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DR. BELCH
09-08-2001, 01:01 PM
POK#403: Air Time
During lunch in a restaurant Team Twerp is approached by a rather heavyset, flamboyantly-dressed effeminate man who reminds me of an odd cross between Paul Lynde and Cleavon Schpeilbunk from a couple of seasons ago. He wants to interview Ash on the radio, station POKE, after hearing of his latest Johto gym victory in Goldenrod City.
Though the kid's about as wooden as they come, he agrees, and gets booked on a show hosted by a red-headed woman in large glasses. I'm sure that host has to be a caricature of some famous radio/TV personality in America or Japan, but I can't place her. She walks Ash through his interview by telling him to pretend it's a Pokemon battle...one of the more interesting relaxation techniques I've seen. Thankfully he didn't get mixed up and whip out a Pokeball, possibly unwittingly frying or drowning the host during the show.
Meanwhile Team Rocket wanders across the radio station, mistaking it for a shopping mall (couldn't they see the dish tower on the roof even at a distance?), and scheme their way inside pretending to be actors. They wander into the tape vault and make a buggardly mess of it--whereupon they're apprehended by guards who think they're...ventriloquists?
Before you can say "Willie Tyler and Lester", Jessy and James are booked on the redhead's show with dummy Meowth as "The Dugtrio Trio" (although it begs the question if they call themselves that, why use a Meowth puppet?). Jessy shows she has a knack for performing, which leads me to think if she ever gave up crime (and her ego) she could make it big in the biz. The three do a bicker act--which is really just them being themselves-- to rival McCarthy and Fields that's a big hit. James' line about wanting to give Meowth something (a bop to the head) made me laugh--taken out of context, it's rather dodgy. ;)
Team Twerp meets up with "The Dugtrio Trio" but fails to recognize them (though you'd think Jessy's unmistakable locks would stick out like a sore middle finger at rush hour). To make matters worse, the tapes the "Trio" ruined earlier were that day's broadcast, and the Teams are forced to read the copy live.
The high point is the story-in-the-story because (a) Charizard appears in it (voiced by James in an oddly asthmatic growl) (b) Misty looks very nice in her Arabian Nights costume and (c) in some weird pseudo-quasi-Oedipal twist, Jessy is playing a villian playing Ash's mother. ..with James as his "father". :eek:
Jessy again does well, but can't resist ad-libbing or literally trying to steal the show. When she and "Team Socket" steal the Pikachu in the story, the lines between script and reality blur and all hell breaks loose. Ash chases them to the roof while the mike guy and narrator follow, and between them they manage to salvage the story and write a bitter ending for Team Rocket.
Though I pity the real Dugtrio Trio, who the Trio con brio meet up with several miles down the road, when they arrive at POKE.
This has to be one of the most unusual episodes, what with all the metahumor buried in it. Basically it's a bunch of TV voice actors pretending to be TV characters pretending to be radio voice actors. Hurts the head just thinking about it. :confused:

JCA#239: Through the Rabbit Hole
This one must have been an ep left over from last season because Chandu is still in statue form, Valmont's goons are still chasing after the talismans, and Tohru hasn't yet become an ally of the Chans.
From the title I was thinking of Alice in Wonderland, but it's another variation of the time travel theme involving Jade and the rabbit talisman. When it's accidentally exposed to quantum radiation, the hyperspeed properties whisk Jade back to the disco era, 1978.
Jade meets up with a young Jackie, breaking his fall when some bigger kids dare him to hop a fence (altering the present, as Jackie loses a scar on his arm he got from that foolish stunt), and with a younger Uncle (who looks rather similar to the present Uncle but for his John Travolta duds and dark hair). Although it's mentioned he hasn't then trained under his Zen master, his fighting skills are pretty good--there's a great scene where present Jackie gets to fight with Uncle in his prime.
Scary thing is that the red-headed goon looks a little too confortable in the '70s.
DYN that Jade has the same teacher Jackie had 25 years ago? Another rather scary thought. I wonder what stories she'd have to tell about young Mr. Chan's shenanigans as a boy?
DYN that Valmont has worn the same style suit for 25 years, albeit it was smaller then? Again, scary.
DYN the reference to the song "Kung-Fu Fighting"?
Valmont's goons take the wrong turn in the space-time continuum and get trapped in the 1920s. They get back to the hideout eventually...the long way....

