Barb Gordon
12-14-2002, 09:54 PM
Being a mod here, it might be nice to contribute some of my own work. This was doen a few years ago, late at night, to entertain a non-anime friend. I used to have the GW figures on the shelf about my computer, and one late night complete craziness resulted. Things in italics are my thoughts. People find it amusing, hopefully some of you will too!
Randomn'ess That Is Me
Duo: Hey buddy!
Heero: Omae o Korosu
Duo: eep
Relena: Heeeeeeero!!!
Heero: eep
Duo: hahahahaha!!!! That crazy onna found you again!
Heero: Omae o Korosu
Duo: Damn it
Relena: Heero, I found you!
Heero: damn it
Duo: hahahahahaha!!!!
Heero: Hide me?
Duo: *shrug* why not? *throws Heero into a closet that appears from no where*
Relena: Where'd Heero go? *sobs*
Duo: erm....I think he went to colony 1...1947953...'bout 50 million miles that a way...
Relena: Heeeeero!! I'm coming!!! *runs off*
Heero: *from the closet* is she gone?
Duo: Yes...you owe me
Heero: Damn it
Duo: hahahahahaha!!!!!
Zechs: *from outta no where* Heero, I have come to fight you.
Duo: Dude again? how many times are you two gonna do this?
Heero and Zechs: shut up, baka
Heero: All right...middle of antartica again?
Zechs: Sounds good
Duo: You guys suck...
Wufei: Anyone seen Trieze?
Duo: Didn't you kill him at the end of the series?
Wufei: Oh yeah, you're right. haha, that weakling!
Duo: Who you gonna fight now Wu-man?
Wufei: I...I don't know! Augh! My life has no purpose.....damn it!...and don't call me Wu-man...
Duo: haha, Wuffy has no purpose! That must really suck
Wufei: At least I don't look like a girl and dress like a priest
Duo:....dude, that was harsh...
Quatre: *out of no where like everyone else* Wufei, that wasn't very polite. You hurt Duo's feelings.
Duo: *sniffle* yes he did
Wufie: argh....*walks away*
Duo: Bye bye Wuffy!!!!!!
Trowa: *from out of no where? yes.* ......
Duo: Hi Trowa
Trowa:........*nod*
Quatre: *blush*
Duo: Oh geesh, don't make me sick, go get a room you two
*Trowa and Quatre walk away together*
Duo: Damnit....there's no one to talk with now...*pout*
Heero: I'm back
Duo: yay!!!!
Duo: What happened?
Heero: Zechs and I remembered that we already settled are score at the end of the series, and that we were on the same side in the movie
Duo: Oi...I could have told you that, idiot
Heero: Omae O Korosu
Duo: You know, you keep saying that, I don't think you mean it though
Heero: *points gun at Duo's head*
Duo: You always do that too, but you never cock the gun
Heero: ****** gun*
Duo: O.o......hey look, it's Relena!
Heero: *turns white* Hide me!
Duo: *throws Heero back into the closet* hehehe, I am so good
*food appears from no where*
Duo: Yay!!!!!!!!!
The End
Part Two
Duo: *munches food*
Heero: *from closet* How long have these socks been in here?
Duo: A while I guess...why?
Heero: They stink, get me outta here!
Duo: You're the 'perfect soldier', do it yourself
Heero: When I get outta here, I really am gonna kill you
Duo: *thinks for a moment and then shrugs* eh, bound to happen sooner or later...*goes back to eating*
Wufei: *from the corner* I have no one left to fight......*in fetal position*...what am I to do?!
Duo: You're really starting to freak me out Wu-man...
Wufei: *rocks back and forth mumbling*
Duo: *moves a step away and goes back to eating*
*Quatre, blushing, appears with his shirt untucked*
Duo: Hey Quatre
*Trowa, smiling, appears with shirt untucked also*
Duo: *looks back and forth at them* I don't wanna know....
Quatre: *tucks shirt back in* Erm...what's with Wufei?
Duo: He lost it
Quatre: Oh
Trowa: ......
Duo: yeah....so anyways...
