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The Flash
01-25-2003, 07:38 PM
Object: Look at the picture attached below, think of a Funny Quote for it, then post your reply. If that’s not your idea of fun, read other people’s quotes.

Rules: All quotes must be clean, and at or below the PG bracket. If your Funny Quote goes too far above this, your post will either be edited or deleted.

ENJOY!

Click here (http://forums.toonzone.net/showthread.php?s=&threadid=63226) for last week's quote.

James
01-25-2003, 07:46 PM
As a superhero costume, the outfit lacked a certain something...

The Landstander
01-25-2003, 09:27 PM
1. Nobody believed The Raelians cloning of a baby really happened, but many thought they could do a better fake than this.

2. Turn your head...cough... (I think that's PG)

TimTwoFace
01-25-2003, 09:45 PM
"And the award goes to..."

Backstage, one of the presenters - a pissed off Eagles fan - tries to sneak the trophy for one of those nameless football awards into his suit. And as the members of the Bucs come up to accept their award...

"Oh geez."

-Tim

Scatha_the_Worm
01-27-2003, 11:03 AM
Unfortunately, officials were unable to prosecute the man who stole the Lombardi trophy as the theft was determined to be a non-reviewable play.

pabcool
01-27-2003, 11:07 AM
*In odd, girly-girl voice* What does THIS button do?

Kal-el
01-27-2003, 11:50 AM
Following his trick of producing a Tampa Bay helmet, the master magician topped it by producing the Vince Lombardi trophy out of thin air. The crowd was amazed.

The magician was soon thereafter contacted by the Detroit Lions to be their new coach.

Pilmedium
01-27-2003, 08:04 PM
"I hope the trophy does not fall when I touch it, or else I will be beat up by the football players."

TimTwoFace
01-28-2003, 01:53 AM
"Ehhhh, it's not like the Stanley Cup or anything, but I guess this thing is all right." *SHRUG*

-Tim

Outlander00
01-28-2003, 01:16 PM
I wish Mr. Tagliabo would give me a better job than this!

Nightwing1221
01-29-2003, 07:47 PM
"Really Master Bruce first the Bust, and now the Lombardi Trophy. The Bat Poles are not a good idea. Someone is bound to find the little button."

Lucky Bob
01-30-2003, 01:07 AM
Wait, this is the baby's spit-up rag....

Tobias
01-30-2003, 05:26 PM
Unable to contain his happiness, Crow T. Robot bursts into tears as he presents the trophy to the winning team...