You can have two...

[The Guard]

I got a role in the Winter musical. I must be the go-to guy now, because I'm playing an older, retired army general who I believe has one or two songs. His death: He gets hit in the neck with a blowdart. The gag is that he's told that he has five minutes to live. Someone comes into the room and asks if they can have a minute of his time. He pulls out a pocket watch, smiles and says "you can have two". There's a series of time-related gags before he dies onstage.

[James]

Ooo, comic timing. I'd hate that - but then having never acted, that's not surprising - knowing yourself, I imagine you have no worries or fears of pulling it off...! :)

[Pilmedium]

That idea sounds interesting. Just make sure you go in prepared and looking like an older person.

[Barb Gordon]

lmao, that sounds awesome! Good luck with all the rehearsals and such.

~Barb

[Danielle]

Wow! Cool role you got there: he must be fun to act out. :D Good luck!

(Whee! I took up one minute of your time......only four more to go! Bwahahahaha! :p )

[Galaxia]

That's really cool! Good luck in the rehearsals :)

[Digu Volz]

That's great news, maybe you'll get nominated for an Oscar or maybe an award that actually counts. ;)

[The Guard]

HOMER: "I don't have money for a tip. Here."

(Homer hands the bellhop his Grammy Award)

BELLHOP: Wow! An award trophy! Aww, it's a Grammy!

(Bellhop throws the trophy down off the balcony)

VOICE: Hey, don't throw your trash down here!

[Outlander00]

Ahhh... a true test of your art :p

Eh, you'll do fine... just dont be obvious :p