Heero: *get's out of closet finally* DUO!!!!!!
Duo: eep.....
Duo: um...….aw ****, I'm so screwed...
Trowa: It's not that bad
Duo: Dude, shut up! that's just...wrong...go back to not talking!
Heero: I'm gonna kill you now for sure...with my bare hands!
Duo: eep
*Duo tries to flee*
Heero: *grabs Duo's braid*
Duo: No touchy!! Hand's off the braid you spandex psycho!
Heero: *sniffle* You don't like it that I wear spandex?
Duo: *blushes* actually I.....nevermind...
Heero: You what?
Duo: Nothing!
Heero: *frowns* If you wont tell....Omae o Korosu
Duo: Do me already!!!
Heero: *raised eyebrow*
Duo: I didn't mean that! I meant kill me already
Wufei: they're all weaklings....weaklings....
Quatre: Shouldn't some one put him out of his misery?
Sally: I'll take him!
Wufei: Not that onna.....
Sally: Aw, you're so cute when you're weak..
Wufei: *sniffles* I'm not weak!
Sally: *drags him away*
Duo: Poor guy....didn't have a chance
Relena: Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee *breath* eeeeeeero!!!!!!
Heero: Now if you're gonna call someone psycho, it should be her, Duo.
Duo: I agree
Quatre: does she ever stop?
Trowa: .......doesn't look like it....
*they stare into each other's eyes*
*Duo and Heero gag*
Duo: get a room or something, you're grossing me out...
*Trowa and Quatre wander off*
Duo: Now what?
Relena: Heeeeeeero! Where are you?
Duo: Oh right...psycho chick that's in love with you found us again
Relena: Duo, where's Heero?
Duo: ummm...he's somewhere else?
Relena: *sniffle* Why does he keep running away?
Duo: Duh, you doesn't love you...and they call me the idiot
Relena: *sobs* why not?!
Duo: umm.....he's gay, didn't you know that?
Relena: He is?!
Duo: Um...yeah, yes he is, as gay as they come. Sorry.
Relena: Oh well....*wanders off*
Heero: I'm gonna kill you!
Duo: What? why?!
Heero: You told her I'm gay!
Duo:...you aren't?
Heero: *glare*
Duo: Well..I mean...what straight guy wears spandex in public?
Heero:....I...ummmm
Duo: See? Told ya. You're gay.
Heero: damn it
Heero: No I'm, not.
Duo: Then why the spandex? I mean, where the hell do you hide that gun of yours anyway?
Heero:....
Duo: don't answer that please...
Heero: *nods* well...you're gay too
Duo: No I'm not!
Heero: What guy has a three foot braid?
Duo: A very cool guy that gets a lot of girls
Heero: baka
Heero: But you act so.....
Duo: gay?
Heero: yeah
Duo: Hey, the girl's love it
Heero: oh....
Heero: So I'm gay...but you're not?
Duo: exactly
Heero: that's not fair
Duo: your point being?
Heero: It's not right, I can't be gay if you're not. Why would I have a girl chasing me if I was gay?
Duo: ummm...
Heero: And why don't you have girl's chasing you? hmmm?
Duo: Cause....um...
Heero: Admit it, you're gay!
Duo: *shrugs* all right, I'm gay.
Heero: That's not fun...
Duo: huh?
Heero: You're suppose to protest and stuff!
Duo: But why? it's true, I'm gay. Like Quatre and Trowa
Heero: They're gay?
Duo: the whole audience knows that, man are you blind
Heero: So am I still gay if you're gay?
Duo: I dunno, I'm confused now.....
Heero: Do I have to be gay?
Duo: I guess not
Heero: okay, but then, does that mean that Relena'll still follow me around like a stalker?
Duo: yeah, probably
Heero: I'd be better off gay....
Duo: is she that bad?
Heero: *nods* yeah
Duo: how sad
Heero: Are you gay?
Duo: not if you're not
Heero: then who do you have?
Duo: Hilde!
Hilde: Duo!
Duo: Hilde!
Heero: oi....
Relena: Heeeero!!!!!
