What Would You Do? Game - Part 1

[Daniel P]

I don't know if this has been done here before, but I'll give it a shot.

You say a situation (good or bad) and the next person says what they would do.

Example:
What would you do if you found out that your grandfather was a fish?
A.) Eat a lighted match.
B.) Run around and kill mosquitoes.
C.) Put a jellyfish in Trent Lott's pants.

(The poster can have free-opinion or multiple choice.)

If it was multiple choice, the next poster could say:
B.) Run around and kill mosquitoes.

If it was not a multiple choice question:
I wouldn't care.

The replier then posts a new situation. You can use multiple choice or free-response.

I'll start with the most common question:
You have a million dollars. What do you spend it on?

[Watermelon]

This seems a lot like the Express Yourselg game

A pool, a jakuzi, a computer...

You are attacked by giant hamsters. What do you do?

:moon: :moon2:

[Daniel P]

I'd throw paint balls at them and then cut their hearts open while they're unconcious from the paint balls and fill them with gasoline.

You have 34 handkerchiefs in your hair. Suddenly, a giant toad sneezes and uses your hair as tissue. How do you respond?
A.) Start talking in a French accent to your wall
B.) Implant a moldy piece of bread in George W. Bush's left nostril
C.) Wash your hair and eat the toad

[Condiment King]

A.


Which would you eat?
A.) Cold Beef Stew
B.) Hot Cereal.
C.) Burger King Tacos.
D.) Toy Prize In Cereal
E.) All of the Above

[Danielle]

A. For some reason, I like a lot of hot dishes served cold. (maybe it's 'cause I like seeing the disgusted looks on people's faces... ;))

Your watch has just stopped. Do you:
A) Run in a circle, panicking.
B) Bring it to a watchsmith, or whatever they're called.
C) Call 911.
D) Start applying mouth-to-mouth recussi--recessi--recuu--breathing.
E) Start bawling and screaming "Why me?!" over and over again.
F) Nothing. You're too shocked for words.
G) Roll your eyes and say, "Finally!"
H) Laugh evilly. You know...."Mwahahahaha!!!!"

Can I use that many multiple choices? :p

[sharpei_nat]

E! (<------hey, isn't that a TV channel?)

Your dog just hocked up a giant hairball on your face while you are sleeping do you:

A- Take in the fragrant arouma.
B- Say "honey, stop it *hehe* that tickles"
C- Wipe it off your face, swearing, and force it back into your dog's mouth.
D- Eat it, hmm... tastes like chicken.

[Daniel P]

C.

A man has just told you he will pay you $145 to eat three giant, venomous turantulas. What would you do?
A.) Eat 'em! They can't be that bad!
B.) Just walk away.
C.) Make the guy eat the turantulas and take the money.
D.) Eat the money and put the turantulas in your pocket.

[Watermelon]

B! Or, uh...yeah. B.

You ran out of toothpaste. You:
(A) Fall over into the tub.
(B) Cry like crazy.
(C) Eat Spinach.
(D)Put 99 jellyfish in your pants.
(E) Go on a hunting expedition
(F) "Good Ridance!"

:moon: :moon2:

[Daniel P]

F, then go buy some more.

A large cannibal has attacked you. You:
A.) Eat HIM before he eats YOU
B.) Let him eat you, nobody loves you anyway
C.) Offer him a bribe to go eat your Algebra teacher instead
D.) Stuff newspaper ink up his nostrils while he's munching on your leg

[jeffrey 228]

A. Eat HIM before he eats YOU.

What happends if you got stuck in a cactus patch, you

A.)Wait untill someone saves you
B.)Pull off each cactus carefully with your fingers
C.)Use your shoe to kick them off

[Daniel P]

B.)Pull off each cactus carefully with your fingers

You have been bitten by a vampire bat with Rabies. At the hospital, the doctor asks you if you want a tetanus shot.
A.) Of course I want a tetanus shot!
B.) No way, pal.
C.) What's a tetanus shot?

[The Landstander]

A) Of course I want a tetanus shot!

