candy17
04-16-2003, 12:53 PM
Hello, cats and kittens, to my game. The object is to create a deliciously demented romance novel line (you can include cartoon characters in it).
Remember: Be hot, be naughty, be goofy!
I'll get the ball rolling on this one:
“‘Miss Savannah—I say, Miss Savannah—is there room for both of us under that hoop skirt? The dress, that is,’ Colonel Leghorn mocked with a sweep of his top hat before the dainty, refined Miss Savannah gave him a most savage beating with her parasol.”
“…then Alan kissed Robin, like a butterfly kisses the windshield of a Porsche on the Autobahn.”
“A feverish heat swept Diana as her bosom began to heave uncontrollably. She doubted she’d make it to the bathroom on time.”
“After Annette left her lover in bed, she felt spent and sad like a can of Cheez Whiz at a Superbowl party.”
“Alejandro was the type of man that made his lovers think of satin sheets and steamy nights in his hot tub, of wild, unbridled sex involving handcuffs, strawberries, hot fudge, and whipped cream—and that was when his clients had the dinero for it. If they were cheapskates, they’d have to settle for a quickie behind a bodega or in an alley behind a porno theater—and that went for both girls and guys because sex didn’t come cheap for Alejandro.”
“As Alan's mouth pressed Carmen’s, she felt herself melting in his arms like yellow snow in the July sun.”
“As he threw me over his lumpy shoulder, the flames grew, but no bigger than fire surging in my heart. Indeed, no fires, nor the heat of the sun, could compare to what burned inside me. My desire for the emperor multiplied by a tenfold as he spewed out stereotypical French phrases, tripping on every other stair in our escape from the burning brothel. Oh, to feel his pulsating manhood against my quivering body—no matter how underdeveloped the British claimed it was!”
“As Jenny caressed Richard’s bare chest, Richard’s member stood stiff and stony like the former vice-president.”
“As Vixen kissed her way down Harold’s manly chest, he felt his crane company stock rising in value.”
“Beatrice was on Gene like a piranha on a corn dog.”
“Brad had conquered Aisha’s heart as he did her refrigerator when he first moved in with her.”
“Carlo was no Fred Flintstone, but after that long, steamy night of passionate sex, he certainly knew how to make my bed rock.”
“Catherine’s eyes were a beautiful pastel green. Her lips full, pink, and sensual. And her legs strong and firm, all four of them.”
“Claire choked out tiny, heated sobs reminiscent of her cat, Snuggles, as it’s being run through with a roasting spit.”
“Dan plowed Zelda’s abundant, feminine fields.”
“DiMarco awoke my slumbering womanhood with his double-tall, hazelnut loin mocha latte. With every sensuous gulp, I felt myself percolate until I cried out, ‘Oh, Starbuck!’ on the throes of a rich, caffeinated climax.”
Be creative and have fun with it!
:D
Remember: Be hot, be naughty, be goofy!
I'll get the ball rolling on this one:
“‘Miss Savannah—I say, Miss Savannah—is there room for both of us under that hoop skirt? The dress, that is,’ Colonel Leghorn mocked with a sweep of his top hat before the dainty, refined Miss Savannah gave him a most savage beating with her parasol.”
“…then Alan kissed Robin, like a butterfly kisses the windshield of a Porsche on the Autobahn.”
“A feverish heat swept Diana as her bosom began to heave uncontrollably. She doubted she’d make it to the bathroom on time.”
“After Annette left her lover in bed, she felt spent and sad like a can of Cheez Whiz at a Superbowl party.”
“Alejandro was the type of man that made his lovers think of satin sheets and steamy nights in his hot tub, of wild, unbridled sex involving handcuffs, strawberries, hot fudge, and whipped cream—and that was when his clients had the dinero for it. If they were cheapskates, they’d have to settle for a quickie behind a bodega or in an alley behind a porno theater—and that went for both girls and guys because sex didn’t come cheap for Alejandro.”
“As Alan's mouth pressed Carmen’s, she felt herself melting in his arms like yellow snow in the July sun.”
“As he threw me over his lumpy shoulder, the flames grew, but no bigger than fire surging in my heart. Indeed, no fires, nor the heat of the sun, could compare to what burned inside me. My desire for the emperor multiplied by a tenfold as he spewed out stereotypical French phrases, tripping on every other stair in our escape from the burning brothel. Oh, to feel his pulsating manhood against my quivering body—no matter how underdeveloped the British claimed it was!”
“As Jenny caressed Richard’s bare chest, Richard’s member stood stiff and stony like the former vice-president.”
“As Vixen kissed her way down Harold’s manly chest, he felt his crane company stock rising in value.”
“Beatrice was on Gene like a piranha on a corn dog.”
“Brad had conquered Aisha’s heart as he did her refrigerator when he first moved in with her.”
“Carlo was no Fred Flintstone, but after that long, steamy night of passionate sex, he certainly knew how to make my bed rock.”
“Catherine’s eyes were a beautiful pastel green. Her lips full, pink, and sensual. And her legs strong and firm, all four of them.”
“Claire choked out tiny, heated sobs reminiscent of her cat, Snuggles, as it’s being run through with a roasting spit.”
“Dan plowed Zelda’s abundant, feminine fields.”
“DiMarco awoke my slumbering womanhood with his double-tall, hazelnut loin mocha latte. With every sensuous gulp, I felt myself percolate until I cried out, ‘Oh, Starbuck!’ on the throes of a rich, caffeinated climax.”
Be creative and have fun with it!
:D