MST3k: "Pokemon, Oops...I did it again," with short, "If the Eds saw their cartoon..&

[Pietro]

In the not too distant future,
Way down in Deep 13
Dr. Forrester and TV's Frank,
Were hatching an evil scheme
They hired a temp by the name of Mike,
Just a regular joe they didn't like
Their experiment needed a good test case,
So they conked him on the noggin,
And they shot him into space!

MIKE NELSON: Get! Me! DOOOOOOWN!

TV's FRANK: We'll send him cheezy movies, the worst we can find!

DR. FORRESTER and FRANK: La, la, la!

DR. FORRESTER: He'll have to sit and watch them all, and we'll monitor his mind!

DR. FORRESTER and FRANK: La, la, la!

Now keep in mind Mike can't control where the movies begin or end
(DR. FORRESTER and FRANK: La, la, la!)
He'll try to keep his sanity with the help of his robot friends.
Robot roll call!

CAMBOT: Show yourself!

GYPSY: I'm not ready!

TOM SERVO: Hi-ho-there!

CROOOW: That's one O!

If you're wondering how he eats and breathes and other science facts
(DR. FORRESTER and FRANK: La, la, la!)
Just repeat to yourself, It's just a show, I should really just relax
For Mystery Science Theater 3000!

(Doors open into The Satellite of Love. CROW and TOM SERVO
are doing of spoof of "Who Wants to be a Millionaire?")

CROW: Hello everyone and welcome to WHO WANT TO BE A BILLIONAIRE!
I'm your host CROW T. ROBOT! Our first contestant tonight is, TOM SERVO!

(Canned Applause)

TOM: Thank you! Thank you!

CROW: So Tom how does it feel to be a contestant?

TOM: Blah! Blah! Blah! I want to be a billionaire! Give me my money!

CROW: But it's a game show, I'll ask the question you try to answer
them! If you answer them correctly you could win a billion dollars!

TOM: Awww! Come on! This is a stupid game show!

CROW: OK, here's the question!
Will MIKE appear on The Satellite of Love right after you answer this question?
A:Yes
B:No

TOM: Well, I don't know. I'd have to go with YES.

CROW: Is that your final answer?

TOM: Of course it is you idiot!

CROW: You are correct!

(MIKE walks in)

MIKE: Hi guys! What are ya doin'?

CROW: Well, MIKE, me and SERVO are doing
are own version of "Who Wants to Be a Millionaire!"
But instead of saying "millions" we're going with "billions."

TOM: This is boring CROW! I don't want to play anymore!

CROW: OK, OK! But, don't forget to pick up our game pieces at McDonalds!

MIKE: The "Mads" are calling!

(Onscreen: the "Mads," DR. FORRESTER and his assistant TV'S FRANK.)

DR. FORRESTER: Hello, Mike!

MIKE: If it wouldn't be too much too ask, what is FRANK doing?

DR. FORRESTER: Well we were working at the lab yesterday,
when he blew up half of the building with a dangerous chemical!

(Forrester stops FRANK)

FRANK: What?

DR. FORRESTER: Mike, today's Fanfic is titled "Pokemon, Oops...I did it again"
Tell 'em FRANK!

FRANK: Well it's another famous Fanfic crossover, mixing pop music with
a popular Japanese Kids WB show. But before it, there's a short called,
"If the Eds saw their cartoon..." featuring Cartoon Network's famous trio, Ed, Edd, and Eddy! Enjoy!

(siren goes off)

JOEL, CROW, TOM: It's Fanfic sign!

[Pietro]

(Doors open into the theater. Onscreen, a web browser is downloading the fanfic. CROW and MIKE NELSON, who is carrying TOM SERVO, enter the theater and sit down.)

>"If the Eds saw their cartoon... "

CROW: They'd sue Ted Turner!

>I don't own Ed, Edd, OR Eddy. Or any of the other chars.

TOM: Well, duh!

>I just write fanfics.

CROW: Really bad ones!

>So if you get mad, DONT KILL ME!!! I'm only a kid!!!

MIKE: Ya know I think I saw him on "Cops" last night!

>If Ed, Edd, n' Eddy saw their cartoon...

TOM: They'd probably say, "Is that us? We're not cartoony at all!"

>Edd: Maybe it's just a coincidence that they are the same.

CROW: It's Ed, Edd, and Eddy's evil twins!

>Ed: Or maybe real life isn't real at all, but instead a tv filming set to premiere on Monday.

TOM: Another famous line of Ed's!

>Eddy: Uhhh, right, Ed.

CROW: You actually thought Ed was right?

>Ed: Gravy!!!

CROW: Well Gravy to you too kid!

TOM: Hey! It's "Here Comes the Gravy!"

MIKE: That's it?

CROW: No. Ed, Edd, and Eddy sued Ted Turner,
Ed ate some gravy, and the kid who wrote this
is in jail!

[Pietro]

(MIKE, CROW, and TOM exit the theater. Doors slam as we return to the living quarters.
MIKE, CROW, and TOM are wearing the clothes Ed, Edd, and Eddy usually wear.)

CROW (as Eddy): Let's watch our cartoon on Cartoon Network!

(TV turns on and Ed, Edd, and Eddy show up)

MIKE (as Edd): Maybe it's just a coincidence that they are the same.

TOM (as Ed): Gravy!

CROW (as Eddy): Uhh yeah, Ed!

TOM (as Ed): Gravy!