The phone is ringing, someone is at the door, and someone in the house is calling you. Who do you respond to first?

[Sue_Jackson]

My therapist......and tell them that I'm gonna go insane! :p


You're a huge football fan. It's Super Bowl Sunday! You're favorite team is playing in the Super Bowl! But......there is a huge blizzard, and the power goes out which means no TV and no Super Bowl. Also, you have no batteries for your only portable radio. What do you do? :D

[Red]

I'll sue my CBS News @11. They said there wouldn't be a Blizzard :/

Monkeys have driven off with your car and you have to get to work in the Next 15 min. (It takes 13 to get there)

What would you do?

[Daniel P]

I'd stay home and watch movies. Screw work! :p

Someone threw a pinecone at you and then ran away with your money. This causes you excruciating pain and suffering, as well as extreme mental anguish. You decide to:
A.) Throw the pinecone at him and take the money back.
B.) Call the police.
C.) Stand there and cry.
D.) Go find some more money.

[Danielle]

C. C'mon, you know how much of a baby I am! :p

You've broken your mother's priceless vase. Do you:
A) Confess.
B) Blame it on your brother/sister/cousin/pet/washing machine/the milkman.
C) Sweep it unconspicously under the rug and say it was abducted by aliens.
D) Buy a new one just like the old one.
E) Leave town and take a new identity.

[Singin' Stray Cat]

A). She'd find out anyway, since I'm no good at lying. :p If I feel REALLY guilty, I'd go out and do D) as well.

You find $20 on the floor of a department store. There are two people nearby. Do you ask the others to see if it might be theirs, or nonchalantly pocket the cash?

[Sue_Jackson]

I'm such an honest person I'll probably ask the two people if they dropped their $20. But......if neither of them claims the $20......AND........there's no one else around.....well.......I could use some extra cash in my pocket. :p :D


Let's say, you're on Fear Factor, and you were told that you could win $1,000,000........but you have to step into a room full rats, and stay there for 5 minutes. Or, you could win $10,000,000......but you have to hold a cockroach in you hand for 1 minute. What would you do?

[Daniel P]

I'd do the rat thing. I am so scared of cockroaches. Big spiders are even worse.

You get squirted in the face with black ink on the way to meet the President. He dies laughing. You are immediately convicted of murder, and nobody bails you out. The judge is a jellyfish-licking weasel, and sentences you to life in prison. How do you plan to escape from jail?

[The Landstander]

immediatly after i am sentenced, i trick the judge into letting me come closer to the bench. then, i take a gun, hold it to the jellyfish's head, and say "anyone move and ill shot!" i then slowly walk out of the room. then, keeping the jellyfish as a hostage, i get into my car. i drive to vermont and let the jellyfish hostage go. then, i have a sex change at the local doctor. now, as a woman, i rob 6 banks and drive back to the city where i was being held in jail, this time taking the sex change doctor as a hostage. i go to the jail where i was being held, use the flashy thingy from Men In Black and make everyone's mind forget about my breakout. then, as a woman, keeping in mind that everyone still thinks im in the jail, i bail myself out using the money i got from robbing the banks. then, very quickly, i have the sex change doctor turn me back into a man and go back to my cell. then, a guard tells me someone has paid my bail, and i leave the jail a free man, except maybe wiser.

Q: You just spent 5 minutes of your life writing a pointless response to a question, and now you can't think of anything original to ask for the next person. What do you do?

[Danielle]

~I look to the light~
~See the stars so bright~
~When I'm just stupefied,~
~You know, I'm really tongue-tied...~

When in doubt, sing! :p

You are given a REALLY TOUGH puzzle to complete. Someone promises you $20,000 if you can figure it out without looking at the answer (eh, let's say the answer's on the bottom of your shoe ;)). If you *do* look, they'll give you $5,000, but also set you on fire for 3 minutes. Trying to figure this puzzle out without looking at the answer may result in loss of food and sleep. What do you do?!

[Matthew Hunter]

hmmm...I'd wear fire-proof underclothes and check my shoe :)
-Matthew