. I can’t call her a tramp.”

Marie: “Sure you can, just say, ‘Joan is a tramp’”

Gandhi: “I’ll never do that Marie, you know me. If I say that, she’ll somehow find out and probably try to kill me.”

Marie: “Oh don’t worry Gandhi, there’s no one around.”

Gandhi: “Uhhhhhh,” *in a very quiet voice* “Joan is a tramp”

*Joan is standing outside the window and hears Gandhi, Joan speaks but so Gandhi can’t hear*

Joan: “Oh Gandhi, I got to tell you what I really did………………. But first, I’m going to have to beat the crap out of you”

*scene changes back to the meat locker, the lights come on*

*a janitor walks in, walks to the flash freezing room*

Janitor: “Oh, not again”

*the janitor picks up the main Shadowy Figure and puts him in his garbage can*

Janitor: “Oh man, look what someone did to John Stamos and to that other guy from Full House.”

*he places them into the garbage can as well*

Shadowy Figure: *wakes up* “Huh? Where am I” *looks up and sees the body of Stamos and Bob* “AHHHHHHHHH” *passes out*

Janitor: “Hmmm, what was that noise? Eh, I’ve heard worse sounds before.”

*the janitor packs them into his garbage truck and drives off*

*scene changes to Abe’s room*

Abe: “Oh Joan, why did you have to do that? You’re so young. Well, I’m just as young as her but still, I didn’t SLEEP WITH JFK!!!”

*phone rings, Abe asks the phone*

Abe: “Who is calling phone?”

Phone: “It is Joan of Arc”

Abe: “Oh, it’s HER” *picks up the phone* “Hello Joan”

Joan: “Abe, please listen to me, I have to tell you what we REALLY did last night.”

Abe: “Ugh, I don’t want to hear what you did in bed with JFK”

Joan: “No, Abe we didn’t do what you think we did……”

*Abe listens and it shows him taking a huge gasp*

Abe: “GASP!!!!”

*end of Scene 2*

Alaskanbullworm
04-26-2003, 12:15 AM
Scene 3

*scene changes to Scudworths house*

Scudworth: “Well, there go my plans for Cloney Island.” *throws plans into trash* “All of the clones now know what’s going to become of them. Those Shadowy Figures probably already have all of them back to their place.”

*Scudworth looks out of his window and sees the clones driving back to their own houses*

Scudworth: “This can’t be! The Shadowy Figures plans’ didn’t go according to plan, so my plan will be planned out for the planning. Oh yes, I feel like my luck is turning around”

*Mr.B’s car is just about to Scudworth’s house, the shadow on the back looks toward the camera and laughs menacingly*

*Mr.B’s car pulls into the driveway, the shadow creeps on the side of the house and looks into the window*

Scudworth: “Mr.B, you’re back!!!........So, how was your ‘vacation’?”

Mr.B: “Uh, it was OK Wesley. I had the time of my life”

*flashback to a 7-11 and shows Mr.B eating a Twinkie by a window*

*the shadow peers in and watches as Scudworth and Mr.B talks, the shadow laughs again and runs away*

*Mr.B sees the shadow by the window but couldn’t make it out as it left, he just stares into the yard*

*scene changes to JFK’s house, Cleo is with him*

Cleo: “So, you guys really didn’t do it right”

JFK: “Uhhhhh” *looks around nervously* “We did so do it, who said we didn’t?!?!”

Cleo: “Uh Joan did”

JFK: “Oh then , no we didn’t do it”

Cleo: “You know this lying and talking about being in a bed with someone is really turning me on”

JFK: “so, are we back together baby?”

Cleo: “Oh yes JFK”

JFK: *whispers* “Yes, 2 broads in 2 days, this is going in my online journal”

*scene changes back to Abe’s room*

Abe: “Oh Joan, I’m so sorry I was mad at you. But you have to admit, what I thought you did would make anyone angry.”

Joan: “Yeah Abe, I mean all that we did was kiss, get undressed in bad and JFK felt me up. He wanted to say that he did it with a goth chick but I just wanted to make you jealous for doing it with Cleo, but since he finished before we started and you guys didn’t do it, I’d say we’re even.”

Abe: “Yeah”

Joan: “So, Abe, do you………………………… want to go to the hospital with me?”

Abe: “Sure, Joan………..wait a minute, why?”

Joan: “Well, Gandhi called me a tramp so I beat the crap out of him and he whined about having to go to the hospital now. I don’t think it was too bad.”

Abe: *laughingly* “Joan”

*just before Abe leaves the phone rings again*

Cleo: “Abe, this is Cleo, I just wanted to say that we are through and I’m going out with JFK again, bye” *phone hangs up*

*Abe drops the phone in awe*

*Abe gets red with anger, his teeth grit back and forth, he’s about to blow his top, all of a sudden*

Abe: “Eh, there will always be more fish out in that gene pool for me, especially Joan”

*scene changes to the hospital, Gandhi’s parents, Marie Curie and Princess Gremulon (the half-hummingbird-half-donkey-half-unicorn) were in with Gandhi*

Abe: “So Gandhi, how’s it going?”

Gandhi: “Agh, agh, agh aghhhhhh”

Marie: “Oh his mouth was wired shut from that fight with a bear that Joan said that she saw”

*Gandhi looks at Joan, Joan makes a fist to make sure he doesn’t say what really happened*

Gandhi’s Mom: “So Abe sweetie, where’s that broad that you were going out with?”

Abe: “Oh, we broke up, she was a tramp anyway. But Joan and I are now together and I believe that THIS one will last forever.”

*Abe and Joan hug, everyone in the room says “Aw”

Abe: “Well, I guess we all learned something, never judge someone who you think is a tramp, unless they really are one.”

Joan: “Oh Abe, you’re so funny”

*scene changes back to the garbage truck, it drives up to a dump and unloads the bodies*

Shadowy Figure: *wakes up* “Uhhhh, where am I?” *he looks up to see a sign that says ‘Welcome to New Jersey’* “NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO”

*scene changes to a big room, the figure of a shadow is standing in the middle*

*the shadow speaks in a women’s voice*

Shadow Figure: “Oh Scudworth…….Scudworth, Scudworth, Scudworth. Ha ha ha ha. You are going to pay for what you did to me, I’m going to steal any plans that you have and turn them against you. HA HA HA HA HA HA HA *cough*…………….Oh Brian, how I wonder where you are………..………

Announcer: “Next time on a very special Clone High; One of the clones might be having a baby, I can’t tell you who, but you WILL be amazed. Abe however, will feel hungry.”

*ending theme*





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