Heero: *sigh*
*Duo talks nonstop with Hilde*
Heero: Hide me Duo
Duo: Go hide yourself, I'm making my moves here, man!
Relena: I've finally found you, Heero!!!!
Heero: *sigh* yes....you have...someone kill me..
Relena: What was that?
Heero: nothing...
*Relena drags Heero away*
*food appears out of no where*
Duo: Food!
Hilde: Duo?
Duo: *follows food*
Hilde: Duo!!!!
*Hilde walks away angry*
Duo: *munches food* yay for me.
The End....or is it?
Duo: yes it is, 'cause I wanna eat
oh okay, The End
Part Three
Duo: *snoring*
Wufei: haha
oh shut up..you....weakling you
Wufei: that's mean......
Well, you're mean too
Wufei: point taken
Duo: *still snoring*
Heero: could someone please shut him up?
Quatre: sorry, I'm going to bed, can't help you *goes into a room*
Trowa: I'm tired too, good night.
Heero: night
*Trowa goes into same room*
Heero....ack! ewwwww
Duo: *wakes* hum? what?
Heero: Nothing, go back to sleep
Duo: *snore*
Wufei: Hey Heero, fight me
Heero: No thanks, I don't fight weaklings
Wufei: *crawls into fetal position and starts mumbling*
Heero: hehe, that's fun
*Sally drags Wufei away*
Duo: *talking in sleep* hamburgers....
Heero: We're all a bunch of weirdo's...
Duo: *wakes up* Well duh
Heero: I'm tired
Duo: *yawns* then go to sleep
Heero: But there are no more rooms, and you're on the couch
Duo: sucks to be you
Heero: *shoves Duo off couch*
Duo: should have seen that coming...
Heero: *snore*
Duo: hmmm...*runs off to the kitchen*
*runs back*
Duo: *sprays whipping cream on Heero's face and in his hair and on his hands* He asked for it...
*grabs a glass of water and places Heero's fingers in it*
Duo: hehehe, don't mess with Death
*random couch appears*
Duo: yay
*jumps onto couch and goes to sleep*
Duo: *snore*
The End...for real cause I'm tired
Pilots: Yay!!!
Oh, shut up…
~OWARI~
Randomn'ess That Is Me
Duo: Hey buddy!
Heero: Omae o Korosu
Duo: eep
Relena: Heeeeeeero!!!
Heero: eep
Duo: hahahahaha!!!! That crazy onna found you again!
Heero: Omae o Korosu
Duo: Damn it
Relena: Heero, I found you!
Heero: damn it
Duo: hahahahahaha!!!!
Heero: Hide me?
Duo: *shrug* why not? *throws Heero into a closet that appears from no where*
Relena: Where'd Heero go? *sobs*
Duo: erm....I think he went to colony 1...1947953...'bout 50 million miles that a way...
Relena: Heeeeero!! I'm coming!!! *runs off*
Heero: *from the closet* is she gone?
Duo: Yes...you owe me
Heero: Damn it
Duo: hahahahahaha!!!!!
Zechs: *from outta no where* Heero, I have come to fight you.
Duo: Dude again? how many times are you two gonna do this?
Heero and Zechs: shut up, baka
Heero: All right...middle of antartica again?
Zechs: Sounds good
Duo: You guys suck...
Wufei: Anyone seen Trieze?
Duo: Didn't you kill him at the end of the series?
Wufei: Oh yeah, you're right. haha, that weakling!
Duo: Who you gonna fight now Wu-man?
Wufei: I...I don't know! Augh! My life has no purpose.....damn it!...and don't call me Wu-man...
Duo: haha, Wuffy has no purpose! That must really suck
Wufei: At least I don't look like a girl and dress like a priest
Duo:....dude, that was harsh...
Quatre: *out of no where like everyone else* Wufei, that wasn't very polite. You hurt Duo's feelings.
Duo: *sniffle* yes he did
Wufie: argh....*walks away*
Duo: Bye bye Wuffy!!!!!!
Trowa: *from out of no where? yes.* ......
