Brandon Pierce
09-16-2001, 03:45 AM
[inside the angry beavers' dam, dag is lifting weights, or trying to, norb is on the couch watching a b-movie)
Dag: Hey, Norb. What gives? You're not working out!
Norb: Do you think I really need to? (flexes his muscles) Fighty the Rugrats is gonna be a sintch!
Dag: I still can't believe they wanna fight us! They don't stand a chance against us! I guess it goes to show you how smart those babies are! (dag snickers)
[scene changes to Tommy Pickle's house. He's excercising and Angelica is coaching him]
Angelica: One! Two! Three!
Tommy: Angelica, can I have a break?
Angelica: NO! And what's that smeel.
Tommy: Well, remember when I said I had to...
Angelica: Ewww! You're disgusting!!! (angelica runs away)
Tommy: Do I stink that bad? (lifts up armpit and sniffs it) It doesn't smell that bad! (chuckie enters)
Chuckie: How's the training coming, Tommy?
Tommy: It's hard work pumping up to fight those... the... weasel... things.
Chuckie: I think they're rats.
Tommy: Rats, whatever.
Chuckie: Why are we fighting against the rat things, anyway?
Tommy: Because The Rugrats and The Angry Rats have had rivalry for the last time. We're gonna prove to the audiences who's better!
Chuckie: So if we win, that means our show is better?
Tommy: Yep.
Chuckie: What if they win?
Tommy: Well, Angelica is working on a plan for us to win.
Chuckie: We're gonna cheat? Isn't that against the rules?
Tommy: We're babies, we're supposed to go against the rules.
Chuckie: I don't know about this, Tommy.
[scene changes back to Angry Beavers, the brothers are reading fan mail]
Dag: Wosie wowsers! I didn't realize we had som many fans!
Norb: Letters from the electric company? You call that fan mail?
Dag: Well, it's a start! [norb finds a letter]
Norb: Here's something from Barry! (opens letter)
Dag: I hope it's not salmon. I don't like salmon. (norb takes out a magazine]
Norb: Barry sent us a magazine! It's an insruction magazine all about pumping up! This will come in handy!
Dag: I guess, but why would salmon come in handy for pumping up? (norb rolls his eyes)
Norb: Do you think we'll win this fight?
Dag: I don't know. if we're taking pointers from salmon...
Norb: Please, Dag...
Dag: I mean, Barry's weird if he wants salmon to coach us.
Norb: Dag...
Dag: I guess it wouldn't hurt to try something new. Maybe salmon make great coaches!
Norb: DAG!!!
Dag: What?! You don't hafta yell! I'm standing right here! You act like you've been calling my name and I haven't answered! [norb sighs]
TO BE Continued...
Dag: Hey, Norb. What gives? You're not working out!
Norb: Do you think I really need to? (flexes his muscles) Fighty the Rugrats is gonna be a sintch!
Dag: I still can't believe they wanna fight us! They don't stand a chance against us! I guess it goes to show you how smart those babies are! (dag snickers)
[scene changes to Tommy Pickle's house. He's excercising and Angelica is coaching him]
Angelica: One! Two! Three!
Tommy: Angelica, can I have a break?
Angelica: NO! And what's that smeel.
Tommy: Well, remember when I said I had to...
Angelica: Ewww! You're disgusting!!! (angelica runs away)
Tommy: Do I stink that bad? (lifts up armpit and sniffs it) It doesn't smell that bad! (chuckie enters)
Chuckie: How's the training coming, Tommy?
Tommy: It's hard work pumping up to fight those... the... weasel... things.
Chuckie: I think they're rats.
Tommy: Rats, whatever.
Chuckie: Why are we fighting against the rat things, anyway?
Tommy: Because The Rugrats and The Angry Rats have had rivalry for the last time. We're gonna prove to the audiences who's better!
Chuckie: So if we win, that means our show is better?
Tommy: Yep.
Chuckie: What if they win?
Tommy: Well, Angelica is working on a plan for us to win.
Chuckie: We're gonna cheat? Isn't that against the rules?
Tommy: We're babies, we're supposed to go against the rules.
Chuckie: I don't know about this, Tommy.
[scene changes back to Angry Beavers, the brothers are reading fan mail]
Dag: Wosie wowsers! I didn't realize we had som many fans!
Norb: Letters from the electric company? You call that fan mail?
Dag: Well, it's a start! [norb finds a letter]
Norb: Here's something from Barry! (opens letter)
Dag: I hope it's not salmon. I don't like salmon. (norb takes out a magazine]
Norb: Barry sent us a magazine! It's an insruction magazine all about pumping up! This will come in handy!
Dag: I guess, but why would salmon come in handy for pumping up? (norb rolls his eyes)
Norb: Do you think we'll win this fight?
Dag: I don't know. if we're taking pointers from salmon...
Norb: Please, Dag...
Dag: I mean, Barry's weird if he wants salmon to coach us.
Norb: Dag...
Dag: I guess it wouldn't hurt to try something new. Maybe salmon make great coaches!
Norb: DAG!!!
Dag: What?! You don't hafta yell! I'm standing right here! You act like you've been calling my name and I haven't answered! [norb sighs]
TO BE Continued...