BourgeoisBuffoon
09-08-2001, 01:44 PM
Hm...Pokemon sounded interesting. I'd have liked to see the Dugtrio Trio perform, as it's usually interesting to see the Rockets act when they aren't trying to steal Pikachu-see "GO WEST, YOUNG MEOWTH".
I also wonder how the people will react with Ash's apparent parents.... ;) And a Charizard appears in the story? Hm! Thought ole' Ash got rid of it....oh well.

And I wonder if the kids need schooling....they can't recognize the Rockets anymore...:rolleyes:

oranthal
09-08-2001, 02:32 PM
jackie chan adventures never fails to make me laugh. on another subject, WB once again showed why they suck. today's episode is obviously out of order; anyway they can screw up, they will always find a way.

Sharklady
09-08-2001, 10:35 PM
> And I wonder if the kids need schooling....they can't recognize the Rockets anymore... <

Actually, they've *never* been any good at recognizing the Rockets. It's one of the series' running jokes (and, as several of us have noticed, it's very similar to Rocky & Bulwinkle's chronic inability to recognize Boris and Natashia.)

Anthonynotes
09-09-2001, 09:30 PM
Originally posted by Sharklady
> And I wonder if the kids need schooling....they can't recognize the Rockets anymore... <

Actually, they've *never* been any good at recognizing the Rockets. It's one of the series' running jokes (and, as several of us have noticed, it's very similar to Rocky & Bulwinkle's chronic inability to recognize Boris and Natashia.)

But they wear such great and clever disguises....remember when they passed themselves off as the oh-so-unrecognizable prospectors "Mojave Max" and "Death Valley Dotty"? ;-)

Seriously, I've rewatched the R&B movie made last year on video (checked out from the library). Don't know if you've seen this film yet, Sharklady, but there's a "don't these guys look familiar?" bit early on in the film when the heroes meet the bad guys...and later in the film, Natasha brings up this very point in a moment of feeling down...

-B.

Sharklady
09-09-2001, 10:02 PM
> I'd say the basic superpowers "package" is flying, super-strength, superhuman speed (to some degree, even if not on "Flash" level), and some degree of invulnerability. Though I'm not sure if the PPGirls have all four of these powers...maybe Sharklady will correct me :-) <

That is correct, sir.

In addition, they've all got the 'laser eyes', Blossom has 'ice breath', and Bubbles has her 'sonic scream' (she can also speak Spainish, & talk to squirrels & cats.) Buttercup's special powers have yet to be discovered; filling that gap seems to be a favorite Fanfic theme. Prehaps the PPG movie is going to tell us officially.

> Don't know if you've seen (the Rocky & Bulwinkle movie) yet, Sharklady... <

I have. And while I didn't think much of it overall, it *did* have a number of really funny moments ("Cut to commercial!") It's just too bad there weren't more of 'em.

Anthonynotes
09-09-2001, 11:27 PM
>> I'd say the basic superpowers "package" is flying, super-strength, superhuman speed (to some degree, even if not on "Flash" level), and some degree of invulnerability. Though I'm not sure if the PPGirls have all four of these powers...maybe Sharklady will correct me :-) <

>That is correct, sir.

>In addition, they've all got the 'laser eyes', Blossom has 'ice breath', and Bubbles has her 'sonic scream' (she can also speak Spainish, & talk to squirrels & cats.) Buttercup's special powers have yet to be discovered; filling that gap seems to be a favorite Fanfic theme. Prehaps the PPG movie is going to tell us officially.
<

More pointless comics trivia ahead...you've been warned:

"Generic energy blasts" (whether from one's eyes, hands, or whatever) seems to be a pretty popular secondary power (see: Superman's heat vision, which he's had since the early 60's [as its own power---for a decade before that, he used "the heat of his x-ray vision" to melt stuff, until someone apparently told DC that x-rays don't generate heat, and they made it a seperate power. Hence why the 50's "Superman" TV show had him try to melt a few things with his x-ray vision...], or also Cyclops' optic eye blasts).

Superman (and other Kryptonians, like Supergirl) seems to be the only one I can think of who has "freeze breath" (aka "ice breath", aka "super cold breath")...a power he used pretty heavily back in the 70's, was dropped in 80's revisionism as "too silly", then brought back again recently in the comics. (Shrug) I liked it, anyway...