Duo: Hi Trowa
Trowa:........*nod*
Quatre: *blush*
Duo: Oh geesh, don't make me sick, go get a room you two
*Trowa and Quatre walk away together*
Duo: Damnit....there's no one to talk with now...*pout*
Heero: I'm back
Duo: yay!!!!
Duo: What happened?
Heero: Zechs and I remembered that we already settled are score at the end of the series, and that we were on the same side in the movie
Duo: Oi...I could have told you that, idiot
Heero: Omae O Korosu
Duo: You know, you keep saying that, I don't think you mean it though
Heero: *points gun at Duo's head*
Duo: You always do that too, but you never cock the gun
Heero: ****** gun*
Duo: O.o......hey look, it's Relena!
Heero: *turns white* Hide me!
Duo: *throws Heero back into the closet* hehehe, I am so good
*food appears from no where*
Duo: Yay!!!!!!!!!
The End
Part Two
Duo: *munches food*
Heero: *from closet* How long have these socks been in here?
Duo: A while I guess...why?
Heero: They stink, get me outta here!
Duo: You're the 'perfect soldier', do it yourself
Heero: When I get outta here, I really am gonna kill you
Duo: *thinks for a moment and then shrugs* eh, bound to happen sooner or later...*goes back to eating*
Wufei: *from the corner* I have no one left to fight......*in fetal position*...what am I to do?!
Duo: You're really starting to freak me out Wu-man...
Wufei: *rocks back and forth mumbling*
Duo: *moves a step away and goes back to eating*
*Quatre, blushing, appears with his shirt untucked*
Duo: Hey Quatre
*Trowa, smiling, appears with shirt untucked also*
Duo: *looks back and forth at them* I don't wanna know....
Quatre: *tucks shirt back in* Erm...what's with Wufei?
Duo: He lost it
Quatre: Oh
Trowa: ......
Duo: yeah....so anyways...
Heero: *get's out of closet finally* DUO!!!!!!
Duo: eep.....
Duo: um...….aw ****, I'm so screwed...
Trowa: It's not that bad
Duo: Dude, shut up! that's just...wrong...go back to not talking!
Heero: I'm gonna kill you now for sure...with my bare hands!
Duo: eep
*Duo tries to flee*
Heero: *grabs Duo's braid*
Duo: No touchy!! Hand's off the braid you spandex psycho!
Heero: *sniffle* You don't like it that I wear spandex?
Duo: *blushes* actually I.....nevermind...
Heero: You what?
Duo: Nothing!
Heero: *frowns* If you wont tell....Omae o Korosu
Duo: Do me already!!!
Heero: *raised eyebrow*
Duo: I didn't mean that! I meant kill me already
Wufei: they're all weaklings....weaklings....
Quatre: Shouldn't some one put him out of his misery?
Sally: I'll take him!
Wufei: Not that onna.....
Sally: Aw, you're so cute when you're weak..
Wufei: *sniffles* I'm not weak!
Sally: *drags him away*
Duo: Poor guy....didn't have a chance
Relena: Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee *breath* eeeeeeero!!!!!!
Heero: Now if you're gonna call someone psycho, it should be her, Duo.
Duo: I agree
Quatre: does she ever stop?
Trowa: .......doesn't look like it....
*they stare into each other's eyes*
*Duo and Heero gag*
Duo: get a room or something, you're grossing me out...
*Trowa and Quatre wander off*
Duo: Now what?
Relena: Heeeeeeero! Where are you?
Duo: Oh right...psycho chick that's in love with you found us again
Relena: Duo, where's Heero?
Duo: ummm...he's somewhere else?
Relena: *sniffle* Why does he keep running away?
Duo: Duh, you doesn't love you...and they call me the idiot
Relena: *sobs* why not?!
Duo: umm.....he's gay, didn't you know that?
Relena: He is?!
Duo: Um...yeah, yes he is, as gay as they come. Sorry.
Relena: Oh well....*wanders off*
Heero: I'm gonna kill you!
Duo: What? why?!
Heero: You told her I'm gay!
Duo:...you aren't?