CROW (as Eddy): I say we sue Ted Turner!

MIKE (as Edd): I agree

TOM (as Ed): Gravy!

(They both stare at TOM. CROW picks up a nearby phone)

CROW (as Eddy): Hello Ted Turner.

TED TURNER: Yes!

CROW (as Eddy): We're the Eds, cancel Ed, Edd, and Eddy or we'll sue you!
Hello......hello......hello? He hung up! The nerve of that guy!

(siren goes off)

JOEL, CROW, TOM: It's Fanfic sign!

[Pietro]

(Doors open into the theater. Onscreen, a web browser is downloading the fanfic. CROW and MIKE NELSON, who is carrying TOM SERVO, enter the theater and sit down.)

>"Pokemon, Oops...I did it again"

CROW: And if you folks thought the real song was bad, this is even WORSE!

MIKE: Guest appearance by Brittany Spears.

>Please don't sue me I don't own any of the real songs

CROW: Eh sue him anyway!

>Ash did it again

TOM: Ash wet his bed again!

MIKE: They forgot oops! Should be "Oops! Ash Did it Again!"

>He made misty believe they are more

>Than just friends

CROW: Ash and Misty get married!
THE END!

TOM: HEY! Misty's name isn't capitalized!

>Oh baby

>(Ash sings):

>It might seem like a crush

MIKE: Well of course it is!

>But it doesn't me that I'm serious

>(Misty sings):

>I lose all My senses

TOM: She lost her sense of taste, smell, and touch!

>That is just so typical of me Oh baby, baby

MIKE: Yeah it's so typical of you to lose your sense of taste, smell, and touch!

>Chorus:

>Oops! Ash did it again

>He played with Misty's heart

>He got lost in his game

>Oh baby baby

CROW: Shouldn't this be set to music?

>(Ash sings):

>Oops you think

>I'm in love

>That I'm sent from above

>I'm not that innocent

TOM: Ash becomes an overnight Pop Music failure!

>Misty sings:

>You see my problem is this

>I'm dreaming away

>Wishing that you hero's they

>Truly exist

>I cry when you go away

>Can't you see I'm a fool in so

>Many ways

TOM: I saw it ever since this movie started!

>But to lose all my senses

MIKE: Again with the senses?!

>That is so typical of me

CROW (Misty): ....to star in a really dumb Fanfic called "Pokemon, Oops I did it again!"

>Baby oh

TOM: "Baby Oh's" the new chocolate bar pumped up with fluffy chocolate on the inside that melts in your mouth!

>All aboard

CROW: Leaving for Tokyo!

>Misty before you go there's

>Something I have to give you

CROW (Ash): My prized potato shaped as Hirohito!

>Oh it's beautiful

TOM (Ash): I'm giving it to you because it keeps on reminding me of "Pearl Harbor!"

>But wait a min. isn't this

>Yeah yes it is

MIKE (Ash): It was my grandfather's! He said to brought him good luck in the war!

>But I thought this was your lapras

TOM (Ash): It tried to kill me about a thousand times, let me tell ya!

>Oh you shouldn't have

TOM (Misty): Now it's gonna remind me of "Pearl Harbor" too! Geeze that Ash is a loser!

>Chorus repeats

CROW: and while the chorus repeats, CROW, MIKE, and SERVO exit the theater!

[Pietro]

(JOEL, TOM, and CROW exit the theater. Doors slam as we return to the living quarters.
MIKE, CROW, and TOM are wearing sun glasses.)

MIKE: We'd all like to sing a little song for everyone! Take it CROW!

CROW (Singing): Oops! Ash did it again!

TOM (Singing): He acted like the idiot he was! Oh baby, baby!

MIKE (Singing): Oops! I think Pokemon stinks!

CROW (Singing): Pikachu sews his own underpants! Oh baby, baby!

TOM (Singing): Misty is just a dumb cow!

CROW (Singing): I hope we never see this fic again! Oh baby, baby!

MIKE (Singing): Oops! Pikachu had an accident on the rug!

CROW (Singing): It stunk up the room! Oh baby, baby!

TOM (Singing): Oops! Pikachu needs a litter box!

MIKE (Singing): He did it again!

CROW (Singing): I tell him to do it outside! Oh, baby, baby!

TOM (Singing): Oops! Pikachu did it again!

MIKE (Singing): All over the house! Oh, baby, baby!

CROW (Singing): Oops! I think I'm in trouble!

TOM (Singing): Mom's gonna freak out!

MIKE (Singing): I grabbed the gun! Oh, baby, baby!

CROW (Singing): Oops! I shot Pikachu again!

TOM (Singing): I was glad it was dead! Oh, baby, baby!

MIKE: Well, what do you think sirs?

DR. FORRESTER: Excellent! But, Mike before you go there's
something I have to give you!

(DR. FORRESTER sends MIKE and the 'bots a potato shaped as Hirohito)

CROW: Oh, it's beautiful!

TOM: But wait a min. isn't this....

FRANK: Yeah yes it is!

MIKE: But I thought this was your potato shaped as Hirohito!

DR. FORRESTER: No. Now it's yours to keep!

FRANK (to DR. FORRESTER): Just think no more memories of "Pearl Harbor!"

>"Gravy!"

(MST3K property of Best Brains, Inc, Pokemon property of Nintendo Co Ltd. and Ed, Edd, and Eddy is property of Cartoon Network used without permission.)