Johnny's First Day (One Sentence Story)

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Will Johnny be attacked by a giant blob? Will he start a food fight or be the star of the football team? you decide... (one sentence only)





It was Johnny's first day of 9th grade.

[jeffrey 228]

But was Jonny scared of the people at the new school?

[Jade_GL]

He walked through the big entrance doors and saw a group of students hanging around the vending machines.

[jeffrey 228]

And he was somewhat afraid that he may get beaten up and all.

[Watermelon]

He tried to walk past the kids without loooking at them, but he couldn't help it.

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[Condiment King]

Their stare was overwhelming.

[EightOh]

One older kid walked up to him and told him to be careful.

[ArmyOfClones]

He shook his head in agreement to the kid, "So your new huh?" asked a blonde girl in the group.

[EightOh]

"I don't consider myself new, I consider myself 'fresh,'" he replied, eliciting confused looks from several others.

[ArmyOfClones]

"Oh.. okay.." replied the blonde girl who tried not to laugh.

[EightOh]

After kicking her in the shin in response, he tried to apologize.

[ArmyOfClones]

In a bizarre way to apologize, he started to sing a song to cheer her up.

[EightOh]

"Sunshine... on my shoulders... makes me happy," he warbled, as everyone else in the general vicinity scurried away in fear.

[ArmyOfClones]

He sighed outloud, "Oh god, that wasn't very smart."

[EightOh]

He slowly marched through the eerily empty hallway, expecting to be called "John Denver Boy" for the foreseeable future.

[ArmyOfClones]

Then out of nowhere a very beautiful girl ran up to him and hugged him very tight.

[EightOh]

The bell then rang, and he snapped out of his daydream.

[ArmyOfClones]

He turned around and ran for dear life, until slipping on some water which made him slide very fast to his class room.

[EightOh]

Unfortunately for poor Johnny, the door had just closed as he began his slide, and he slide head-first into the door, knocked unconscious by the blow.

[ArmyOfClones]

Then that beautiful girl appeared again in my head, "I am Ashley." she said.

[EightOh]

"You... you smell nice," he said as she floated in mid-air, wondering if this was for real or just a side-effect of the concussion he was sure he had.

[ArmyOfClones]

She kissed him softly, and he awoke in the principals office, "As you can see we've had our eye on you for sometime now Mr. Johnny Anderson, it seems you have been living 2 lives..one is in computers, where you go by the hacker alias Neo.." said the principal.

[EightOh]

Just as his mouth was being closed shut, he opened his eyes and saw Bob Dole standing in front of him, holding a bottle of Viagra with a creepy grin on his face.

[ArmyOfClones]

Johnny jumped from the table, but 2 men dressed in black grabbed him, "Your going to help us Mr. Anderson, whether you want to or not." said the principal.

[EightOh]

Bob Dole inched nearer, grin never wavering, and the seemingly sinister principal grabbed his arm.

[ArmyOfClones]

"Your one sick little puppy Dole! I think we've scared him enough!" laughed the principal.

[EightOh]

Johnny shook his head and muttered to himself, "I've gotta lay off the codeine."

[ArmyOfClones]

Suddenly the principal and Bob Dole were brutally killed by Gandalf the White and Jedi Master Yoda, by using their mystical powers, Johnny was stunned in amazement.

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Then he woke up from his dream.

[EightOh]

He noticed that he was lying on a table in the dingy, cramped school infirmary, with no one else in sight except for the rather attractive nurse who happened to be looking down at him.

[sharpei_nat]

He stood up quickly, bumping his head on the light the nurse was examining him with, and slipped into a coma.

[ArmyOfClones]

Now he was in another bizarre fantasy, his side kicks were Darth Vader, the Care Bears, Yoda, Kermit and Elmo.

[sharpei_nat]

He was fully conscious, he could hear the nurse talking to him, he just couldn't open his eyes or move his body.

[sharpei_nat]

He heard the doctor say he would be in his coma for 10 years, 5 months, 2 days, 7 minutes, and 99 seconds.

[ArmyOfClones]

So he knew that he would be stuck in this mad dream, so he tried to think of some ways of coming out of a coma.

[EightOh]

He then found a comically oversized on/off switch, and pressed it, zipping back to reality.

[Watermelon]

He then found himself in math.

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[ArmyOfClones]

The math teacher asked, "Johnny would you like to try and solve this problem since you were in your little daydream?!"

[Ramen Noodles]

"No I wouldn't," said Johnny.

[ArmyOfClones]

Then his desk started to move very fast and zoomed out of the class room, it was speeding through the hallways.

[Watermelon]

He wrecked into the science teachear.

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[EightOh]

He leaped out of the nearest window, praying for his whole crazy world to come to an end, only to realize he was on the first floor.

[ArmyOfClones]

Suddenly as he was walking around very confused, a group of ninjas jumped out of nowhere and kidnapped him.

[EightOh]

They threw him into a big black van, and the driver sped off to an unknown destination while the ninjas quizzed him about his knowledge of Finnish vegetation.

[ArmyOfClones]

The leader ninja asked the final but very off topic question, "Do you like Hamtaro?"

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Johnny, filled with rage at the "Hamtaro" question, ripped off the ropes restraining his hands, beat the crap out of all the ninjas and stole their van.

[ArmyOfClones]

He drove the van all the way to Mexico where he met a Mariachi band and asked them to join him on his quest to the land of Oz.

[Pilmedium]

Unfortunately, they did not want to go to Oz.

[jeffrey 228]

Because Jhonny thought it was a scary place.

[ArmyOfClones]

But considering that Johnny wanted to go there in the first place, he shook off his scared thoughts of OZ, and picked up some hitchhikers, they were Tinman, Lion, Scarecrow and Dorothy.

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then all 5 when down the Yellow Brick Road to head on there way to the place.

[ArmyOfClones]

Suddenly the van they were driving down the Yellow Brick road, it ran into the Bebop, Spike and Jet jumped out of the ship ready to kick their butts.

[jeffrey 228]

But how would they find this place, and how in the world would the yget in?

[ArmyOfClones]

The Bebop members came and beat the living crap out of the Tin man, Scarecrow, Lion and Dorothy, they knocked Johnny out and kidnapped him.