Scenes from a hat: The worst live-action TV series idea

[Daniel P]

"Jerry Springer in the Home"

[Der Captain]

The Anna Nicole Smith High Speed Workout

[Ramen Noodles]

Trading Spaces: Spongebob and Squidward's house

[Spastic Minnow]

The Adventures of Stephen Hawking and Larry Flynt

(Wrong on so many levels)

[TimTwoFace]

Dad vs. Dad: Settling Playground Disputes

[Patrick Bateman]

Birds of Prey :D



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[TimTwoFace]

Star Wars: The Next Generation

[Matthew Hunter]

Celebrity Fear Factor: Ted Turner must endure a screening of politically incorrect cartoons!

[Galaxia]

Survivor Mole Millionaire Factor Island 7 - A group of people on a deserted island do wild and offbeat stunts (one of them poses as a rich person who really makes minimum wage at a grocery store), and tries to throw their opponents off.

[Floydian Slip]

comeing summer 03; fox's newest reality show : be a fox ceo. that's right, you can run the chanel, you can decided what crappy shows we air, and what great shows we cancle. there is no need for an education or sense of humor, ex cons are strongly recomended to join.

[StarScream64]

Kangaroo Jack:The Series

[Good Ol' Batmanuel!]

http://www.etonline.com/Media/manvsbeast_030114_fox_2.jpg http://www.yukes.co.jp/html/database/ssimg/rhyno.jpg
Man vs. Beast vs. Man-Beast :p

[Sue_Jackson]

The Osborne Family: the Musical! AHHHH!! :eek:

[TimTwoFace]

Krusty the Klown: The Live Action Series

(Believe it or not, this series WAS actually considered back in '94 or so.)

-Tim

[Singin' Stray Cat]

"All right, the seeds have been applied...let's sit back now, and watch the Chia Pet begin to take shape."

[Parallax]

"Super Monkey Ball: The Live-Action Series!"

[unknown hero]

Man vs Midget

[princeofsaiyans]

celb servivor

sorry about spell. I get bad grades in it

[Outlander00]

The Adventures of Orin (Hatch) & Barb (Streissand)

[FredNash]

Jesus & pals! He's back and he's pi$$ed about all the fun stuff that he's missed!

[Kaiser0120]

Dragon Ball: FSB (FUNi Strikes Back)

It's the year 2010: DragonBall GT has completed it's task of taking America to tha Grand Tour. FUNi has released all of the DragonBall Z movies. They've released 3 blockbuster Live-Action DragonBall Z movies, each outdoing Spiderman on their opening days, one more than the last. FUNi has become to frellin' rich they don't know what to do with it all.

Until they decide they want more. They then create what will be known in 2015 as 'The Devils Piss Basket', 'Dragon Ball: FSB' Using state of the art cel shaded CGI and a high budget FUNi creates an Made for America DragonBall series, with both an Edited and Uncut version. The Dub with reek worse that Season 3, the script will be worse than that of Movie 7, the music will bring terror that Bruce Faulconer even fears.



The sad thing about what I just posted? It could happen. FUNi may just go ahead and make their own DragonBall series. I would NOT put it past them. ;.;

[Orlis_baby_grrl]

"The Cartmans"

I think that would be one hell of a show!

[Pilmedium]

"The Michael Jackson Show"
"Looney Tunes in the Real World" :eek:
I will not mention any boring political shows.

[TOM 002]

Ah...yes....how's this:

Survivor: Battle Royale

Based on the Japanese movie of the same name, this Survivor will the the ultimate one. Why? Because 40 people will spend three days on the island with one simple objective: be the last one standing.

The rules: All vic...*ahem* contestants are given food, water, and a random weapon. Using given weapon, said contestants must hunt down and kill everyone else on the island until he/she is the only one left.

The catch: You only have three days to do so. Should more than one person be left standing, the device around your neck shall explode, and there will be no winner.

The prize: You get to live. Simple as that. What? You expect us to pay you?

Watch as alliances are formed and broken! See the incredible bloodshed that unleashes when humans are forced against each other! And yes, they are REAL DEATHS! It's a no holds bar fight for their lives! See it all on Survivor: Battle Royale!!!!!!

(P.S: Sick and sadistic I know, but considering how low networks go for ratings, I think they'd do anything. And yes, Battle Royale is a real Japanese movie, and a very brutal one at that.)