Scenes from a hat: Worst celebrity to move in with you

[Daniel P]

"Hi, I'm Britney Spears! I'll be practicing my new songs all night in the room across from you!"

[Sue_Jackson]

"Hey......my name is Anna Nicole Smith! Looks like we're gonna be roomies!" :eek: :gags:

[Mishvee]

Hi, I'm Michael Jackson. Can I dangle my kids off your balcony, bring in my llamas and chimps, and horrify you with close-up looks at my face?

[Matthew Hunter]

Congratulations! You've won a chance to be room mates with the cast of Kangaroo Jack, including the kangaroo!
-Matthew

[Ryoutarou]

Hi i'm drew carry

[Galaxia]

It's me, Carrot Top! We're gonna be roomies! This'll be fun! We'll stay up late, swapping manly stories, and in the morning... I'm making waffles! Would you mind if I used the phone for a while?

Hey, we're *Nsync! We're gonna crash here for a few days and work on our signature dance moves - don't tell us to go "Bye bye bye"!

[StarScream64]

"Hi. My name is O.J. Simpson!"

[Nin-Nin69]

I pitty the foo who don't remember my name! Murdock! Quit with the jibba jabba and bring in my suitcases full of golden jewelry! :eek:

[Brandon Pierce]

"Stardate, five.... seven.... twothreefour..... eight...... one-hundred.... Spockwhatisit? OH! My God! I..... have to..... movein.............................................................................................. .................................................................................................... .................................................................................................... .................................................................................................... .................................................................................................... ........................................................................... with you!"

[Matthew Hunter]

Hi I'm Tom Green! I'm your room mate this year! My bum is on the.....

-Matthew

[Jade_GL]

Hi, I'm Christina Aguilera. But I'm not who you'll be rooming with.... You'll be rooming with X-tina.... :D

[StarScream64]

"Hi. My name's Anna Nicole. I'm not a celebrity, but I play one on TV."

[TimTwoFace]

Pauly Shore: "Hey, it's great we're roomies, now. You can help me with my stand-up routine. Damn, I haven't had work in years."

[Good Ol' Batmanuel!]

"Yo, it's Eminem! Lemme in, dawg!"

[Watermelon]

Hi, I'm Michal Jackson. What's up?

[Galaxia]

Originally posted by TimTwoFace
Pauly Shore: "Hey, it's great we're roomies, now. You can help me with my stand-up routine. Damn, I haven't had work in years."

You forgot the "Buuu-uuuudddy!" ;)

"I'm Simon Cowell......whoever decorated this shabby little house should be thrown out into the street and beaten within an inch of his miserable life. Positively dreadful..."

[cross blues]

J Lo - " I'm sorry could you sit on the floor? I need the couch space (for my fat ass)."

[The Dork Knight]

Hi! I'm Diamond Dallas Page! Hey, is that a cat? Owning a cat is'nt a bad thing! It's a good thing! Hey, is that a TV? I'm on TV! When I'm on TV, it's not a bad thing! It's a good thing!

- The Dork Knight

[hippos666]

Hi im Richard Simons, Get down and give me,,,




DISCO!!!!!!!!

[FredNash]

"Hi! I'm Steve-O, formerly of MTV's Jackass! Hold still while I staple your privates to mine!"

[Outlander00]

"Hi, I'm, like, Reese Witherspoon... You know the blond from Legally Blond... Me and Ryan are moving in ... Like, dont mind the large group of people, they are just Hollywood leeches... You know, agents! Oh, and we are using your room as a nursery!"

[James]

Hi, I'm Freddie Prince Junior, and I intend to try and get a part for every cult film you'd like to see and ruin it! Can I borrow some cash?

[Magentabeams]

"Now, take a look at these charts..." Ross Pero (sp?)

Sarahanne