Scenes from a hat: Times when people run away as fast as they can.

[Brandon Pierce]

Barbara Steisand?

[Galaxia]

"Psst.......I've got bootleged DVDs of 'Kangaroo Jack' - you want one?"

[jeffrey 228]

"Do you like to also bootleg software for your computer at a cheaper price?"

[Daniel P]

"And this headache reliever comes with extra laxative!"

[Pilmedium]

"I am a fan of recent Disney sequels."
"Scooby-Doo is underrated."
"Space Jam was the best movie ever."
"School is all about socializing."

[StarScream64]

"Heeeyyy, Macarena!!!"

[Danielle]

......................{grins} I have a toejam collection!

[Good Ol' Batmanuel!]

"...you've chosen bachelorette number three and here she is; Selma Bouvier!"

[Sue_Jackson]

"Hey.....I got Baby Looney Tunes on DVD! Wanna watch with me?" :p

[TimTwoFace]

"Hi, I'm Tim Leighton, and I'm a Toonzone Mod."

:eek:

-Tim

[jeffrey 228]

LOL

I like The show Cow and Chicken better then anything.

[Watermelon]

Hey...wanna buy a hoofed mammal?

[Good Ol' Batmanuel!]

Originally posted by 0
Hey...wanna buy a hoofed mammal?
Don't you mean an ungulate? ;)

[Galaxia]

"Carrot Top here! Need to make a collect call? Dial right down the center! 1-800-call-att! It's free for you and cheap for them!"

[TimTwoFace]

"I hate to tell you this, Mr. Jordan, but you've just been traded to the Memphis Grizzlies."

[Ramen Noodles]

Hey wanna buy a hoofed ungulate?
HeHe is that from Far Side?

[Good Ol' Batmanuel!]

Originally posted by Ramen Noodles
Hey wanna buy a hoofed ungulate?
HeHe is that from Far Side?
Yes, it is. Larson changed ungulate to hoofed mammal. Apparently, the editors thought that not enough people would know what an ungulate is! :eek: Heh.

[Singin' Stray Cat]

Originally posted by TimTwoFace
"I hate to tell you this, Mr. Jordan, but you've just been traded to the Memphis Grizzlies."

ROTFL! Say, would you guys like your team back? :p

Back on topic...

"Ladies and gents, the Raining Anvils Comedy Club is proud to present....Bob Saget!!"

[Sue_Jackson]

"Hey......I'm Barney, the Purple Dinosaur!" "I love you. You love me. We're a happy family......"

[Allen's Nickname.]

Allright Mr. Jones, we're going to play a little Word Association:

Guns.
BABIES!
Uhh...War.
BABIES!
..Nuclear?
BABIES!

[TimTwoFace]

Originally posted by Singin' Stray Cat
ROTFL! Say, would you guys like your team back? :p


Nah, you can keep 'em, they were managed terribly. I'd take the Grizz back if the owners cared at all about the team. :p

(BTW SSC, I didn't know you were from the Memphis area...or are you just a concerned basketball fan?)

Back on topic...

"Put your hands up. You are surrounded by the Canadian army. We will move in with our plastic knives and forks to keep the peace momentarily."

OK, they wouldn't really run away - that's just our dream. Hey, what do you expect, we don't spend anything on our military, cuz we don't even need one. :p

-Tim

[unknown hero]

celine dion: would you like to hear me sing from my latest album?

[Watermelon]

"How would you like to see my puppet show about eggs taking over the earth with Kermit the Frog?"

[Singin' Stray Cat]

Originally posted by TimTwoFace
Nah, you can keep 'em, they were managed terribly. I'd take the Grizz back if the owners cared at all about the team. :p

(BTW SSC, I didn't know you were from the Memphis area...or are you just a concerned basketball fan?)


Nah, don't care that much about pro basketball, I just happen to live in that area. Memphis seems to have extremely bad luck with professional sports teams of any kind...the less said about the Mad Dogs and the Maniax, the better.

Say, that gives me an idea... :D

"Well, the big game's over...last one out of the parking lot's gotta clean the stadium!!"

[TimTwoFace]

"Grandma! Why don't you LOCK the bathroom door next time!?"

Erm...

-Tim

[Danielle]

Originally posted by TimTwoFace
"Grandma! Why don't you LOCK the bathroom door next time!?"


....................{whacks, then runs away as fast as she can} Hey, you were right! :p

Moving on....:
"Pull my finger. Aw, c'mon, pull my finger!"

[The Dork Knight]

"Hi! I'm Tom Green! Would you like to see me yell as loud as I can into a microphone while my parents are sleeping?"

- Foley Is Good

[Alaskanbullworm]

Anthony Hopkins: "Ahh thanks for the fava beans, hey I see a loose thread on your shirt. Would you mind if I bite it off. plft plft plft plft plft plft"

[Sue_Jackson]

Hey.....Jungle Book 2 is coming out on video. :eek:

(Unfortunately, this is true. :yawn: When will it ever stop? :rolleyes: )

[TimTwoFace]

"I'm setting you up on a blind date with this guy I know. His name is Tim Leighton, perhaps you know....him....hey, where ya goin'?"

:D

[Matthew Hunter]

"Hey, look kids! Here comes R. Kelly! -I beliiiievvveee I can flyyyyy....-"

-Matthew

[Singin' Stray Cat]

Originally posted by TimTwoFace
"I'm setting you up on a blind date with this guy I know. His name is Tim Leighton, perhaps you know....him....hey, where ya goin'?"

:D

Aww, now... you're not that bad looking! Gals don't know what they're missing. Really. Yeah, that's it. Now have a cookie and go feel better. :)

"Look what I just bought! A 7-CD compilation of the American Idol auditions!"

[Matthew Hunter]

No! ANYTHING but that! I HATE that show! Gives music a bad name.

hmmm....how about...

"Wanna watch Baby Looney Tunes"?

[TimTwoFace]

Batman: "Robin, slide down the Bat-pole immediately."

Robin: "Batman, I...er...think I just saw the Signal go...er...up..."

It's old, but come on, I'm out of ideas! :p

-Tim
PS - Awww SSC, you so sweet to me. *HUGZ* :) *GIVES CUTIE A COOKIE*

[AceOfKnaves]

*COUGH* I've only heard YOU use that joke, Tim Tim. :D

You know, I've actually had someone say this to me once.... :rolleyes:

"Hey, have you ever lit your farts on fire? Here, give me a light and I'll show you."

*RUNS AWAY*


~Selena~

[Matthew Hunter]

http://toolooney.toonzone.net/louvre.jpg

-Matthew

[TimTwoFace]

Wow Matthew, I guess actions DO speak louder than words.

Oh, that reminds me...

"Welcome to Heaven, my son, where you can relax and bask in the glow of the sun by day, and party it up in Downtown Heaven to the latest 2Pac Beyond the Grave CD by night. For eternity."

-Tim

[StarScream64]

"Hey everybody! I'm the biggest Scrappy Doo fan in the world! I've got Scrappy Doo posters, I've got Scrappy Doo sneakers, I've got Scrappy Doo notebooks, backpacks, pens, pencils, and NO LIFE...

[Beat]

"The kids are the best part of Armada!!"

[Sue_Jackson]

Hey.......guys! I got tickets to go see 'N'SYNC. Wanna come?

[Matthew Hunter]

"Hey, wanna come help me rearrange my underwear drawer while I watch my tapes of "Scooby and Scrappy" and "Baby Looney Tunes"?"
-Matthew