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RAMPAGE
09-04-2001, 07:35 PM
My AWSOME bro wrote this shway song, check it out:

IT WASN'T ME -Terry
(to the tune of It Wasn't Me-Shaggy)

Terry: Hey Bruce!
Bruce: What?
Terry: Open up, man
Bruce: What do you want, kid?
Terry: Dana just caught me!
Bruce: You let her catch you?
Terry: I don’t know how I let this happen
Bruce: With what?
Terry: The suit and the cowl… you know
Bruce: Uh-oh
Terry: I don’t know what to do!
Bruce: Say it wasn’t you
Terry: Alright…


Dana came in and she caught me red-handed
Changing in the bathroom stall
Picture this, I was almost naked
Putting on the suit and cowl
How could I forget that I was meeting her there at three
All this time she was standing there
She never took her eyes off me

(Bruce)
How could you have given Dana a perfect chance to see ya
Why couldn’t you have dressed up in a room with tinted windows
She might decide to sell you out to Jokerz and other killahs
You better hope that girlfriend girl won’t alert the media
Give her amnesia, knock her out, do it today
If she still remembers, better dump her, run away
Never admit to a word when she say
Makes a claim and you tell her baby no way

(Terry) But my jacket’s on the counter
(Bruce) It wasn’t me
(Terry) Saw batarangs on the sofa
(Bruce) It wasn’t me
(Terry) I even left one in the shower
(Bruce) It wasn’t me
(Terry) She even caught me on camera
(Bruce) It wasn’t me
(Terry) Saw the cowl on my shoulder
(Bruce) It wasn’t me
(Terry) Heard my voice changin’ lower
(Bruce) It wasn’t me
(Terry) Heard me hum my song for her
(Bruce) It wasn’t me
(Terry) She stayed until it was over

Dana came in and she caught me red-handed
Dressing in the bathroom stall
Picture this, I was almost naked
Putting on the suit and cowl
I had tried to keep her from this Batman identity
Why should she believe me when it makes sense perfectly

(Bruce)
Make sure she knows it's not you and say it’s Nelson Nash
Or it was the girls’ room – it was Chelsea or Max
As funny as it be by you, it not that complex
Say you’re not the type to be wearing black spandex
This never happened to me or the team back in the past
We’d disappear before Bullock and Gordon saw our tracks
Terry, your answer: go over there
But if she has the camera you better run fast

(Terry) But my jacket’s on the counter
(Bruce) It wasn’t me
(Terry) Saw batarangs on the sofa
(Bruce) It wasn’t me
(Terry) I even left one in the shower
(Bruce) It wasn’t me
(Terry) She even caught me on camera
(Bruce) It wasn’t me
(Terry) Saw the cowl on my shoulder
(Bruce) It wasn’t me
(Terry) Heard my voice changin’ lower
(Bruce) It wasn’t me
(Terry) Heard me hum my song for her
(Bruce) It wasn’t me
(Terry) She stayed until it was over

Dana came in and she caught me red-handed
Dressing in the bathroom stall
Picture this, I was almost naked
Putting on the suit and cowl
How could I forget that I was meeting her there at three
All this time she was standing there
She never took her eyes off me

Gonna tell her that I’m sorry for the pain that I’ve caused
I’ve been listening to your reasoning, it makes no sense at all
Gonna tell her that I’m sorry for the pain that I’ve caused
For a former billionaire playboy, you are completely lost

Bird Boy
09-04-2001, 07:47 PM
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That's hilarious...I had a good laugh at that... thanks for putting that up RAMPAGE..it made my first day of school ALOT better......:)

-BB

BWDK
09-05-2001, 06:06 AM
*lol* That IS cool *g*

Calhoun07
09-05-2001, 04:45 PM
Somebody needs to make a recording of this and post it on MP3.com!

Beyond Batman
09-06-2001, 02:50 AM
Could you imagine a music video to go along with this song. Do I hear MTV: VMA? Those lyrics to that song was too funny Rampage, thank your bro for sharing that with us. :D

James
09-06-2001, 06:06 AM
I like it - now I am going to have to go through the process of downloading the original! See what you've made me do? :)

batE
09-06-2001, 01:12 PM
Oh dear goodness. Thank you for giving me the biggest laugh I've had in weeks :) This really does need to be recorded. It'd be neat if Will and Kevin did something like this . . .


batE

RAMPAGE
09-07-2001, 03:16 AM
Hey guys, this is Rampage's bro. Just wanna say thanks for the feedback. I'm glad you all enjoyed it as much as you did. Maybe I'll make another one in the future... maybe.

Maybe we can send this to KidsWB. They probably won't do anything about it, but maybe they'll get a good laugh too.

Calhoun07
09-07-2001, 12:15 PM
Nah, don't send it to KidsWB. Wierd Al Yankovic, maybe, but not KidsWB! This song needs to be recorded by somebody who can do good parody songs!

Bird Boy
09-07-2001, 12:38 PM
Originally posted by calhoun07
Nah, don't send it to KidsWB. Wierd Al Yankovic, maybe, but not KidsWB! This song needs to be recorded by somebody who can do good parody songs!

LOL..yeah..Weird Al..he'd make it sweet sounding......I can almost hear it now...

I hope you make a new one in the future RAMPAGE's bro....hehe..I was trying to spoof "Because I was High" today...but to no avail.....mainly cuz the song in itself is hilarious..

-BB

Failure
09-08-2001, 01:23 PM
LMAO!!!
How cool of a song would it be with their voices behind it? It would be the funniest thing ever.
Great job Rampage's bro! Thanks! It made my day.

TuffyCatt
09-08-2001, 02:57 PM
LOL! :D

That was great! That's one of the coolest things I've ever read on these boards! It would be great if someone could record that! Anyway, awesome job! :D

Jowy Blight
09-08-2001, 09:28 PM
ROTFL!:D

Very Funny, I hope you do more of those. Now I'm going to have to download that song.