View Full Version : The Simpsons Hit Cereal Aisles!
James Harvey
09-10-2001, 12:34 PM
Believe it or not, but The Simpsons are headed for
your breakfast table. Later this month, Kellogg's is launching Bart Simpson Peanut Butter Chocolate Crunch (what, does it taste like a Butterfinger bar?) and Homer's Cinnamon Donut Cereal (mmm...donuts). So kids, if you want to grow up big and strong and with a yellow complexion and eight fingers you know what brand to pick up!
Calhoun07
09-10-2001, 04:00 PM
And it took them thirteen years to get this out? I wonder when we will see the other characters get their own cereals? Lisa's Vegan Crunch, Maggie's Pacifier Pops, and Marge's...hmmm...what cereal could we have for Marge?
BourgeoisBuffoon
09-10-2001, 08:58 PM
Marge's household kitchen appliances cereal? :D And think of secondary chars...
This is rather cool, actually. I wonder what they will taste like. Good, hopefully-though I may still in the end to Frosted Flakes...
And frankly, if The Simpsons are doing cereals, they must really be serious about trying to rekindle the marketing extravaganza from 1990...we'll just have to wait and see.
Nightwing
09-10-2001, 09:27 PM
Well my mind is precedented to be afraid when TV makes a cereal. It's just how things were in the 80s. They made cereals of EVERYTHING when I was younger! The Adams Family comes to mind as an example. BUT, this could be kinda cool. Hey! They should make Krusty-Os!!
BourgeoisBuffoon
09-10-2001, 09:56 PM
SAID BY NIGHTWING: Hey! They should make Krusty-Os!!
Or Frosted Krusty Flakes with the free bacteria and razor sharp blade! :D Well, we know what Krusty's cereals would be...and I wonder if they if they DID make these; how many kids would need appendixes taken out... :D
ADAMS FAMILY cereal?! Whoa. Now I know what cereals can become if not handled properly... :p What did it taste like...?
Trent Lane
09-10-2001, 10:49 PM
Originally posted by calhoun07
...and Marge's...hmmm...what cereal could we have for Marge?
Marge's Frosted Nagging Flakes?
Jowy Blight
09-11-2001, 01:06 AM
They should make Krusty-Os!!
Flesh eating bacteria in every box..........:D
Bird Boy
09-11-2001, 09:36 AM
this sounds good...I'm gonna buy that bart cereal....it'll taste great in milk....
-BB
DR. BELCH
09-11-2001, 10:49 AM
Aye, laddie! Have ye tried Groundskeeper Willie's Haggis Crunch? Now with 20 percent more sheep's liver in every wee bite! ;)
And coming in fall 2002, The Old Sea Captain's Seaweed Crispies, with fish puffs and marshmallow barnacles....
BourgeoisBuffoon
09-11-2001, 10:59 AM
How about Krababble's Crabapple cereal?
Or perhaps Apu's Shiva Crunch? (no offense to any Hindus..)?
Maybe Kent Brockmen's News Bites (my fav!)? With little newscamera marshmallows in every bite! :P
I wonder what other cereals could be though up? These are getting good! :D ...And heaven knows I'd buy 'em...:rollseyes:
James Harvey
09-11-2001, 05:39 PM
Barney's Beer Flakes!
Get drunk with only two helpings! Include marshmellow shaped beer bottles and powdered alcohol sprinkles to sprinkle on the cereal!
Coming soon...Apu's Vishnu Loops!
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