One comic character in the DC comics who used a "sonic scream" a lot was Black Canary, a blonde-haired woman in fishnet stockings, leather jacket and high-heeled shoes (I know, I know... I'm just reporting it...) who, like Batgirl, used various martial arts skills/acrobatics to fight crime, though she didn't possess any gadgetry like Batgirl did. First appeared in 1947. In a late-sixties JLA story, she gained her sonic scream powers during the JLA and JSA's combined battle against the rogue star-creature, Aquarius (since this was the late sixties and all, guess it must've been a little "age of Aquarius" joke by the writers...). She lost her scream power in (again), 80's/90's-era revisionism. Nowadays, I think she hangs out in Gotham City fighting crime or somesuch....

A few 50's-era Superman comics implied he had a "super-yell", but apparently this was quickly dropped, in favor of one of the most bizarre superpowers ever: "super-ventriloquism". Supes had the ability to pitch his voice across vast distances (a few stories I think also showing it working out in space), enabling him to have conversations with others while he was somewhere else (when used in conjunction with his super-hearing). Also apparently was used to imitate others' voices on occasion. Really lame, true, but I guess it worked on the same "principle" as how people can hear all those explosions in the vaccuum of space in every single sci-fi movie ("Star Wars", "Star Trek", etc. etc.). This power got the boot in Supes' 80's revision (though a few comics of late make it look as if he has it back on some limited scale...).

Spanish: Back when Superman had a photographic memory/"powers of total recall", he'd memorized multiple Earth languages, and Kryptonese (Krypton's language). Post-80's-revisionism, he's apparently still mastered various Earth languages, including Spanish. Never did speak to animals as far as I know :-)

>> Don't know if you've seen (the Rocky & Bulwinkle movie) yet, Sharklady... <

>I have. And while I didn't think much of it overall, it *did* have a number of really funny moments ("Cut to commercial!") It's just too bad there weren't more of 'em.

Guess so...

-B.
Too bad that "CDI" device wasn't available during the heyday of KWB's various lame CGI-studio-lot-based promos a few years back (see: "Lou Bega Day"...)

DR. BELCH
09-10-2001, 03:35 AM
SHARKLADY:
Buttercup's special powers have yet to be discovered; filling that gap seems to be a favorite Fanfic theme.
I've always thought it might turn out to be something absurd, like being able to consume mass quantities of food with no ill effects or weight gain. Don't see how she'd use it in the field, and she might even consider it a lame power compared to her sisters'...though at a Chinese buffet such a talent could be a godsend. :p

Anthonynotes
09-10-2001, 01:57 PM
Originally posted by DR. BELCH

I've always thought it might turn out to be something absurd, like being able to consume mass quantities of food with no ill effects or weight gain. Don't see how she'd use it in the field, and she might even consider it a lame power compared to her sisters'...though at a Chinese buffet such a talent could be a godsend. :p

Well, in the "Legion of Super-Heroes" comics, being able to eat just about anything without ill effects (just like Wakko) was the "power" of "Matter-Eater Lad", and didn't hurt his career much (AFAIK)...
though as noted, it's still a pretty lame power.

Hmm... maybe her secret, special power could be the ability to swim *really* fast and talk to fish? Much more useful than eating ;-)

-B.

Sharklady
09-10-2001, 09:59 PM
> I've always thought (Buttercup's special power) might turn out to be something absurd, like being able to consume mass quantities of food with no ill effects or weight gain. <

I'm afraid the PPG ep 'Beat Your Greens' rules out that possibility. On that occasion, Townsville was invaded by broccoli monsters who could only be defeated one way- as Prof Utonium said, "The only way to get rid of your broccoli is to eat it." But the Girls got too full to finish the job, & had to call on all the other Townsville kids for help.

And yes, they did have to overcome the kids' suspicion that this was just some grown-up plot to get 'em to eat their vegetables

Nftnat
09-11-2001, 01:17 PM
Originally posted by Sharklady
> And I wonder if the kids need schooling....they can't recognize the Rockets anymore... <

Actually, they've *never* been any good at recognizing the Rockets. It's one of the series' running jokes (and, as several of us have noticed, it's very similar to Rocky & Bulwinkle's chronic inability to recognize Boris and Natashia.)

"Haven't we met before?"
"'Have we met before?', hoo, boy!"

Altho there was one time Boris recycled a disguise; they had no problem recognizing that particular cognomen.