Heero: *glare*
Duo: Well..I mean...what straight guy wears spandex in public?
Heero:....I...ummmm
Duo: See? Told ya. You're gay.
Heero: damn it
Heero: No I'm, not.
Duo: Then why the spandex? I mean, where the hell do you hide that gun of yours anyway?
Heero:....
Duo: don't answer that please...
Heero: *nods* well...you're gay too
Duo: No I'm not!
Heero: What guy has a three foot braid?
Duo: A very cool guy that gets a lot of girls
Heero: baka
Heero: But you act so.....
Duo: gay?
Heero: yeah
Duo: Hey, the girl's love it
Heero: oh....
Heero: So I'm gay...but you're not?
Duo: exactly
Heero: that's not fair
Duo: your point being?
Heero: It's not right, I can't be gay if you're not. Why would I have a girl chasing me if I was gay?
Duo: ummm...
Heero: And why don't you have girl's chasing you? hmmm?
Duo: Cause....um...
Heero: Admit it, you're gay!
Duo: *shrugs* all right, I'm gay.
Heero: That's not fun...
Duo: huh?
Heero: You're suppose to protest and stuff!
Duo: But why? it's true, I'm gay. Like Quatre and Trowa
Heero: They're gay?
Duo: the whole audience knows that, man are you blind
Heero: So am I still gay if you're gay?
Duo: I dunno, I'm confused now.....
Heero: Do I have to be gay?
Duo: I guess not
Heero: okay, but then, does that mean that Relena'll still follow me around like a stalker?
Duo: yeah, probably
Heero: I'd be better off gay....
Duo: is she that bad?
Heero: *nods* yeah
Duo: how sad
Heero: Are you gay?
Duo: not if you're not
Heero: then who do you have?
Duo: Hilde!
Hilde: Duo!
Duo: Hilde!
Heero: oi....
Relena: Heeeero!!!!!
Heero: *sigh*
*Duo talks nonstop with Hilde*
Heero: Hide me Duo
Duo: Go hide yourself, I'm making my moves here, man!
Relena: I've finally found you, Heero!!!!
Heero: *sigh* yes....you have...someone kill me..
Relena: What was that?
Heero: nothing...
*Relena drags Heero away*
*food appears out of no where*
Duo: Food!
Hilde: Duo?
Duo: *follows food*
Hilde: Duo!!!!
*Hilde walks away angry*
Duo: *munches food* yay for me.
The End....or is it?
Duo: yes it is, 'cause I wanna eat
oh okay, The End
Part Three
Duo: *snoring*
Wufei: haha
oh shut up..you....weakling you
Wufei: that's mean......
Well, you're mean too
Wufei: point taken
Duo: *still snoring*
Heero: could someone please shut him up?
Quatre: sorry, I'm going to bed, can't help you *goes into a room*
Trowa: I'm tired too, good night.
Heero: night
*Trowa goes into same room*
Heero....ack! ewwwww
Duo: *wakes* hum? what?
Heero: Nothing, go back to sleep
Duo: *snore*
Wufei: Hey Heero, fight me
Heero: No thanks, I don't fight weaklings
Wufei: *crawls into fetal position and starts mumbling*
Heero: hehe, that's fun
*Sally drags Wufei away*
Duo: *talking in sleep* hamburgers....
Heero: We're all a bunch of weirdo's...
Duo: *wakes up* Well duh
Heero: I'm tired
Duo: *yawns* then go to sleep
Heero: But there are no more rooms, and you're on the couch
Duo: sucks to be you
Heero: *shoves Duo off couch*
Duo: should have seen that coming...
Heero: *snore*
Duo: hmmm...*runs off to the kitchen*
*runs back*
Duo: *sprays whipping cream on Heero's face and in his hair and on his hands* He asked for it...
*grabs a glass of water and places Heero's fingers in it*
Duo: hehehe, don't mess with Death
*random couch appears*
Duo: yay
*jumps onto couch and goes to sleep*
Duo: *snore*
The End...for real cause I'm tired
Pilots: Yay!!!
Oh, shut up…
~OWARI~