MST3k: "The End of Otto Rocket"

[Pietro]

In the not-too-distant future, next Sunday A.D.
There was a guy named Joel, not too different from you or me.
He worked at Gizmonic Institute, just another face in a red jumpsuit.
He did a good job cleaning up the place, but his bosses didn't like him,
so they shot him into space.

TV's FRANK: We'll send him cheezy movies, the worst we can find!

DR. FORRESTER and FRANK: La, la, la!

DR. FORRESTER: He'll have to sit and watch them all, and we'll monitor his mind!

DR. FORRESTER and FRANK: La, la, la!

Now keep in mind Joel can't control where the movies begin or end
(DR. FORRESTER and FRANK: La, la, la!)
Because he used those special parts to make his robot friends.
Robot roll call!

CAMBOT: Pan left!

GYPSY: Hi, girl!

TOM SERVO: What a cool guy!

CROOOW: What a wisecracker!

If you're wondering how he eats and breathes and other science facts
(DR. FORRESTER and FRANK: La, la, la!)
Just repeat to yourself, It's just a show, I should really just relax
For Mystery Science Theater 3000!

(Doors open into The Satellite of Love. CROW and TOM SERVO
are writing something. JOEL walks in.)

JOEL: Hey what are you guys doing?

CROW: Oh hi JOEL! We're writing book about
all our MST3k Fanfics we made.

TOM SERVO: The book is mostly about MY star talent.

CROW: What do ya mean YOUR star talent?
I was the one with all the talent you should know that!

TOM: No You Don't!

CROW: Yes I do!

TOM: No You Don't!

CROW: Yes I do!

TOM: No You Don't!

CROW: Yes I do!

TOM: Ok then let's ask JOEL who had the most talent.
Was it me or CROW?

JOEL: Well you guys I believe I had the most talent!

CROW: You never had any talent!

(GYPSY comes in.)

GYPSY: You're right I had the most star talent.

TOM: No you didn't! Heck, nobody did!
I had ALL the talent!

JOEL: OK break it up you guys the "Mads" are calling.

(Onscreen: the "Mads," DR. FORRESTER and his assistant TV'S FRANK.)

DR. FORRESTER: All right JOEL let's exchange inventions, shall we?

JOEL: OK, I have this big screen TV that has two sides.
On the left side is the television broadcast and on
the right side is a computer desktop. What do you think sirs?

DR. FORRESTER: Well my invention is a TV and a vacume cleaner mixed together. It's very useful when you want to vacuum and watch TV at the same time. There is a switch to lower the volume of the vacuum. Anyway, today's Fanfic is titled "The End of Otto Rocket" Tell 'em FRANK!

FRANK: Well it's based on a Nicktoon Nickelodeon runs called "Rocket Power," a cartoon about sports. Enjoy!

(siren goes off)

JOEL, CROW, TOM: It's Fanfic sign!

[Pietro]

(Doors open into the theater. Onscreen, a web browser is downloading the rest of the fanfic. CROW and JOEL, who is carrying TOM SERVO, enter the theater and sit down.)

>"The End of Otto Rocket"

TOM: Hey it's a NASA training film!

>Rated: G

CROW: Aw come on! Rated G?

>Otto was just about to do the most extreme trick of his life.

JOEL: His dad ran a department store with extremely low prices!

>He was supposed to jump off of a helicopter, without a parachute, and...

TOM: Commit Suicide

CROW: And they said it was rated G! Ha!

>land on his skateboard. He knew the trick was dumb,

CROW: Of course the trick is dumb! The Fanfic is too!

>he knew he probably wouldn't live through it, but he didn't care.

TOM: Otto never cared about alot of things, getting hit by trucks, getting shot...

>Not just because he was a daredevil, but because of what happened the day before...

JOEL: He couldn't do it because he was in the hospital.

>(the day before)

JOEL: The day before he went to the hospital, yet again.

>"Otto!"screamed Reggie from the other room. "Get up!! Dad wants you in the kitchen now!"

CROW (Reggie): It's your turn to make breakfast again!

>"In a minute!" he replied.

TOM (Otto): I just gotta jump off a plane and land into a snake pit!

>He got up,and the first thing he did was kiss the picture of his new girlfriend, Tanya LaTife'.

TOM: LaTife'?

>Everything about her was perfect, at least that's how it seemed.

CROW: Until she turned into a chicken from Mars!

>When he got to school, Tanya was waiting for him, or at least that's how it appeared to be.

TOM: She was waiting to dump him!

>When he was about six feet away from her, he saw Sammy (a.k.a. The Squid) go up to her and kiss her.

CROW: Ahhhhh! It's the geek!

TOM: Sammy (a.k.a. The Squid, a.k.a. Sam, a.k.a. The Sammister, a.k.a. The Samazoid...)

