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The Flash
02-02-2003, 12:22 AM
Object: Look at the picture attached below, think of a Funny Quote for it, then post your reply. If that’s not your idea of fun, read other people’s quotes.

Rules: All quotes must be clean, and at or below the PG bracket. If your Funny Quote goes too far above this, your post will either be edited or deleted.

ENJOY!

Click here (http://forums.toonzone.net/showthread.php?s=&threadid=64619) for last week's quote.

Picture submitted by Aximlli. Picture from www.mckellen.com.
Comic Book Boy
02-02-2003, 12:57 AM
GIRL(i know who she is but I forgot her name): I thought he was gay?
unknown hero
02-02-2003, 04:01 PM
girl-"someone......call the ..police"
Storm
02-02-2003, 04:16 PM
Anna: Don't touch me!!!!

Ian: Hush girl, it's only a movie.

Anna: I mean it, don't touch....

Ian: AHHHHHHHHH, it burns, it burns.

Anna: told ya, you shouldn't of touched me. Now the only things I need are superstrength and a hunky cajun :D Halle and Fakme heart your hearts out!
TimTwoFace
02-02-2003, 09:45 PM
"DAD, STOP MOOCHING OFF OF ME AND MY FORTUNE! Now get BACK to the dry-cleaners and help mom fold my clothes."

-Tim
Outlander00
02-03-2003, 08:30 AM
"Get away from me, you dirty, old man!"

"I've finally found a date to the Academy Awards!"

"Give me sum sugar, baby!"

"Hail to the king, baby!"

I know... two blatant Army of Darkness reference... but they fit, so sue me :p
James
02-03-2003, 06:41 PM
Anna Paquin reveals to the world her real life mutant gift - a hand shaped like Ian Mckellen's head.
TimTwoFace
02-04-2003, 01:50 AM
"I know you're gay and all, but that does NOT give you the right to put your hand there!"

-Tim
Patrick Bateman
02-04-2003, 01:55 AM
Rogue: "Isn't this the guy who tried to kill me 3 years ago?"

Magneto: "I wonder if she remembers I'm the guy who tried to kill her 3 years ago."
Weatherman
02-04-2003, 10:47 PM
Ian: Must....keep...smiling. Feds...watching....every.....move.


Nann: Help......me





Sir Ian McKellen shows off his latest addition to the trophy case, a full-size doll of Anna Paquin.
Lucky Bob
02-06-2003, 12:52 AM
Coming soon, Tekken 153259862.5!

Heihachi, now 105, decided to settle down, marry Anna, and raise chickens. But one day, the chickens accidentaly linked to Kayzuma's genome, which transformed them into super-evil-really-yucky-evil fighting chickens! They broke out of their coop and started rampaging Tokyo. Heihachi, to prevent them from achieving world domination, has decided to lure the chickens back to the farm by holding (yet another) King of Iron Fist Tournament...

Special apperances by Wally Faust!

Coming May 3030.
Manhunter
02-07-2003, 12:42 PM
Ian: Look, everyone! I'm straight now!
Elven Moon
02-08-2003, 11:45 AM
Girl: Yeah, OK, um, don't touch me!

Ian: But I'm gay, so this doesn't count, right?
Cyber E.
02-13-2003, 02:43 PM
Ian whispering : "Hold still girl! I need to look like I am straight again, i'll pay you after the photos!"

Anna to herself : "God, my career is going down the craper"

-aJb
Jedigreedo
02-18-2003, 09:44 AM
Ian: Quick we can charge more for the both of us!
Pilmedium
02-18-2003, 05:22 PM
Man: (whispering) "The things I do for money..."
Woman: "Is he an abusive police member?"
Salvor
02-21-2003, 07:45 AM
Ian: Come on, little Hobbit! Let's go kick Sauron's butt!!
Anna: Drunk again.
Boy Wonder
02-22-2003, 08:59 PM
Ian: This is where my "magic" comes from
Brittany: WHAT?!? I only serve Ashton!
NightwingWC
02-23-2003, 10:44 PM
Yeah, this one time, I was on the front of a boat, and these guys in the back were like "come to the back of the boat."

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Marge: Homer, I have someone who can help you.
Homer: Is it Batman?
Marge: No, it's a scientist.
Homer: Batmans a scientist.
Marge: IT'S NOT BATMAN!