>Otto ran over and pulled him away from her screaming, "Get away from her, she doesn't like you Squid!"

CROW (Otto): Nobody likes you squid get it? You're a LOSER!

>"Sorry Otto, but I never really liked you, I just used you to get to Sammy." Tanya said. Otto ran away cursing Sam.

TOM: Shut your mouth!

JOEL (Otto): Hey but I'm only talking about Sam. Can ya dig it?

>"I know what I'll do, I'll show her! I'll kill myself in an 'accident' doing a stunt. She'll cry,and feel guilty. That'll show her!" he thought to himself.

CROW: Great way to deal with your problems kid!

[Pietro]

(JOEL, TOM, and CROW exit the theater. Doors slam as we return to the living quarters.
CROW, TOM, and JOEL dress up as street rats.)

CROW: Hey dudes! Whazz Up?

JOEL: Ya see, man. Me and my pals want to show off our skateboard tricks!

(They try this and crash into each other.)

CROW: (to TOM) What's the big idea squid?

TOM (THE SQUID): Sorry Otto!

JOEL: Now you've done it man! Now he's going to kill himself in an "accident"doing a stunt. You'll cry,and feel guilty.

TOM (THE SQUID): Aww cool man! What's the stunt?

(siren goes off)

JOEL, CROW, TOM: It's Fanfic sign!

[Pietro]

(Doors open into the theater. Onscreen, a web browser is downloading the rest of the fanfic. CROW and JOEL, who is carrying TOM SERVO, enter the theater and sit down.)

>(the next day)

TOM:...Otto kills himself in an "accident" doing a stunt.

>After everything was setup he got on the plane with Twister and Reggie.

TOM: Better get off the plane kid! There's a twister coming!

>Twist wanted to make another video, none of them knowing his plans. He jumped off the plane, just then Twister realized that he had no parachute.

CROW: Oh well, I never liked him anywho!

>It was too late,Otto hit the ground, just then,his last words were,"Oh Yeah!"

TOM: Wait! They forgot to put the word SPLAT in crazy fonts like they do on the show!

>(at his funeral)

JOEL (Otto's dad): Dumb kid. never ate his breakfast this morning!

>"Dad,did you give out the invitations to the funeral?"asked Reggie."Of course I did. For some reason his girlfriend called and said that she didn't want to waist a perfectly good Saturday, but to put these flowers on the grave." he said.

CROW: He's still alive?

>After he placed the flowers on the grave, and was about 20 ft. away from the grave, when he heard an explosion. He looked back to see Otto's grave blow up.

TOM: Wow! It's just like "Itchy and Scratchy" on "The Simpsons"!

>He said, with a smile on his face, "Thank you Tanya, for that lovely parting gift."

CROW: Lovely? How about violent instead?

[Pietro]

(JOEL, TOM, and CROW exit the theater. Doors slam as we return to the living quarters.)

JOEL: That was pretty violent for a Nicktoon.

CROW: Yeah, there were blood and guts everywhere!

TOM: And they let kids watch that!

JOEL: Well, ya see, ever since the Nicktoon writers went on protest Nick hired writers from "South Park" to make new episodes for "Rocket Power." Otto will be replaced next season by a kid named Kenny who ends up in all the same injuries as Otto did! What do you think sirs?

DR. FORRESTER and FRANK: It's fine!

DR. FORRESTER: Listen, JOEL, were gonna blow up a few graves now so bye!

>"Thank you Tanya, for that lovely parting gift"

(MST3K property of Best Brains, Inc, and Rocket Power is property of Nickelodeon/Viacom Productions, used without permission.)

[Sango]

Someone mentioned you MSTed my cousin's fanfic in another thread so I had to see what you wrote. It's really funny! ^_^ Yes, she is a very violent person. You should have heard her ideas for a fanfic where Eliza Thornberry gets killed...Anyway, what else can you expect from a 12 year old? ;)

[ccffan01]

MST3000 best shpe I like the sidehacker episode.

[Pietro]

Actually, believe it or not, show #202 "The Sidehackers" was one of the MST3k episodes that inspired me to write the MST3k fanfics. I also was inspired by the hilarious and very well written MST3k fanfic written by don Jaime, who also gave me some pointers on writing my fanfics.

-Pietro:D

[ccffan01]

Originally posted by Pietro Shakarian
Actually, believe it or not, show #202 "The Sidehackers" was one of the MST3k episodes that inspired me to write the MST3k fanfics. I also was inspired by the hilarious and very well written MST3k fanfic written by don Jaime, who also gave me some pointers on writing my fanfics.

-Pietro:D


O, cool I hae that episode on tape with a couple others including the movie.